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The most awkward travelexperience in recorded history, as recounted in 'Galactic Hot Ones', was had by actor Eknie Jef Chem, when,

during a cross-planet 6 hour shuttle-flight, their seatneighbour at first seemed panicked to sit next to them(Chem tries not to be insulted),

requested to sit somewhere else (no other seats were avaiable),

proceeded to ignore Chem for hours (they're pretty sure the neighbour didn't move at all, just stared straight ahead),

until Chem realised that the audio-hallucination they kept having was in fact the neighbour humming the theme from The Rise And Fall Of Sanctuary Moon in a barely audible frequenzy (Chem is still glad to have been on the show, and despite having moved on to bigger things, is still on good terms with a lot of the crew. They'd be there for a limited time revival),

and so Chem thought, okay, just a weird fan, and when they got ready to disembark( the neighbour did not move out of the way),

they turned to the neighbour and said:"Boldness is all", figuring it would make someones day (might even go a little viral, who knows).

The neighbour then got up, headed straight for the emergency exit, ripped it open (which triggered an alarm),

jumped out (at least 6 meters) and sprinted away across the landing zone (got hit by a cargo-truck, kept running).

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- awakening -

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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds

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I do sometimes remember when book_Segundus was scandalised himself for being able to befriend someone and get information about Mr Norell. Like. Is that the worst you can do?

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a fine day to sit on your valet’s lap (platonically) (not clickbait)

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blahaj enjoyer

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hi i forgot to post these

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Photos that Majima definitely keeps in his wallet

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pet peeve: in media™ when the driver of the car is talking to a passenger and makes repeated and/or prolonged eye contact

KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE FUCKING ROAD

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Murderbot S01E10: The Perimeter

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Join our discord we have very intellectual discussions

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Join our discord we have very intellectual discussions

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what is your holy trinity of fruits