30s cismale pansexual Seattle Hellenic Polytheist
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Are u even having fun on tumblr if u don't gain a slight crush on a mutual. Are u even using it right. Let's be honest
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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i have never seen a post and thought to myself "what this really needs is a stupid-ass gimmick blog making it all about their single bad joke"
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I was in the reviews for a listing for a tungsten cube for reasons that are not important, THIS REVIEW IS CRACKING ME UP
Having a dense cube communicates status to women and business relationships. #mycube
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no more fandoms! no more ship discourse! no more stupid drama! everyone go frolic in a field until you fall over sleepy like a big doggy ok?
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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'
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I'm brewing up yet another porn scenario that the children will not like 😔
luckily for them I shall tag it and clearly mark it with a warning that it contains content they will not like.
surely they will do their due diligence and avoid it if it is not to their interests because that would be logical, and not spend weeks harassing me about it because they somehow cannot exist in a world where people write porn they don't approve of.
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Ah yes…. The silt verses by Sabrina Carpenter
Lotta controversy around the album cover for Trawler-man's Best Friend
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