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is dad ignoring me because I told you about the key thing?

what key thing

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Darren what do I have to do to get you to kick mom from the chat. Time is limited please look at my offer in the group chat before I get grounded but worse

IM NOT THE ADMIN!!!!!!!!!

i actually dont know who the admin is, but it aint me. 

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dw about that, i'm a vampire she cannot kill me 😎

aw man, mr crepsley though--

aarhdufrf fudge. i guess i'll talk to him (privately. with a door or smthn between us.)

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

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ASNOJHSNS?

you know what, i'm just going to hide and avoid everyone.

why did you tell everyone that omf

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

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yeah dude dont come over alice said she'll kill you and debbie said she might too

pain

 alright,,,,,lemme know when they arent around 

[darrenshank]

Oh—

yikes I forgot that unlike Steve, I have friends to answer to and I’m just realizing what a blow to my reputation this is ....

I don’t want to give you hope about Steve but I can’t say I’m glad you guys had a moment to talk to each other. Im not sure he cares about anything at all but sometimes, when he talks about you, I doubt that.

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

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Oh-

well I guess I understand that,,,,he has this power to make people do things they wouldn’t normally do Cough cough but anyway I guess this all makes sense now.

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she’s mad at me now

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Well of course did you expect her to be happy?? About all this??

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she's mad at me now

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PETTY AF YOU COULDVE BOUGHT A NEW ONE INSTEAD OF RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP WIRH MY SISTER oh and also, MAKING HER CRY.

@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she's mad at me now

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@sonoftheleopxrd whyd you tell annie about me and steve she's mad at me now

[darrenshank]

so update on that mika situation, he thankfully hasn’t told mr crepsley yet 

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was learning how to twerk, mika walked in

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MR Crepsley asked me wht wap is and why i”m alwyas saying it and i panckied && said it measn waffle and pancke nd he condifently says “well in thta casse i aslo need some wap”

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coming from someone under 5”0 that threat holds very little power

Do y’all think I may have mentally scarred my nephew forever cuz I was boutta stab him lmfao

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i can’t do it, i literally can’t, what the fuck is a quadruple equation why am I being forced to go through the years of school i missed

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I escaped jail once I’ll do it again

Do y’all think I may have mentally scarred my nephew forever cuz I was boutta stab him lmfao

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you were not supposed to see this,,,,

Do y’all think I may have mentally scarred my nephew forever cuz I was boutta stab him lmfao