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So I ordered that venture bros comic, the monarch one with the kid who's his, like, megafan, and I noticed the parcel was shipped by the writer of the comic!! Very cool!! I didnt have enough oxygen getting to my brain to even attempt to read it but I did flip through and look at the pictures before I put it back in its protective sleeve lmao
It also came with tons of beautiful stickers, looks like they were illustrations done for a playing card set. Neat and awesome, great purchase by me 👍

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still hate this man with the burning fury of a thousand supernovas but, i gotta admit, this fit kind of slayed...
BONUS: lil rusty, who's just happy to be here :]RUS
#ghe terry cloth beach mode speedsuit is absoLUTELY a vibe#kill thet man and bring me his ridiculous retro romper with a 5“ inseam NEOW#venture bros
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Pete saying it should've been him that got taken by the investors because he looks "way more like a vampire than Billy" in The Silent Partners is pissing me off more than it should,, like. He would be such a cool vampire what are you talking about??

not even sure what to say but like cmon guys.... vampire Billy do you see the vision!!!!
#fashion icon billy#i guess you could call him............. billy idol#*rimshot*#anyway these fits fuck hard. get it quizboy#venture bros
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conquest gooooo
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Everyone who just caught a block in the last 10 minutes... I will unblock you on your 18th birthday
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#dasanye rambles#ive stopped posting so much lately because im feeling discouraged because i caught more minors lying about their ages on my page#apologies for that. actually no i have nothing to apologize for. it's the minors lying about their ages who are the fucked up wrong ones#we're going to keep it tv safe in here from now on ig since no one is allowed to share fun things without having to put it behind a paywall#no big loss i didnt draw a lot of smut to begin with anyway#also pulling down anything adult i DID post but it's all on my patreon so. No pressure#I also own a discord server where you can get age verified by sharing your ID that I might start posting it to instead#this is so annoying tbh but that's what I get for trusting people whose brains havent finished developing to do the right thing ever 🤷♀️
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My Arbite oc I commissioned from mothmire !!! He’s so handsome!!
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We've been seeing racoons during the day, they come up and eat the eggs out of the flower pot (the chickens have decided to lay here instead of their clean, air conditioned coop for some reason). So far they've left the chickens alone but I just discovered yesterday that this has been going on for a little over a week now
Now the chickens have started making raccoon noises (high pitched trilling that sounds almost identical to a raccoon), which are distinctly not normal chicken noises and I have never heard them make ever before, specifically when they're excited for delicious food 💀
I think maybe the chickens are too used to the cats and don't know the difference between our cats who are very friendly with them and the racoons who have a lot of potential not to be 😓
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up
#more accurately “this thing is rare because 80% of the people it affects are afab”#cough immune disorders cough
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what if instead of the viltrum empire they were the viltrum cuntpire and instead of conquering the galaxy they served cunt
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made a picture i will use a lot
#i will die on the hill that games are supposed to be fun and if you're not having fun you're doing it wrong#i'm not a tryhard for free 💅#my ass stays on easy mode for everything because my life is HARD enough
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i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed
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donald being conquest's emotional support dog and stim toy is so djdjsjdjfjfjgk I think he treats donald like a cute pet/friend, he's locked in mutual homoerotic hatred with cecil, and he either wants to snap sinclair like a glowstick so so bad or he inexplicably finds sinclair kinda creepy. like when you see a video of a bear running away from a cat cause it's little but aggressive
i knowwwww Conquest should be domesticated and it wouldn't take long!!
more uhhh. stuff. (Cecil agreed to lend him his "pet" because 1. everyone likes Donald so he might succeed in changing in heart 2. if he dies he can be brought back anyway)
#conquest invincible#dissolve.gif#obligatory “it should've been me”#also yummy conquest body type thank you op. you understand me
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Holy moly Nolan..
#idk it doesnt feel right when her hands dont have his cake in them tbh#this is th cake grabbing hug#invincible
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artblock: vanquished, viltrumite eve: fawned over
(my new job has normal hours, so hopefully i'll have more time for my hobbies 🤞)
thank you to @/atoms.control on IG for the inspiration!!!
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