dasanye-wet
dasanye-wet
conquest enjoyer 😔🫰💖
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dasanye-wet · 2 days ago
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So I ordered that venture bros comic, the monarch one with the kid who's his, like, megafan, and I noticed the parcel was shipped by the writer of the comic!! Very cool!! I didnt have enough oxygen getting to my brain to even attempt to read it but I did flip through and look at the pictures before I put it back in its protective sleeve lmao
It also came with tons of beautiful stickers, looks like they were illustrations done for a playing card set. Neat and awesome, great purchase by me 👍
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dasanye-wet · 2 days ago
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still hate this man with the burning fury of a thousand supernovas but, i gotta admit, this fit kind of slayed...
BONUS: lil rusty, who's just happy to be here :]RUS
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dasanye-wet · 2 days ago
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Pete saying it should've been him that got taken by the investors because he looks "way more like a vampire than Billy" in The Silent Partners is pissing me off more than it should,, like. He would be such a cool vampire what are you talking about??
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not even sure what to say but like cmon guys.... vampire Billy do you see the vision!!!!
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dasanye-wet · 2 days ago
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conquest gooooo
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dasanye-wet · 6 days ago
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Everyone who just caught a block in the last 10 minutes... I will unblock you on your 18th birthday
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dasanye-wet · 6 days ago
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conquest
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dasanye-wet · 11 days ago
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My Arbite oc I commissioned from mothmire !!! He’s so handsome!!
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dasanye-wet · 11 days ago
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We've been seeing racoons during the day, they come up and eat the eggs out of the flower pot (the chickens have decided to lay here instead of their clean, air conditioned coop for some reason). So far they've left the chickens alone but I just discovered yesterday that this has been going on for a little over a week now
Now the chickens have started making raccoon noises (high pitched trilling that sounds almost identical to a raccoon), which are distinctly not normal chicken noises and I have never heard them make ever before, specifically when they're excited for delicious food 💀
I think maybe the chickens are too used to the cats and don't know the difference between our cats who are very friendly with them and the racoons who have a lot of potential not to be 😓
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dasanye-wet · 12 days ago
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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dasanye-wet · 12 days ago
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
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dasanye-wet · 12 days ago
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what if instead of the viltrum empire they were the viltrum cuntpire and instead of conquering the galaxy they served cunt
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dasanye-wet · 12 days ago
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made a picture i will use a lot
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dasanye-wet · 12 days ago
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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dasanye-wet · 12 days ago
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donald being conquest's emotional support dog and stim toy is so djdjsjdjfjfjgk I think he treats donald like a cute pet/friend, he's locked in mutual homoerotic hatred with cecil, and he either wants to snap sinclair like a glowstick so so bad or he inexplicably finds sinclair kinda creepy. like when you see a video of a bear running away from a cat cause it's little but aggressive
i knowwwww Conquest should be domesticated and it wouldn't take long!!
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more uhhh. stuff. (Cecil agreed to lend him his "pet" because 1. everyone likes Donald so he might succeed in changing in heart 2. if he dies he can be brought back anyway)
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dasanye-wet · 13 days ago
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Random request
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dasanye-wet · 13 days ago
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Holy moly Nolan..
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dasanye-wet · 13 days ago
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artblock: vanquished, viltrumite eve: fawned over
(my new job has normal hours, so hopefully i'll have more time for my hobbies 🤞)
thank you to @/atoms.control on IG for the inspiration!!!
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