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So. College is picking up pretty quickly. The fic and headcanons will end up taking longer than I had planned. I'm really sorry for the delay, I promise I'm doing my best for you guys.

Update! Timothy Timepiece x Unorganized Reader headcanons and a Barry x Reader nsfw fic are in the works! They're both on the longer side, so I may take a little extra time :)

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The idea that only the embodiment of art himself can soothe the overwhelming despair felt by the humanized concept of existential dread…

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Artt, the man that you are

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a doodle I put too much effort into not to post it

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So I made another body pillow...

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I didn’t post my latest Date Everything fanfic bc I’m afraid people will be like “you mischaracterized Hector/Eddie/Volt”

so if you’re ok with any of the following pls give this a like:

Hector = seems like a yandere, is actually just a simping sweetheart (completely unaware he gives off yandere vibes)

Eddie = tsundere; permanently grumpy; very protective over you; brat tamer

Volt = sassy, coy, definitely a tease; gets flustered when you don’t play along and are actually wholesome with him

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Creation

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I draw very few men but im thinking of making a post practicing on make anatomy using these two.

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The Tumblr Experience

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sometimes I see comments and I'm like yea for sure

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BREAKER BOX ART DUMP

Love love love the idea of the boys expressing some not-so-subtle not-so-hidden PDA. It just makes me ill and giggle and rah

The concept of Volt always trying to squeeze in breaks while they work and Eddie always folding n not being able to refuse him.

NSFW doodles

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i think “good old-fashioned lover boy” fits volt and eddie really well

mostly volt, because he’s pining after someone who he loves. he’s the lover boy, the one trying to romance eddie. and he’s trying so hard, but it never works out. he’s too scared to voice his feelings, so he’ll have to settle for being as close to him as he can, thinking of him always.

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TW: DEATH AND ANGST

HUGE SPOILERS FOR ZOEY'S ROUTE!

So... are we just not gonna talk about how Celia, Dorian, Florence, Hector, Lux, Wallace, and Wyndolyn witnessed Zoey's death? Other objects obviously saw this, but this group is the only one that couldn't leave when Rudy moved out.

How uncomfortable must it have been to live under Rudy's command? Forced to watch as he threw his cultish parties, knowing they couldn't warn Zoey or any other potential victims of the danger right in front of them.

What about objects outside the aforementioned group? What did they think of Zoey? They must've liked her - who wouldn't - but it had to have hurt to see her come in, to watch her fawn over Rudy and know she was too far in to be saved.

The night she died, it must've been traumatizing. Blue and red lights flashing through the windows, investigators and police searching every corner, EMTs rushing up the stairs. So unfamiliar, so loud. Only this small group of objects saw what happened. They might have already understood that humans could die, but had they ever seen it before? Is it ever easy to see? Do you think they told anyone what happened?

It must be the one thing Wyndolyn doesn't tell anyone. It must appear in Lux's nightmares. Dorian must hate the attic for this. Celia and Florence must look at each other with a knowing grief once in a while. Maybe this is what caused Wallace to only speak a few words. Maybe, on top of his insecurities, this is why Hector is nervous to speak to humans.

This group. Do you think they can see Zoey's ghost wandering around the attic? Do you think it hurts?

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It’s interesting that people depict Timmy as being the really sexual one, and Timothy as being more reserved, when in the actual game Timothy was more than willing to talk about how ‘arousing’ a properly scheduled date can be, and took the player to bed immediately after officially forming a relationship. Meanwhile Timmy couldn’t even hold the players hand for more than a second without getting flustered lol

(Not saying it’s a bad thing btw. I really enjoy fics and head canons where they’re depicted that way, but I also think it’s worth pointing out that it contradicts canon!)

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I've thought about this, too!

There isn't a lot of closure in-game after you Realize everyone. Like... they're all people now. Most of them are going to have social media and friends. Somewhere down the line the Homeowner is going to be mentioned, intentionally or not, that's how socializing works.

Which makes this scenario extremely funny, because wdym all these incredibly sexy and successful celebrities are all banging the same person?? Who is this creature of seduction????

It's not just celebrities, either. It's the doorman, the cheerleader, the photographer, the coffe shop owner, the train conductor, the clairvoyant, the botanist, etc. These regular people are not excluded from digging around in our loins.

Then, when the public discovers that the Homeowner is the Vice President of Human Experience at Valdivian, it just adds another layer of hilarity imo. We've certainly experienced a lot of humans. It's unprofessional to the public at first, but since none of our partners seem to mind, some bits of the internet lighten up about it.

People either love us or hate us. We are the Master Freak and yes, we're probably fucking your coworker.

LOVE EVERYTHING!

Homeowner x Dateables

After Post-Realization Ending

Summary:

People haven't really known about the Vice President of Human Experience of Valdivian.

I mean who wouldn't with big names like David Most and now current CEO Franklin Most (Yes they got married!) people don't really bat an eye towards some random with a weird position on one of the biggest corporations in the world.

Until they keep noticing them with a bunch of famous/known people all over the globe.

Which got a lot of people thinking...

Is there anyone this person doesn't fuck?!

• This is another Date Everything Imagine a few years after Realization

• Since most of the Dateables have become famous or just being successful, it was bound for the public to learn about the Player.

• To the point everyone in social media is talking about us and our connection to the Dateables.

• at First the fame started small where you were recognized in a few events or streams (in Stella's case) with your beloved lovers.

• like for example Miranda, in the ending it mentioned that most of her songs are dedicated to us. Which will get her fans to start theorizing on who the person their favorite singer dedicated most of her fans.

• Which led them to notice you, Knowing the dedication of the fans some managed to recognized Miranda while she's in the middle of a date or a public place with you and her either holding hands or just being flirty.

• After that some of her fans have managed to find your identity as the Vice-President of human experience in Valdivian, but that's not the only information they found out.

• Infact some other fans from other Known Dateables like Stella, Keyes, Rainey, Johnny, Hoove and etc...

• Have noticed you with them on a lot of occasions and not just fans.

• One of my headcanons is that the dateables will have human friends and acquaintances that they're close to and will also notice you visiting your lovers or the dateables visiting you in return.

• For Example,

- Like Dorian asking a day off from his boss which will shock him cause it's quite rare for the doorman to have a break. On which his boss will ask him on to why which led to Dorian being flustered and saying that he wants to visit a special someone 🤭.

- This also can be applied to the most Workaholic Dateables.

• in some case scenarios the friends of the dateables will see you with them being all lovey-dovey, infact some of the dateables will probably invite you to be their plus one on a event or something

• The Dateables will introduce you as their lover of course, but as time passes and your so-called fame grows-

• Some acquaintances of the Dateables will start to notice you with your other lovers which will lead them to a rabbit hole of sightings of you in social media with another Dateable.

• But not just one, oh no- They will see in Social Media about the "Player" who managed to be lovers by a lot of known people.

• I have a scenario where one fan of a Dateable will at first be angry cause they thought their idol was getting cheated on by the Vice-president of human experience, Until they searched further and see that not only did you managed to seduce their favorite artist-

• But also managed to seduce other people who are famous as well which led them to have an account to see on who did you managed to seduce next.

• Which will then lead to a lot of misunderstandings 😅

• Some people will be mad at you for being a "Player", so they try to inform the Dateables of your so-called deceit.

• Which led them to respond In a way they never expect:

- Some of them will definitely defend you aggressively, but then they will mention that they kinda knew about the so-called "Others" in your life.

- Which will lead to another misunderstanding,

- For Example, When Ben-hwa or Betty was asked about about you they will say that they knew about the other lovers but will also imply that they cannot blame you have always been charismatic and that they don't mind sharing cause you always knew how to treat them right 😉

- Infact some Dateables when asked about you will start to wax poetry about how you know how to love so well, that they cannot blame you from having other lovers compared to them

- Some will even talk about you being insatiable and imply being amazing in bed😈.

• Which will then lead you to your reputation from being hated to being admired.

• Some people will even call you the Ultimate Lover cause you do not discriminate on who your lovers were.

• From Black, White, Asian, Indigenous - All Members of Ligibitdiqua 🤣.

• Hell Even people who are Ugly or Beautiful, Disabled or Non-Disabled, Couples???? Polyamorous Couples??? A Frat????

• Heck they're will be fan accounts of you, with sightings on what lover will you have next.

'Oh my god, I thought this mf is only going for women but men too?! Like wtf???'

'Bro, they even banged an Ugly-Rat dude...Like Holy Shit this fucker don't discriminate!!!!!'

'Like do they even have a type???? Like every week I see them with a different type of person! 😳"

'ALL HAIL THE ULTIMATE SEDUCER! No type of hole goes untouched whenever they decide to go after you~'

'I once feel insecure of myself with me being fat and shit, But then I remember that there's a chance that Valdivian's Vice-President will probably want me as well 😌'

'GOD DAMN, I HEARD THIS MUDAFACKA MANAGED TO BAG BOTH RAINEY AND TONY AT THE SAME TIME! LIKE DUDE TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!'

'Dude I once saw them with my realtors as well!! Even people who are couples are not safe!!😱'

'I scroll down this account to see on which type of lover this fucker will have for a week, and today it's a Goth boy then last week it's a Cat Boy like wtf.....how you bangin everything bruh?!'

'I have heard about them sleeping with a Couple from my landscaping company infact I heard that it was because of them they're relationship grew stronger 💪, Like what the hell is this power??'

'We need to hide our parents, our grandparents hell maybe even us as well cause there's a chance they might bagged bot me and my boyfriend as well 😭'

'I kinda don't mind 😉, Like please Vice-Pres experience me like you experience others 😘'

• Comments like these flood through every Social media platform.

• and of course your lovers will probably see your new-found fame.

• Some will find it hilarious like Curt & Rod will probably shade you in one of their shows even if their basically one of your lovers as well.

• But some will get a bit protective, Surprisingly dateables like Amir, Rebel and others do not like sharing you with others who are not part of the household.

• Some will get possessive when they see others trying to flirt with you.

• This will also probably lead to them being more open to PDA when in public with you.

• There's one time when Parker growled at someone for trying to ask you on dating advice.

• Speaking of Dating Advice people will probably flood your account with a lot of it.

• To the point your new found fame has affected your work life as well, Infact some of your colleagues will probably ask about you and how you manage to seduce a lot of famous people.

• Which will probably lead to Franklin Lieste putting his foot down and make a new rule in the workplace for people to stop asking you about non-related work stuff. So you don't too overwhelmed.

• Tom your manager (Who also wants to be your lover) will probably try protect you the since you both work in the same company

• But unfortunately, For him your assistant Dishy and also Willi will probably be your main protectors and also will ward of any potential suitors since they both work at Valdivian as well.

• And for those who try to Doxx more of you, Mac and Telly will have it covered and also Daemon as well but he AlwAyzsj pPRooTect yOuu NO matttER WhhAtt!!

• Other Dateables will probably use their influences to get a lot of suitors and haters to get away from you.

• Either way by the end of the day you really don't really care about your new found fame since you heart always have belonged to them no matter what.

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[AGGRESSIVELY ATTEMPTS TO ENJOY SOMETHING WHILE IGNORING HALF OF THE FANDOM]

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Update! Timothy Timepiece x Unorganized Reader headcanons and a Barry x Reader nsfw fic are in the works! They're both on the longer side, so I may take a little extra time :)