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Such an interesting idea, omg also im def gonna read that one i love time loop stories
I've had this AU/Prompt idea for a while now about Danganronpa 2 happening like usual, but there's a slight difference in canon where, Chiaki ended up becoming another Ultimate Despair together with everyone else, but somewhere along the way, Kazuichi found enough hope in himself to break away from that, and because he decided to stop complying to the desires of Monokuma, Junko and the rest of the Ultimate Despairs, he ended up being locked away by them in a building where nobody found him, and he ended up fighting for his life against the Monokuma's inside the building with him and going through hell.
And in the meantime, the rest of the Ultimate Despairs ended up in the simulation, and Kaz was the "traitor" created by the Future Foundation using their fond memories of him as an avatar.
And by the end of the game, as Kaz is slowly deleted because the avatar is no longer needed, he grins at them and tells them that he Hopes to see them again in the real world. So the rest of the cast immediately decide to go break him out, but nobody knows how Kazuichi will look now because he was basically locked up in a hell of Monokumas, surviving and fighting for his life.
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Baby, at the Saja Boys’ funeral: I need a moment with them.
Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*
Baby, leaning over Romance’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Romance, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.
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komaeda should just start kissing everyone because i think its funny
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Rumi and Mira getting drunk and Zoey, who can’t drink because it hurts her tummy, sitting there with two wasted losers squishing her cheeks, poking her freckles, and babbling “our baaaabyyyyy, sweetie pieeee, our cute maknaeeee, we looooove youuuuu”.
Everyone wins in this scenario.
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YES YES YES ive been saying theyre the same since i saw him and omg
imagine this. hear me out. kdh/dr au where its in the future. and hear me out. romance= kazuichi but in the future. HEAR ME OUT. there is no way that their similarities CANT be made into a sickass au. cuz they're both simps, both pink hair with yellow clothes. how could it be coincidence atp or am I going insane with my hyperfixations


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supernatural polytrix au where rumi is a werewolf and mira is a vampire and zoey is a STAUNCH non-believer. she had her ghost hunting phase when she was 10 and she's coming up with shane madej levels of bullshit to rationalize why her girlfriends have the Strangest habits known to man
"?? yes obviously it's normal for my girlfriend to have to be invited in, it's called MANNERS? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF MANNERS?"
"rumi likes to shred dog toys sometimes and it's FINE. that's just a HOBBY. SHE LIKES DOING IT. EVERYONE HAS HOBBIES."
"yeah we can only wear gold or else both mira and rumi will have severe allergic reactions which is fine because i prefer gold anyways"
"i don't really understand why mira breaks down in the kitchen all the time after seeing garlic but who am i to judge. we're working on therapy."
"it's literally not my problem that rumi escapes the house for 12 hours every full moon. she was homeschooled. what do you want from me."
"rumi does admittedly have a strange barking problem BUT mira has a strange hissing problem so it's gotta be normal. surely."
"it means literally nothing that they both have weird strange reflective eyes. why are you looking anyways. FREAK."
"mira is allergic to the sun it's a real thing don't be WEIRD about it she's INSECURE ABOUT IT."
"ok so what if rumi refers to celine as her "pack" and mira refers to her family as her "coven"? are you jealous you didn't bag two baddies and i did"
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Last week I accidentally took an edible at 10x my usual dose. I say “accidentally” but it was really more of a “my friend held it out to my face and I impulsively swallowed it like a python”, which was technically on purpose but still an accident in that my squamate instincts acted faster than my ability to assess the situation and ask myself if I really wanted to get Atreides high or not.
Anyway. I was painting the wall when it hit. My friend heard me make a noise and asked what was wrong—I explained that I had just fallen through several portals. I realized that painting the wall fulfilled my entire hierarchy of needs, and was absolutely sure that I was on track to escaping the cycle of samsara if I just kept at it a little longer. I was thwarted on my journey towards nirvana only by the fact that I ran out of paint.
Seeking a surrogate act of humble service through which I might be redeemed and made human, I turned to unwashed dishes in the sink and took up the holy weapon of the sponge. I was partway through cleaning the blender when it REALLY hit.
You ever clean a blender? It’s a shockingly intimate act. They are complex tools. One of the most complicated denizens of the kitchen. Glass and steel and rubber and plastic. Fuck! They’ve got gaskets. You can’t just scrub ‘em and rinse them down like any other piece of shit dish. You’ve got to dissemble them piece by piece, groove by sensitive groove, taking care to lavish the spinning blades with cautious attention. There’s something sensual about it. Something strangely vulnerable.
As I stood there, turning the pieces over in my hands, I thought about all the things we ask of blenders. They don’t have an easy job. They are hard laborers taking on a thankless task. I have used them so roughly in my haste for high-density smoothies, pushing them to their limits and occasionally breaking them. I remembered the smell of acrid smoke and decaying rubber that filled the kitchen in the break room the last time I tried to make a smoothie at work—the motor overtaxed and melted, the gasket cracked and brittle. Strawberry slurry leaked out of it like the blood of a slain animal.
Was this blender built to last? Or was it doomed to an early grave in some distant landfill by the genetic disorder of planned obsolescence? I didn’t know, and was far too high to make an educated guess. But I knew that whatever care and tenderness and empathy I put into it, the more respect for the partnership of man and machine, the better it would perform for me.
This thought filled me with a surge of affection. However long its lifespan, I wanted it to be filled with dignity and love and understanding. I thought: I bet no one has hugged this blender before. And so I lifted it from its base.
A blender is roughly the size and shape of a human baby. Cradling one in your arms satisfies a primal need. A month ago I was permitted to hold an infant for the first time in my life, an experience which was physically and psychologically healing. I felt an echo of that satisfaction holding my friend the blender, and the thought of parting with it felt even more ridiculous than bringing it with me to hang out on my friend’s bed.
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When your girlfriends intimidate the public into listening to you talk about your interests
Inspired by that one cute tiktok trend
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CHAPPELL ROAN Talking to the crowd at Pukkelpop 2025
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This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
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Omg, wait i love this!??!?!
A) chiaki as a despair is terrifying : thise headsets to control people?!?! She could use them to play video games as the person and make them do horrible things, or have live games getting worse and worse like killer mazes and the like
B) also him as the avatar is soooo good he wants them to overcome and be happed, is oposing parallel to him fully fighting for his life?!?! What does he end up like after being in there 😭 is it like a hopes peak impenetrable from the inside and hes just roughing it with all the monokumas like you do in ultra despair girls
I've had this AU/Prompt idea for a while now about Danganronpa 2 happening like usual, but there's a slight difference in canon where, Chiaki ended up becoming another Ultimate Despair together with everyone else, but somewhere along the way, Kazuichi found enough hope in himself to break away from that, and because he decided to stop complying to the desires of Monokuma, Junko and the rest of the Ultimate Despairs, he ended up being locked away by them in a building where nobody found him, and he ended up fighting for his life against the Monokuma's inside the building with him and going through hell.
And in the meantime, the rest of the Ultimate Despairs ended up in the simulation, and Kaz was the "traitor" created by the Future Foundation using their fond memories of him as an avatar.
And by the end of the game, as Kaz is slowly deleted because the avatar is no longer needed, he grins at them and tells them that he Hopes to see them again in the real world. So the rest of the cast immediately decide to go break him out, but nobody knows how Kazuichi will look now because he was basically locked up in a hell of Monokumas, surviving and fighting for his life.
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