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Hey y’all it’s the creator of the blog! So right now I plan on making my own little design for the dark purveyors now that I finally have access to a sketchbook. I don’t know how much they’ll change but either way, soon enough responses to asks moving forward will likely have drawings with them. Since I will be focusing on this, I will be on a small hiatus for now. It won’t be too long of a hiatus though so feel free sending future asks!

Thank you and have a good day.

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Lewis, what do you think about Mariska? As far as I'm concerned, she's an angel compared to the rest of you.

Lewis: Compare to the others, I’d say Mariska is the one I’m the closest to, although I think she can be a bit too nice for her own good. She’s no saint by all means but you aren’t wrong about her being an angel compared to the rest of us.

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Josey, how were you able to kidnap Rosalind anyway?

Josey: Mariska helped with that, since Rosalind is a terrible driver, the moment Rosalind got separated from Juliet for a good period of time it gave me that chance to kidnap her and for Mariska to pretend to be her for a bit.

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Would you mind if there was a ship with you and Rosalind, Josey?

Here's a screenshot of you with Rosalind.

Josey: I don’t get this at all but somewhere along the lines of me using her as a hostage so I can kill Juliet, and Rosalind calling me a zombie pedo, a good amount of you thought, “Yep, this a good pairing.” Y’all are some some strange funky little fellas but hey you do you, if you think this is groovy, go ahead I can’t control y’all.

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Lewis, are they like family to you? Or just bandmates?

Lewis: I get along with basically all of them. I respect Vikke, Mariska, and Josey a lot. I only tolerate Zed. They are kind of like family to me, but only because I’ve been around them for a long time now.

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What about threesome (Lewis × Mariska × Zed)?

Mariska: Brother Zed and I don’t mind having a third in our relationship but brother Lewis is a no go. Brother Lewis was one of the first people I became friends with since I got here, I dig him but not like that. As for brother Zed with brother Lewis… well…

Zed: I’d rather kill myself than fuck that greasy shitstain!

Mariska: I think you can tell how brother Zed feels about brother Lewis…

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Is Rotton like the secret eight ring of hell?

Mariska: Nah man, it basically hell itself. This place is way too crowded to be a ring anyways.

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What would happen Swan had successfully turn the entire world into the new Rotton World?

Zed: Well obviously every fucking human would end up a zombie duh!

Lewis: Aside from that we have a clear idea on it, we know we would’ve been brought to the new Rottwn World once it was finished since the ritual to open the gates between the Rotten World and Earth doesn’t actually kill us, we’re too powerful for death. But we don’t have a clear idea on what would happen afterwards, Swan was the only person to actually make the ritual work and we know how that got ruined.

Zed: For you fucks who skipped all that, Killabilly’s fatass would’ve turned every motherfucker on Earth and probably would’ve eaten a few humans and buildings like the lardass he is. And once everyone is a zombie, BOOM, we’re back! As for the other world that no one cares about who fucking knows and who care!

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"Zed & Mariska, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G."

Zed: Shut up with that corny bullshit!

Mariska: Awww, this is cute man…

Zed: Don’t fucking encourage them, Mariska!

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Did you know that fans are shipping Zed x Mariska?

(OOC/Creator’s note with this ask: This ship is canon IN THIS BLOG because I ship this a ton. I’ve been doing my best to make sure it stays in character with them while having my own little additions. Still I hope I am doing well with staying in character for the most part at least even if I’m including a ship that is not at all canon in game.

Anyways back to the blog post.)

Mariska: Do you think the shipping stuff is bad now, brother Zed?

Zed: Okay fine, maybe this shit is not too bad.

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And what do you think of Juliet?

Mariska: Pretty much everyone in the group hates sister Juliet… except for me, I think she’s alright I don’t hate her at all.

Zed: Of fucking course you don’t hate that slag, I don’t even know if you can hate anything for that matter.

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How do you guys feel about Nick Charlye?

Zed: The most boring motherfucker EVER!

Vikke: He is a complete weakling.

Mariska: I don’t really have much of a problem with brother Nick.

Josey: That guy clearly doesn’t know how to have a good time.

Lewis: He’s the definition of a pussy.

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How come Josey is the only dark purveyor that doesn't do rock?

Josey: Good question my groovy friend. I hold the title as the Master of Funk for a reason, I do more than just funk rock, I do funk as a whole! This also applies to my buddy Mar-Mar, she holds the title of the Queen of Psychedelia, so like how I do funk as a whole, she does psychedelia as a whole not just rock. Besides we already have three people in this funky little group that do rock, wouldn’t it be boring if it was all five of us?

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Vikkе, how do you feel about Josey? Are you friends? Or just bandmates?

Vikke: We are friends but we aren’t that close unlike with the others.

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*Laugh hysterically*. Lewis? Vikke? I doubt it. I've seen what you're capable of. And trust me, if you used your abilities to their full potential, you'd be more powerful than all the Dark Purveyors combined.

Mariska: I get why you say that there are a few factors that make me not as powerful. Unlike my other fellow dark purveyors, my powers rely on me using mind. Pretty much all my powers that I used when sister Juliet fought me rely on using my mind. It can get overwhelming after using them for a long period of time and requires tons of concentration. But I’m not exactly the weakest at least.

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Who is the most powerful of you? I think it's Mariska.

Mariska: I’m flattered that you think I’m the most powerful, but I’m not. That would have to go to either brother Vikke or brother Lewis.

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Mariska, you're so cool! Can I hug you?

Mariska: Sure man, come here, my arms are always open for hugs.