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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.

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we got bluetooth-connected marauders fans before gta 6

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“No, Sirius is tall!” “You’re twinkifying Regulus by making him short!” “They’re all giant scary bullies!”

Guys please. Not all men are above 6’0/182cm, and that’s okay. It’s alright if a few of them are little guys. Even average. Short kings, if you will. Matter of fact, make the guys shorter and the girls taller. I want Dorcas laughing down at Regulus. I want Marlene and James fighting over 3cm.

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au where sirius did some modelling for stock photos in his early twenties when money was tight after getting disowned by his family.

several years later, remus is working a boring government job, and one day while searching for stock photos to add to a powerpoint, he has his breath taken away by the gorgeous man in some of the stock photos he finds. he starts using the model's photos in his presentations as often as he dares (but not so often as to be weird, just whenever it makes sense....even though his coworkers start to notice that it's the same handsome dude in all his presentations).

well, one day, representatives from a growing nonprofit are coming into the office where remus works to try and secure more funding. remus is asked to join the meeting to take notes. and who does he find leading the group from the nonprofit?

the handsome stock photo model, there in the flesh!!

remus's coworkers recognize him too and almost piss themselves but everyone has to remain professional and remus wants to die. and sirius is confused about why the cute guy taking notes looks like he's about the throw up whenever sirius looks at him.

edit: now a real fic!

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Vodka cranberry by Conan Gray is so Wolfstar post-prank coded.

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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one time my mom and i were talking about autism and she said if i got it from anyone i got it from my dad, a man who has been buying and sorting pokemon cards for several months straight and likes to memorize license plates and then quiz my mom on them. and then she remembered that my father is not actually biologically related to me (#childofdivorce) and lost her shit laughing. i got that proxy autism

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wikipedia is a gem

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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James: look me in the eye and say that.

Regulus: *scoffs*

Regulus: what are you, my dom?

James:

Regulus:

James: is there something you’d like to tell me, Reggie?

Reggie: *blushes*

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"iconic celebrity shots" and pinterest just gives me pictures of David Bowie and The Beatles

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OMG GUYS JUGULUS REUNION:

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i quote "you're on thin ice buddy" everyday i love white ppl for that

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sirius and remus arguing about who's last name they want to take

sirius: I'M NOT STAYING A FUCKING BLACK

remus: I'M NOT GOING TO BE WOLFY MCWOLF MARRIED TO DOG MCWOLF

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