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Sirius: Yes, I am bi

Sirius: Bisexual, bilingual, and bipolar.

James: Mood.

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confiscating cis peoples gender until they can learn to be normal about it. sorry you spent too much time talking about how men and women are 'supposed' to act, you're getting put in nonbinary time out. sit on the naughty step. no gender until dinner time.

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James spotting Regulus, the hottest man he's ever seen, across the room and trying to sip his drink but missing the straw a few times bc he's so locked in to staring at him.

For his next trick, he'll choke and spill his drink on himself when Regulus catches him staring, visibly checks him out, and winks.

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remus is THE yearner.

reading romance novels, listening to radiohead, writing love letters he’ll never send, day dreaming about the ideal future he wants, having to clench and then unclench his hand whenever sirius touches it…feeling the ache in his chest when sirius smiles at him, getting breathless when they hug, feeling dizzy when he smells his cologne, making playlist after playlist of love songs, heartbreak songs, desperate songs that remind him of him, looking for him in every crowded room, his face lighting up every time he gets to talk about him, knowing his favourite colour, smell, his coffee order, his allergies, and season of the year.

remus could recite sirius like poetry.

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barty as a bat anamagus in evans pocket and its that adventure time line that goes

regulus- evan, whats with that pocket?

evan- oh, bartys in here. say hi barty

barty- *lil bat squeaky clicky noise*

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Sirius comes out during a family dinner

Walburga: What?! Are you a practicing homosexual?!

Sirius: I don’t have to practice, I’m very good at it

Regulus: (spits his water all over Orion)

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seeing a group of cool alt queer people chilling together in public feels like this

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regulus wears such baggy clothing 24/7 but the second he gets up to stretch you see the sluttiest little waist ever. remus wears jumpers 24/7 but the second he lifts his jumper you see perfectly sculpted abs.

safe to say james and sirius go FERAL over them.

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*regulus and james gasping for breath after barely escaping the cave with the locket*

james: *slaps regulus across the face*

regulus: what the fuck, potter!?

james: that’s for almost dying.

james: *kisses him*

james: and that’s for saving my life.

regulus:

james: i always wanted to do that

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Regulus: Remus, can you- Sirius: Surprise!! Regulus: Regulus: I asked for Remus. Sirius: Yes, but I thought you would like your brother over a friend- Regulus: Brother-in-law Sirius, frozen: What? Regulus: He's my brother-in-law. Sirius, now blushing: haha that would mean that I'd have to marry him...imagine that...wow...that'd be cool I guess. Regulus, rolling his eyes: As if you don't dream of his dick all the time. Sirius, blushing and baffled: REGULUS!

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*james watching regulus catch the snitch for his professional quidditch team*

james: that's my boyfriend suckers!

regulus: your husband, jamie

james: my husband! even better

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“jegulus isn’t canon” and thank GOD for that. i don’t believe anything that woman says about any of these characters. i know them better ❤️

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After a small fight…

Regulus: Hello, yes, I’d like to order a large pizza please

James *whispering*: No anchovies

Regulus: With extra anchovies

James: It’s ok I’ll just pick them off

Regulus: and could you please chop some up and add it right there in the sauce

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pandora got sick of waiting for them

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wolfstar circa 1976: your honour they’re not dating, they just sitting three inches apart in complete silence, sharing a single cigarette

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just talk - word count: 240

@into-the-jeggyverse

prompt: regret

tw: illusions to past abuse NOT between james and regulus 

James regretted it as soon as he did it. They’d been fighting, which was rare for them to do, but when it happened, they both got very passionate. So when James raised his arm in order to gesture, he didn’t think much of it, until his boyfriend flinched.

Silence followed as James backed away from Regulus, anger from their argument evaporating immediately.

“Regulus,” James said softly.

“Sorry. I’m sorry,” Regulus stammered, trying to make up for his reaction, but it was too late. James had seen it.

“Reg, I would never hurt you.”

“I know. I know that I’m sorry,” Regulus breathed.

They stood there for a few seconds, James’s heart breaking. He’d never seen him flinch before; he hated that he was the cause.

“Can I step closer to you?”

Regulus nodded, and James inched closer, holding out his hand for Regulus to take, so he knows that he’s safe.

“I will never hurt you,” James affirmed again.

“I know, I’m safe with you, it’s–” Regulus sighed, “It’s just a stupid reflex, I’m sorry.”

“It’s okay, you don’t need to be sorry, love. It’s not stupid, I should’ve been more careful.”

“I don’t like fighting with you,” Regulus said, leaning his head on James’s shoulder as he was engulfed into a hug.

“Me neither,” James replied, kissing Regulus’ head. “Let’s just talk from now on, yeah?”

“Yeah,” Regulus sighed in content.

“I love you baby.”

“I love you too.”