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ok so i may have grown a bit fond of them

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don’t u love trying to sleep while being slowly submerged in wolf hair

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ever after ❤️💙

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i'm pleased to inform everyone that the slug is not homophobic because he has a boyfriend

trans rights

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not to send u an ask but i had this completely absurd dream that bez0s was killed and it was on the news and they were trying to interview some woman about it while she was walking somewhere very fast and then when they asked her what happened she just turned around, looked straight in the camera and said ''it was that red twink from voltron.'' and then they cut to a picture of keith fucking kogane

i literally have nothing to add to this. it's perfect as is. im the woman btw

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some more headcanons

- keith has a sweet tooth. no, nope, i will not be taking criticism, he just does. his favorite candy is chocolate, and Lance spoils him with a Hershey’s bar every time they go shopping. 

- keith is actually really clingy. not in an annoying way, he’s not obsessed with lance, or overly jealous. it’s just that when he’s in the same room as lance, he has to be touching him. it doesn’t matter if they’re cuddling, or only their pinkies are entwined together, he needs this reassurance. lance is happy to provide, and finds this adorable. 

- keith constantly steals lance’s jacket. it’s a galra thing, apparently, to want to have the scent of your partner with you, but keith will get so flustered when lance teases him about it. 

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a leftover habit keith has from childhood is eating really fast. like, seriously, put a plate of food in front of him and it's gone within seconds. shiro has given up on trying to get him to slow down at this point because every time he's tried to tell his brother that it's ok, his food isn't going to disappear if he doesn't eat it right that instant, keith just looks at him, confused, and says "im literally just eating?" and perhaps he slows down, just a little, for a bite or two, at shiro's insistence of "keith please you're going to get indigestion", before his patience wears thin and he's returning to scarfing down his food at the exact same pace

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Let's just pretend that the rest of season 7 consisted of team Voltron in a buddy road trip scenario, got any hcs?

lmao i was confused because i didn't know what a "buddy roadtrip" was but i'm just gonna assume it's a continued lion roadtrip through space. if that's not what you meant sorry, just tell me. my brain is filled with cotton.

but onto the hcs

- ok so lance definetely sings over the comms. anything from disney songs that remind him of his little siblings, to ariana grande's 7 rings. (i don't listen to her so the first song of hers that came in mind was this). he gets mixed reactions. after a little encouraging, hunk joins in, and belts out an amazing How Far I'll Go (because he loves moana).

pidge and keith are not amused. pidge refuses to sing along until lance announces he wants to serenade them a special song. he starts humming under his breath, "we're no strangers to looove," and then lance and pidge are rick rolling everybody. pidge wishes matt was here because together, the three would be the ultimate Meme Team.

keith laughs with them but refuses to sing. coran and allura are downright confused, because "who is rick and why is he getting rolled?" and shiro just shakes his head and smiles at his space children.

- the whole kosmo teleporting thing? yeah, that seemed like a good idea, but n o. keith cannot count how many times he went to sleep curled up with his space wolf and woke up in another lion. one time, he managed to scare pidge enough that she screamed like a five year old. hunk swears the sound waves reached a planet ten thousand light years away, but pidge denies everything.

one time, keith woke up with his head on lance's chest. cue the screaming. cue the apologies. cue kosmo refusing to teleport keith back to black. cue them falling asleep together and getting humiliated by the other paladins.

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Is he...you know.... [Spanish dubbed]?

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can't believe twist and shout called 'castiel will die because he's gay' 8 years in advance

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Can you believe putin sold his soul for canon destiel

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me too dean

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What a world we are living in

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cas gave up his gay energy and went to superhell so georgia could turn blue hes braver than any us marine

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Can you fucking imagine being Vladimir Putin, one of the most powerful men in the world, spending months if not years planning your decision to step down and on the day you do it you just get so massively overshadowed by a gay angel from 2012's favourite TV show? Cause I sure can't!

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fellas is it gay to confess your love to another man and then immediately die and get sent to turbo hell

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I've been joking about this but will there ever be something more emblematic of out-of-touch tone-deaf cishet showrunners' desperate pursuit of appealing to their LGBT fans than the supernatural showrunners finally doing a gay love confession after gaybaiting their fans for 15 years only for it to be unrequited and having them immediately kill the character that confessed and send him to turbo mega hell for being gay