and the record begins with a song of rebellion {they/them}
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Unfortunately due to budget cuts we're now reduced to 3 members of staff and a mop we painted eyes on
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REST IN PEACE, MARKIPLIER

On October 5th, 2017, Mark Edward Fischbach, better known by his online alias Markiplier, was killed today in downtown Los Angeles in the middle of a gunfight between two local gangs. Fans across the world express their grief, and a candlelight vigil in his honor is to be held next week. You will be missed, Markimoo.
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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you
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I know we’ve already read a lot of “men writing women” crap, but I am absolutely losing my mind at this passage
me: *gets depressed*
my breasts:
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i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom
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They literally could’ve just gotten any random ass man off the street
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