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For the nerd Jaster JSTOR enjoyers:

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mutuals. do any of you have the really long photo of qui gon jinn that says "is this guy bothering you queen" i need it

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I NEED y’all to see my Star Wars blouse, skirt, and dress. One of a kind, hand made, Star Wars couture (I made them out of a thrifted bed sheet)

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This is the funnest expression ever pulled in all of starwars history

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Star Wars recipe idea: here me out , blue tres leches

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Jedi love bugs ft. Temple Guard Feemor

Post the first sentence/s you write in your WIP today (I happen to also have WIP art!)

People used to the scoured clean parades and squares of the upper levels and senate district complained about the insects that scurried and crawled amongst the lower levels of the city planet, pulled towards the neon lights of signs from cracks in the buildings but Feemor was glad of the little lives surrounding him. He smiled beneath his mask when a moth landed on his helmet. It made the hours standing guard over the scattered Temple entrances far more joyful.

@zillanovikov i have the first sentence. *gently hands it to you like a little bug*

@queerest-beetle :)))

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I think one of the best and unintentionally funniest worldbuilding aspects in Star Wars is the reasoning of why did Bail and Breha adopt Leia instead of having their own children. Leia is first established as the princess of Alderaan before she is written to be Luke's sister. So now we need to figure out how she got to Alderaan. She was adopted because she needed to be hidden and separated from her brother. Bail was placed there to be one of the only people who knew so there would be a reason why it was them who got her. They specifically wanted a daughter. Why? Because Alderaan is a matriarchal society, so they needed a princess. Why didn't the Queen and her husband have biological children? Because they can't. Why? Because the Queen can't have kids. Why? Because she got injured as a teenager and got her internal organs replaced and her body can't handle a pregnancy. How did she get injured so badly? She fell off of a mountain. How did that happen? She was climbing it. Why was the future Queen climbing a mountain in the first place? Because she needed to go through three challenges in order to inherit the throne and one of them required her to go through something physically impressive. Why? Because before that they just held a Battle Royale for all the heirs and the one left alive got the throne and they at some point figured out that maybe they shouldn't be doing that, actually. Oh, okay.

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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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mandalorian helmets should have little hooks so the owner could attach charms to it like its an old phone case

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Happy Star Wars day! To celebrate, I present to you the three amigos: Dickwad, Dipshit, and Dumbass. (Names interchangeable.) They all deserved so much better, especially Feral. The best I can do for them is shoehorn them into a Spiderverse meme template.

Also, for the few of you who are patiently awaiting the next fic update, I regret to inform you that it's going to be a little while longer before I get my shit together and outsmart my soul-sucking schedule, but it will happen! Consider this a consolation present. :)

May the 4th be with you!

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Winx x Star Wars crossover

Collab we did with @butts-art go check her account she did Ventress and Chuchi!!!!

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY 2025 !!!

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Colored sketch of Jaster Mereel

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thinking about the fucked dooku and ventress master apprenticeship… you will never be qui-gon you will never be ky narec we are just using each other ventress’s you betrayed me and maybe i never really trusted you but it still hurts and i hate that it hurts and dooku’s you are but a mere shadow of my padawan and i have already given everything to my master what is but one more apprentice and even with this much hate it will never be powerful enough to bring me down and what a disappointment and

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STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH dir. George Lucas Released May 19, 2005 Re-released for it's 20th anniversary on April 25, 2025