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currently lost in Gotham, anyone need anything?

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Sometimes, I go for a walk without music to not fast travel. I wanna feel the pain.

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Please report any of your colleagues who are using the wrong keycard during their duties no matter how familiar they are.

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Character Idea:

An incredibly animated prosecuter/defense lawyer who is perpetually holding a cup of coffee. However, the constant gag is that they have complete disregard for the cup of fluid they are holding as they flail their arms around during their argument.

The coffee will always stay in the cup, only flying upwards and landing back in comically in serious situations or covering someone when needed.

The cup is bottomless, no-one questions it.

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I like Snoot Game.

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Making a post before bed is like leaving a tooth under my pillow when I was a kid. like. here you go internet. my little thought. my crumb of opinion that needs validation that cannot wait. Give me my like, reblog, or anything.

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Using tumblr and also being apart of a Tumblr Subreddit is pretty weird. It's like being the animals in the zoo, and a confused tourist looking on at the same time.

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May I please remind everyone the Survivorship Bias where @itsapmseymour is not actually everywhere and seeing everyones post, but is only being seen once they reply to one?

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Joshua Lopes-Costa, literally the coolest person ever with a heart of gold.

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Amelia Atkinson, 8 years old and may have eaten her pet hampster.

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Dino Lombardi, Italian Racecar Driver and 2 Time Marino Grand Prix Champion.

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Andrew 'Andy' Nelmoore, Student at WWCS.

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Angie Marlone, Junior Florist at 'Best Buds Plant Emporium'.

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Dr. Laveson, Head of Medicine at the St Jadus Regional Hospitial.

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Used as a body shield or not, it's still nice to be held.

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I really like the Hitman series. I've been playing the games since 2016, and I've racked up probs over 4k+ hours across all of them. Finally, I have gotten it on Steam as my PS4 days are over. Time for a new Era.