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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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dauen · 4 hours
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Me: I hate gossip
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weirder asks: everything ending in 4, please!
thank you! (and sorry for taking so long to answer)
4. which cryptyd being do you believe in?
i don't think i believe in any. i love the myth of nessie and the whole thing about bigfoot is fascinating but i don't believe they exist
14. do you love the smell of earth after it rains?
yes! best smell ever
24. if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?
cloud watching and eating good snacks
34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?
yeah, loads. i have an ear for lyrics so i just end up learning almost every english song i ever listen to. a random choice from my current playlist: desert oasis by beach weather
44. you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?
jeremy hunt
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dauen · 7 hours
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i turn 30 next week (i'm looking forward to finally being in my 30s)and it looks like the weather is going to be shit so i need suggestions of things to do
i'm spending it with family because none of my good friends live nearby and none of them will accept staying at home and watching studio ghibli films as an option
thoughts?
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dauen · 7 hours
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every time a shop gives you store credit instead of your money back i die a little inside
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dauen · 9 hours
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
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dauen · 14 hours
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dauen · 16 hours
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my favourite weather forecast is "rain possible today"
yeah, no shit. i live in britain
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dauen · 17 hours
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dauen · 1 day
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hey hey hey
Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)
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dauen · 1 day
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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?
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dauen · 1 day
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21, 23, and 29 for the weirder asks! :)
thank you!
21. something you’ve kept since childhood?
my favourite films on video. i still watch them sometimes
23. how do you feel about chilly weather?
love it! the best weather
29. how do you like your shower water?
it depends on the season but never hot. i hate hot showers. so just warm or, in the summer, very very cold
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1-3 for the weirder asks please!
thank you! <3
1. who is/are your comfort character(s)?
emily wilde is a recent addition to my list of comfort characters. tiffany aching is my main comfort character though!
2. lighter or matches?
matches! mainly because i love the smell of burnt matches
3. do you leave the window open at night?
i don't have a window in my bedroom but i do leave the windows open in the nearest room to mine (the conservatory) except in the summer because of bugs
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dauen · 1 day
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Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books
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Hugs you tightly and gives you a forehead kiss
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thank you <3
and that's such a cute little otter
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