david-goldrock
david-goldrock
david goldrock
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Just a fella between a river and a sea. Your friendly neighborhood Jewish weirdo. bio in the pinned post
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david-goldrock · 10 hours ago
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<3
I love how in text I can write all my 3 responses at the same time :)
Also, I'm sending you the new DND character I made (I'm in a new campaign AS A PLAYER SAY WHAAAAAAAT)
Do I hate having ADHD? Yes. It makes me late, I never know the time, and I forget to eat and drink and stuff
Do I, at the same time, love having ADHD? Also yes. Because I was just looking for a change of pants, decided I actually don't want them, and then noticed that I have a glasses case in my hand.
The reason why is a mystery.
@david-goldrock @quinnieeeee @broocksz
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david-goldrock · 10 hours ago
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relatable
I love you
did you eat well today?
Do I hate having ADHD? Yes. It makes me late, I never know the time, and I forget to eat and drink and stuff
Do I, at the same time, love having ADHD? Also yes. Because I was just looking for a change of pants, decided I actually don't want them, and then noticed that I have a glasses case in my hand.
The reason why is a mystery.
@david-goldrock @quinnieeeee @broocksz
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david-goldrock · 10 hours ago
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david-goldrock · 10 hours ago
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I catch a glimpse of the anti-zionist side of tumblr sometimes and it seems like they may be arguing about whether Steven Universe or Brother Bear offers more insight into the situation with Iran. theres more context to it than that but. not much
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david-goldrock · 10 hours ago
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אני צריכה שיסבירו לי רגע כי אני לא מבינה
המתווה של המדינה למי שיצא לחלת בגלל עם כלביא הוא שמי ששבועיים מה14.6 ביוני לא עבד זכאי ל70% קצבת אבטלה
אבל
פיזית לא עברו שבועיים
ולא שאני מתלוננת שיש הפסקת אש אבל הצפי הוא שהשבוע אנחנו חוזרים לעבוד
אז תקנו אותי אם אני טועה אבל הכוונה היא שבגלל שלא כופפתי את מהלך הזמן בשביל להיות שבועיים בחלת אני לא רואה על זה שקל?
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david-goldrock · 12 hours ago
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Look, someone needs to be the sickest person in every social group, and it might as well be me.
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david-goldrock · 12 hours ago
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Post saying anyone who reblogs it would punch a Nazi: 100k+ notes
Post begging goyim to love and support Jews: 100 notes, almost exclusively Jews reblogging with a few pity goyische likes
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david-goldrock · 13 hours ago
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Wow a lot of the blogs I thought were normal are showing their ass tonight celebrating Mr. "Globalize the intifada isn't antisemitism" "went on leftist neo Nazi Hasan Piker's show to promote himself" "promised to do nothing about the antisemitic mobs blocking Jewish students from going to class and threatening to kill them at Columbia University" Mamdani! Fuck off and die lol.
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david-goldrock · 19 hours ago
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ok genuinely why are goyim always so offended at being called goyim. im not talking about when its used in an insulting sentence, because in that case youre just upset about being insulted and thats normal. i mean when its used as a neutral descriptor for someone who isnt jewish. the only explanation ive ever seen is people making up definitions of the word to make it seem derogatory.
why is it so upsetting to that jews have a word for people who arent jewish in our own language? do you..want to be jewish? does being left out of things make you sad because you never grew out of the childhood phase where everything is about you? or are you just looking for something to be offended about?
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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it is a good looking screenshot though.
eh
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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with my new-found freedom by not being shadowbanned, i can do something in your ask box i've never done before. add an image.
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game - POOLS.
underwhelming
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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Just do this, it's easier
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They're that petty eh?
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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This was exercise #15 if my count is correct. I tripled my exercise time, and upped the weights significantly from the first one
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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This is a transcribing in Hebrew of the world Homosexual, not really a slur, but most people would just say homo
Wait you speak Hebrew right?
No that's @david-goldrock
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david-goldrock · 1 day ago
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Hello! I speak Hebrew!
Wait you speak Hebrew right?
No that's @david-goldrock
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