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imagine you and ur boyfriend luigi are at the hospital for ur nose transplant. “im so nervous” u say. “don’t be. ur gonna pull through this” luigi says. he kisses you before they wheel you away. u open ur eyes after the surgery and can’t find luigi anywhere. suddenly he comes around the corner. he says “who do you think gave you the nose?”

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Federal case update
Federal prosecution has been granted the request to be allowed thirty days to file a response to defense's motion.
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I wake up, tossing my light brown hair with blonde streaks into a messy bun, throwing my oversized sweatshirt from the floor on. I grab my Harry Potter book from my dresser (I’m not like other girls, I actually read) when I hear my whore mother yell at me from downstairs.
“Y/N! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!”
I groan, she’s probably drunk again but whatever. I put on my Ugg boots and trudge downstairs.
She’s smirking evily, holding a suitcase with my stuff in it. A thick wad of cash rests in her opposite hand.
“I sold your sorry ass for cocaine money,” she explains. I roll my eyes, that is so something my bitch ass mother would do.
“Your new owner is going to be here any minute now!” She says cheerfully. Suddenly, there’s a deep knock at the door.
I open the door. There’s a tall man, with dark piercing brown orbs, curly black hair and thick eyebrows staring back at me. I cock my eyebrow, puzzled.
“You don’t know who I am?” He asks.
“No, sorry. I’m not like other girls. I read and don’t get on the internet that much.”
My mom scoffs. “I sold you to Luigi Mangione you dumb slut.”
I feel a black bag suddenly cover my head, my vision going black. Omg I can’t believe my own mother sold me to a wanted criminal!!
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i’m turning off my inbox for now
if you have an issue with me or something i’ve done you can DM me privately and give me the chance to listen to you instead of calling me a tranny and making accusations about my character over anon
we’ll see when it can open back up i guess
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screenshots luigi posted on his steam account
terraria


goat simulator


little inferno

spelunky




+ a comment he left:

#luigi mangione#i noticed nobody has posted these yet#so i thought i would :-)#also some of the comments on these are soo funny😭😭#highly recommend looking thru them
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https://www.tumblr.com/fligniuz/790344612814389248/lowkey-i-agree-with-that-anon-gaza-is-in-my-face
Fuck you anon. Luigi is not just smut, so don’t expect anything less than human rights to be discussed. People are dying and that HAS to be acknowledged. If you don’t give a damn about human rights, wtf are you supporting Luigi?? So you can get off??
you’re much more blunt than i am but yeah this is a point i was trying to make with my response😭
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https://x.com/invis4yo/status/1949822935176257750?t=viB7M-H-gwq8OXafw6WB0Q&s=19
Lol Pingu

LOL😭he’s soooo cute😭😭what is that towel on his head for. his ass does not even have hair. pingu has no need for a towel
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just clicked on the luigi x reader tag and someone is talking about a sex doll wtf happened now
just block and move on, it’s more troll shit
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love u love u love u mwah mwah mwah!
😚love ya
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heg flig how are you? <3I wanted to ask you and the others if you've ever regretted sending a letter to lu because it was cringe. my december letter which I thought got lost arrived and I want to d*e because yes I expressed support but I also talked about me. at that time I was hearing renegade say that she appreciated letters which included personal things but now I cringe because I'm like wtf? why should he care about my career and education? he doesn't know me. I even said something about Taylor Swift lol.
hi anon! so personally i haven’t sent my letter yet but i’m sure you’re not the only person who’s felt this way
i don’t think you should be embarrassed though!! you gotta remember he’s going through hundreds of these a day LOL. that’s not to say that you aren’t special or a unique individual or that your letter wasn’t enjoyable at all BUT there are only so many letters and stories that will stick with luigi as time goes on and as more and more people send mail to him. and i’m sure he appreciates the distraction tbh
i bet your letter was just fine <3
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lowkey I agree with that anon, Gaza is in my face on every platform already and its stressful when I come to luigiblr for Luigi humor and smut and see genocide on my feed. even if I unfollow you, your moots reblog. please stop making this an uncomfortable space.
i want to preface this response by saying that if any of this sounds judgmental or accusatory or anything of the sort, that’s not my intention whatsoever and i apologize for the tone this may carry. i had to sleep on this ask to think about how i wanted to respond but i’m not perfect with words, especially when it’s something as emotionally charged as this
firstly i think that the sentiment behind this is probably not too uncommon. i will not argue that consuming daily content which reflects the brutality and cruelty we’re inflicting on palestinians is by any means an easy thing to do, especially on top of america’s already degrading political climate. i get a lot of gaza on my feed as well, across multiple platforms, and yeah, it’s exhausting to confront everyday, both physically and emotionally. it frustrates and devastates me that the state of starvation and the destruction of dignity in the gaza strip is entirely manmade and easily preventable.
but here’s the thing: i’m feeling all of this from the comfort of my home.
i have a roof over my head. people pay the bills that keep this house livable. my pantry is stocked with ingredients and snacks, my refrigerator and freezer are full and functioning, and if i were hungry right this second, i could use my mother’s car to drive to the burger king that’s just a road down from me and get a hot, filling meal in less than an hour. i have unlimited access to uncontaminated hot water for bathing, drinking, and cleaning. the medication i need to be my best self gets refilled within a reasonable amount of time—and i have a pharmacist to begin with. i have an iphone to type this post with, a home wifi connection, and a relatively cheap phone plan from my provider that allows me to spend time on the internet. i’m able to go to college and get the education i want. most of all: the people i love most in this world, family and friends, are all alive and well, for the most part.
maybe our situations aren’t exactly the same—i’m sure there’s things that i have that you don’t, and vice versa—but the basic necessities of food, water, shelter, and fulfillment are things that we both are guaranteed every single day. i think that each and every one of us could gain a whole lot from being more appreciative of what we have.
i don’t want to shame you for not wanting to feel stressed or burdened by the very bitter taste of reality, because who doesn’t feel that way? it’s only natural i think. but what i want you to remember is that you and i are the ones who have the option to scroll away from these stories of genocide, displacement, hunger, and trauma. we’re able to block it out. we can turn off the TV, put our phones down, curate our feeds, stop reading the news.
the people of gaza, and the men, women, and children suffering under humanitarian crises all around the world, do not have this simple of a solution. they don’t have a solution at all, or at least not one that’s coming any time soon. i don’t say this to make you feel bad for wanting to hear less about it—i say this because it’s the truth. and if the truth makes you feel bad then maybe that’s something you should consider more deeply, instead of instinctually jumping to protect yourself from knowledge that makes you uncomfortable.
in all honesty, your ask poses an interesting question. i strive to make my blog a safe space—but, from my perspective, a safe space is not one that prevents you from confronting distressing truths. in fact i think that would be entirely against the main goal of my blog (aside from posting my porn), which is to do what i can to raise awareness to the larger and long-withstanding systemic problems that are devastating people all around the world—including luigi, a political prisoner and victim of a corrupt police state and america’s mass incarceration crisis. my blog is no stranger to political discussion, most of which i do find quite distressing, which begs another interesting question: when does an issue become worthy (for lack of a better word) of being silenced entirely?
i think a lot of us are able to shut out the horrors in gaza because the uniqueness of it and the rich history compounding the genocide is not something that’s close to us. sure, some of us have been homeless, some of us have been poor, some of us have had to skip dinner a few nights in the interest of pinching pennies. but none of us are living under constant, unending, life-threatening terror. we don’t have to make a temporary home among rubble and debris. we don’t have to survive off of scraps of bread and what little we can afford from a market. we don’t get shot at while we’re trying to get food for our families. we aren’t bombarded 24/7 by the whirring of drones, the quick succession of explosions dropping, the screams and cries of the injured. we experience what they’re living through short clips of chaos and photos of bone thin toddlers and infants—resources that we can separate ourselves from just as quickly as we found them. we can turn down the volume, scroll past their pleas for help, ignore their desperation. it’s easy for us to do so. but the people of gaza cannot, and that very fact haunts me.
it’s because of my feelings that i’ve made more of an effort to boost fundraisers whenever i come across them or when they’re brought to my attention. i’m unable to actually contribute, so the very least that i can do is use the minimal platform i have on this app to hopefully put the campaigns of people in need onto the dashboard of someone who can help them. i am honestly a little disappointed that this is the reaction i have gotten. but again, i’m not trying to shame you for feeling uncomfortable, because that’s exactly how this shit should make you feel. i think it’s an obvious and very human reaction. but i don’t think it would be responsible of me to concede to the discomfort of a few followers in lieu of helping a mother and her children be able to afford a bag of flour for cooking, especially when i have the time, the empathy, and the capacities to do such a thing. it certainly wouldn’t make me feel good about myself!
my bottom line is that i think what you’re asking for is coming from a place of deep privilege, something that seems to lack assessment on your part, but obviously i don’t know anything about your life just from one anonymous message. i don’t want to sit here and assert that you’re not someone who deeply cares about the advantages that you may have been granted or the background that you may come from. i’m also not going to act like i’m better than you for simply tapping a button on my screen when i see a post asking for help. so if you truly wish to avoid mentions of gaza on my blog or tumblr in general, you can block #aid specifically for me or you can filter words through your settings. but i think it would do you a lot of good to be faced with that discomfort, to sit with it and let it take you somewhere or teach you something. look at the situation objectively. it doesn’t have to be something that viscerally upsets you every time you’re reminded of it, because logistically speaking: children should not have to starve, families should be guaranteed the safety of shelter, hospitals and schools and places of worship or culture should not be bombed—just as free healthcare should be provided for every human being on this planet, and just as the death penalty should be abolished worldwide, and just as the nation’s criminal “justice” system needs to be ripped apart and reworked from the ground up so that it serves all americans. the genocide in gaza does not exist in a vacuum. everything is connected
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In case you needed it today :)☺️🩷
I DID thank you🥺💚
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i’m getting ready to start college again in september !! studying to be a sports journalist :3 i hope u had/have an amazing day/night though flig, i loooove you!!!
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aww that’s awesome!! i’m proud of U! i’m excited for summer to end surprisingly😭i really need a routine again and also i got some cute supplies and stuff for next semester
love you apple!! thanks for stopping by💚
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Spotted in Detroit, Michigan.
A good friend of mine sent this to me 🥺
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I lost everything... but I still hold on to hope ✨
My name is Mo'men, and I’m a young Palestinian who dreamed of a bright future after high school.
Instead of celebrating, I found myself running for my life, escaping bombs, destruction, and fear.😥
Our home was crushed into dust 🏚️. My brother lost his job. My school and my sister’s university turned into shelters for displaced families.
We fought for survival for six long months under bombs and siege, until we finally reached Egypt, carrying nothing but a few plastic bags... and a lot of broken dreams.💔



Today, we have no home, no income, no safe place to call our own.
My father is suffering with severe back pain and can’t work. Medical bills, daily expenses, even the hope of renting a small home—we simply can’t afford it anymore.🥺
But despite everything, I refuse to give up. I still dream of going to university, of rebuilding my life, of standing on my own feet and helping my family.
This is why I need your help.
Even a small donation—£10—could be the light we desperately need right now.🙏🏻🥺
It can help us rent a home, cover urgent medical expenses, and let me chase my dreams again.🙏🏻
Be one of the first to stand with us.
Be the reason hope lives on.
🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸
Please donate or share our story:
gofund.me/5cdd060e ❤️
🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸🍉🇵🇸
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@ anon who just sent a very nice long ask: i don’t want to post it just to keep myself safe but your kindness really means so much. the vibe here has definitely been soured and i’m right with you in hoping that eventually this will blow over, but it’s difficult when there’s still some people interacting with it and thus giving it more attention like you said. idk, feeling icky about it, but i’m happy and very lucky to have such sweet people sending in their support. thanks for the message, love you💚
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