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An amaaaazing a cappella mashup of Muse’s ‘Madness’ and Coldplay’s ‘Magic’! Check it out!

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Holding balls of socks whilst sleeping

I like to go to sleep with a ball of socks in my hand. It is incredibly comfy and I feel keeps the structure of my hand whilst sleeping.

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Lana’s reaction omg

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Raven: “I don’t like signing my name anymore cause my hand gets a cramp” “Are you that famous?” SHADE ALERT

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what she says: I'm fine

What she means: How long has Jurassic World been open? How did they reclaim the island from the rogue dinos from the first movie? Are any of the dinos in Jurassic World the ones that have been there all along, just recaptured? Why didn't they clean up the ruins of the original community centre? How did those kids manage to get a Jeep that's been sitting unused for 22 years into working condition at all let alone so fast? How do you even sell an idea like Jurassic World after the events of the first three movies? How was the T Rex in California from the third one spun in the media? What do animal rights activists think of the park? What about conservationists when they're literally feeding endangered sharks to that water thing for entertainment? Do the employees live on-site or are they ferried in every day? Why is a park in Costa Rica staffed exclusively by Americans? How does Costa Rica feel about having an island full of murder-lizards close by? Are the scientists using this gene splicing and cloning tech to save other endangered species? To fight disease? What are the scientific ramifications of the Jurassic World universe? Is 22,000 people a good visitor turnout for a park that size because I feel like they could do better? What does admission cost? Do they have tacky themed resorts like Disney? Why are people literally no longer impressed by fucking DINOSAURS that they need something bigger and scarier? How did they get everyone off the island when the T Rex was still loose? What were they even trying to accomplish with that thing who thought that was a good idea? Dr. Wu you were there in the first one WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? HOW THE FUCK DID CLAIRE OUTRUN A T-REX IN THOSE HEELS?!??

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OH MY GOD MY MUM HAS A CALENDAR WITH ANIMALS FROM THE GALAPAGOS AND I TURNED IT OVER TO APRIL AND THIS WAS THE FUCKING PICTURE

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why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole

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haunted

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Owen Wilson on a date.

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i get so mad when rich people have awful tastes in clothes, like please take advantage of your wealth

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my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

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