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chelseacottontail​:

The first week of college has been going great so far! I’ve already joined Gardening and Photography Club, as well as Cooking Club because I love making bread and I’d love to learn more – does anyone else have any other club recommendations? I’d love to hear from people who’ve already been here a minute.

Pro-tip, don’t join drama club unless you’re really serious about it. Like, I’m serious about it and about football, but not everyone has the same juggling skills as me. Like seriously -- I used to juggle my toys as a kid, I’m so good at it I only ripped Woody’s arm off like once in my whole life. Why isn’t there a juggling club? Maybe you should start that for me instead.

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text 💬 dawmery

Emery: have you ever wondered if sharpay from hsm ever got together with the soufflé guy?

Dawson: You mean in a post-Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure world? Because it's technically still canon, we know our girl's next moves!

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squirmysmee​:

Okay, so, what sounds more like a Tiktok channel you’d want to watch: one where a ventriloquist dummy judges people’s Matchmakr profiles or one where a ventriloquist dummy reads funny stories that people send in?

Definitely go with the Matchmakr profiles. No one tells a story nearly as well as the person who’s experienced it, but only like, real actors can come close.

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codymilne​:

No. Not that you wouldn’t be phenomenal at it, but not only are you going to be the greatest performer/football player the world has ever seen. But one gives a crap about weather men and we couldn’t be The next showbiz power couple if no one pays any real attention to you.

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louiselefou​:

Being a weather man is kind of like acting, and you have those traditional-Auradonian-leading-man-hunk good looks that people like seeing on tv so you should be good, yeah! Why? Are you suddenly interested in meteorology? Because it’s really cool but I didn’t think it was your kind of thing.

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TEXT 👀 DAWTON

Colton: But if the helmets have eyes, they'll look at them INSTEAD of the ball! Diversion!

Dawson: [read]

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brodylightfoot​:

Dude, yeah! I’d believe you if you told me it was gonna rain even if it was sunny! That’s kind of an important part of that, right? Gotta make people really believe what you’re reporting?

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Text 🤩 Dawdy

Cody: It’s not exclusively a tall boy role! Just exclusively male. It’s not just about singing the songs, because I ✨will✨perform them in a talent show or in your jeep. It’s just a more compelling role to imagine myself trying to embody! Especially in comparison to Wendla!

Dawson: [read]

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text 💬 dawmery

Dawson: You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

Dawson: And since we're all actors, we could have talked our way out of it even if we did get caught. #theaterkidbonding.

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Text || Dawnca

Bianca: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

Dawson: Not all angels have wings, Bianca! Some have GUACAMOLE BUCKETS.

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text 💬 chloson

Dawson: This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin.

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text 💬 scootson

Dawson: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

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having to choose between sports and theater someday

I can just do sports until my body gets old or broken, and then go back to theater and play DILFs... right?

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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getting engaged before you graduate college

In my heart I’m like, already engaged. It’s just that my wallet isn’t full enough to buy the right size ring for Cody’s finger yet; maybe I should start an OnlyFans so I can raise the money without getting a job...

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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your drama club members

They’re cool until they start trying to take roles where THEY KISS MY WIFE!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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getting married

According to the sandbox I’m already married, and I’ve been super into it for the last like 15 years!

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

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text 💬 davis sibs

Dawson: why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed??