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me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:

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all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form
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why is muriel from courage the cowardly dog with that ugly beast he don’t even got teeth she need to get with a real man like me
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“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

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fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u
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Please kiss me to Ed Sheeran, make out with me to Halsey and fuck me to The Weeknd thanks
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NASA: we've found 7 earth-like planets!
me, shoving dogs into suitcases: sign me the FUCK up
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my school was full off hot ass people tbh
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