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David Says
Collection of the best phrases from my best friend
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My girlfriend came out of the bathroom; told us about some seahorse sculpture.
David: “I wanna see if there’s a seahorse in the bathroom.”
Her: “Weren’t you just in the bathroom?”
David: “Yeah, but I was looking at my dick.”
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Acrophobia
Me: “What’s that word that means you’re afraid of heights”?
David: “A pussy”
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