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With that Ashton closed her book. Anxiously she folded her legs in front of her and avoided eye contact with the man. “Oh…not really…I kinda uhm…” She shrugged as if it was an answer. She had always been an anxious person.

Dash picked up a handful of sand and let the sand glide through the slits of his fingers. "What's your name?" He asked simply, not wanting to over whelm the girl.He wasn’t sure if his company was unwelcome or not. “I am Dash.”

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Blue eyes caught on the shadow blocking her from the sun. Slowly she dragged her eyes up to the man from her book. “Oh…uhm…t-thank you uh…” She spoke awkwardly. Her fingers began to tinker with one another.

Dash looked her over. She seemed familiar. "Damn, he lost out. Give me your number." He sat beside her and looked out on the ocean. "That was a terrible pick up line. uherg, you come here often?"

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Toxic

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“You want to dance?”

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“Hey. So, my friend over there thinks your hot.” He told her. “Can I get your number for sissy bitch over there?”

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“…no.  No you did not cause I would have to kill you because Bree is going to kill me.”

“He looks awesome. Don’t you little kid. You look awesome!” He shouted towards the bathroom. “Show him!”

Can’t feel my face. or other regions

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Can’t feel my face. or other regions

“I don;t think that was shampoo. I turned your child’s hair green? “

@dr-elliot

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“No! You are buying me more! I had three packets in my cupboard!”

“I only ate one. Why do you have two? Is it for your period time?”

All the single ladies [Open]

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“Just don’t touch my M&Ms, touch those and you die. But seriously though, you are alright dude?”

‘Yea, I’m alright. Why would I not be alright?”

“I ate those too.. “

All the single ladies [Open]

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“You can have the best of both worlds. Have sex,  but you should like  face the tv and watch while sex is happening..... unless you meant with me..? I don’t know what’s going on. The answer is yes.”

“Like, I want sex, but I also would be okay with Netflix. Do you know what I mean?”

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All the single ladies [Open]

“Being single isn’t so bad. I sort of like not being tied down.. netflix and body pillow? Hell yeah.. Also, I ate your donut. I’m sorry. ... Notsorry”

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ooc: I m here. I hurt my wrist really bad, but it’s all better now. I shall be back today.

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Send me a “ 💞 “ and I post a gif showing my muses feeling towards yours.

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“Is that why?” He laughed as he opened his beer and sipped from the top. He awsn’t a huge beer drinking fan, but hated to admit he liked the girl drinks bettter. It was his dads fault really. They made a simple cup of orange juice look like a mixed drink. Pineapple slice on the side,with a umbrella and a stick of fruit inside the drink by the straw. He was spoiled by them. He set his beer down. “Hows you and  Harold doing?”

“Cool.” Cam said as he made his way over to the kitchen and pulled two beers from the fridge. “Up the butt busy? And you wonder why men hit on you?” Cam tossed the beer at Dash then opened his own.

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Isabelle waited, for what felt like forever, for her parents to fall asleep but even when she was sure every little creek from the house made her jump. She got dressed quickly, using one of Devon’s hoodies to protect her from the wind as she slipped out of her bedroom window. At this point she had done this a lot but today was different. Over the past couple months things where getting less and less innocent. Now she felt she was ready to give him everything. She picked up the disposable phone she had been using for about a week. Often times she would swipe one from her parents stash and give Devon the number. “Hello?” She asked into the receiver though she knew who it was. “Hey baby-I’m a block away.”

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Devon listen to her voice and nodded. He realized she couldn't see a nod. "Great. Take your time. Are you alright?" He didn't know much about her home life.He never went over there. She insisted upon it. He wondered why, but didn't ever ask. She didn't ever want to talk about it. Her dads liked her, well.. one of them did anyway. The other really just wanted him to stay a child forever.

Tonight he would be losing a part of his childhood and he knew it. It was exciting and nerve -wrecking. "I will see you when you get here." He ran his fingers through his hair, and went to put on another layer of deodorant just in case. He brushed his teeth again. He wanted everything to be perfect as it could be. He really did wish he could have bought a hotel room or something, but his room was cozy and familiar enough.

Like a virgin [Dashton past para]

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“Yeah, a beer sounds good.” He looked around the apartment. “I would kill for a all day sleep day.” He told Cam. “I been up the butt with busy lately.” He laughed as he rubbed the back of his head.

Cam shrugged “Eh, slow day I guess.” He said as Dash stepped in, closing the door behind his….best friend? Friend? It was unclear where they where standing right now. “Oh yeah, I was kind of sleeping all day. Doesn’t matter.” He took Dash’s hand and did the motion. “Beer?” He asked when they where released.

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Devon had waited for this moment for such a long time. They had been dating for a few months now and it seemed like the right time. He wanted to make it perfect. He had set up his room. His dads were away on a gay cruise. He didnt have money yet, he needed a job. He had 50 dollars his dads left for emergencies.

He felt this was a good enough emergency. He had rose pedals on the bed, and his first ever box of condoms, which he bought at a self check out. He had soft music and pizza downstairs in the fridge to cook later. He hoped this was perfect enough. He called her to see if she was on her way over.

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text {Ashton}

Ashton: He'll hate it or you'll hate it? If you don't want to name the baby Devon what do you want to name it?

Ashton: Definitely not, we will not name our baby Isabelle, Izzy or any variation of my name before the change.

Dash: See! Fine, we will come up with our own names. original name like emoji or hashtag.