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glad this got a sequel

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completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it's

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Women light up the world. That's why it's called Broad daylight.

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i love re-consuming media i used to love when i was younger. like wow! child me still is in me i am holding her hand and keeping her safe and doing her favorite things with her!!!!

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woke up dehydrated and deliriously thought "i need to call my senator about this." notably im not american i don't have a senator but even if i did what's he gonna do, deliver fresh water straight to my mouth? make the sun be less warm?

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Do you miss all your old selves?

no they are inside of me i hug them everyday and say u did such a good job

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remember to send email with NO ATTACHMENTS

- the buddhist emailer

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ITS BIG COOKIE DAY BITCHES

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this isn’t the first time the DHS has tweeted literal nazi propaganda but uuuhhhh I feel like things are going to get Very Bad unless we do something. about the nazis. who are running the US government

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When youve been a writer for long enough, commas become more of a spiritual practice than a grammatical one.

Could I explain the actual rules of how they’re used? Absolutely not.

Do I rely on sensing a tremor in the force to tell me where to use them? Yes and this has never failed me even once.

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calorie deficit this calorie deficit that. if i want pancakes im eating pancakes. i could die tomorrow

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my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

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i am alergigc to chpips wat do i do help me friito lats

eat them anyways. i don't care if you die. everything should die. it is sinful to be alive