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is she a nice girl you want to take to dinner or is she just at work?
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here’s a finished full body coloured sketch commission for @davidsunrise! it was such an honour to draw this cool loxodon and his funky fungus! 🍄
ding dong! my commissions are open! want one of your own? check the pinned post on my page!
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Wow these warlock wars are fucked up...I just saw Kheops Solaris, the mad mage of Reca, yell "Puissant Touch" and the dude just keeled over with one punch. I wanna get out of here.
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack
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dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
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i have sketch comms open because i need cash lol

https://ko-fi.com/elysiansigil/commissions
tank u
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in the 2000s you could be called a metrosexual for drinking too much water
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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