darkvalkyrie6

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Dog Tricks 🐶

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why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

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Be sure to check out “Avalanche Mercenary” : https://www.qwertee.com/sfvrlt4jn to design. This print is just one of 100+ designs (with more being added every week) in the Qwertee Print Shop, so you’re sure to find somthing you LOVE: https://www.qwertee.com/prints Be sure to “Like” this for 1 chance at a FREE TEE today, “Reblog” it for 2 chances and “Follow” us for a 3rd chance (if you’re not already:) Thanks Guys!

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It's kind of tragic how homophobia affects insecure men.

Like sometimes they want to experiment with a bit of anal and instead of just buying a sex toy and some lube like a normal person, they instead shove random objects up their ass that inevitably get stuck and then they try to get them out by themselves which makes things worse and then they lie to doctors about it and like this all leads to all kinds of extra complications like internal damage, risk of infections, bleeding, the fall of Yugoslavia, etc.

Come on guys, just buy a dildo. It's way safer and it leads to way fewer problems.

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thoughts on this kind of sunglasses (the link is a popular tumblr post)

i'm not kidding this is cool as fuck

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I think we should let Ron Perlman burn a house down. You know, as a treat.

Thanks @ingdamnit for bringing this to my attention.

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Nah, me vuelvo al dunkin donuts

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#They really did it