dasistblod
dasistblod
The Sea Calls To Me
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30s cismale pansexual Seattle Hellenic Polytheist
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dasistblod · 6 hours ago
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dasistblod · 7 hours ago
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NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.
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dasistblod · 16 hours ago
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if ur gonna make a movie where music saves the world you're really putting a lot on whoever's writing/composing that music. and kpop demon hunters truly fucking delivered
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dasistblod · 16 hours ago
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we need to bring back gamefaqs. i don't wanna join your stupid discord. i don't wanna use your ugly shitty fandom wiki. i don't wanna have to dig through poorly-organzied reddit threads. we want bespoke ascii header art! we want plaintext documents and guides with minimal clutter that are properly indexed and easy to navigate!
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dasistblod · 1 day ago
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Just a reminder.....Skynet became self aware this morning.
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dasistblod · 1 day ago
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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dasistblod · 1 day ago
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i AM your most annoying tumblr mutual. and thats why you want to have sex with me
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dasistblod · 1 day ago
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a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.
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dasistblod · 2 days ago
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The smarter and weirder she is the more brains you have to fuck out.
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dasistblod · 2 days ago
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this was a different age. we’ve lived 3 lifetimes since this
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dasistblod · 2 days ago
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reblog to give prev a little sticker and tell them you’re proud of them
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dasistblod · 2 days ago
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dasistblod · 2 days ago
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dasistblod · 3 days ago
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dasistblod · 3 days ago
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Brennan: there is some homebrew coming, there are subclasses-
Everyone:
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dasistblod · 3 days ago
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ai slop bots that produce boomer content are morbidly fascinating. the fact that there's a demographic of people dying to share uncanny videos of white jesus shiny baby soldier wife regardless of context or meaning or lack thereof, just a vapid collection of symbols without depth or aim. a hollow radio signal endlessly repeating statistically probable bible verses. a congregation hollering with vindication before a screen flashing images that neither it nor its audience care to comprehend. 95 theses composed of severed fragments of religious aphorisms nailed to a painting of a door. what a tremendous waste of everything
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dasistblod · 3 days ago
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a princess who only has her hands to entertain herself in the night and the knight who shares a bedroom wall with her and is being tested by god
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