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Fully agree with this

Reblog if you have used dude as a non gender specific term.

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Fyi someone tiktoked your post, here's the link (I'm on mobile so I can't embed it in the text, sorry):

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNdYaGEWv/

*gives Tim all of my mental and physical illnesses because it's midnight and I'm bored*

The second one is lowkey nsfw by the by.

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Tim, eating breakfast with the family when all of a sudden his ribs decide to feel like they're folding in on themselves:

Tim: Damn, I really gotta kms

Bruce, not looking up from his morning paper: Your therapist said not to say that.

Tim: Damn, I really gotta... eat.... cookies?

Bruce: *Approving hmm*

Dick: Someone in this family goes to therapy?

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Tim's body deciding to simultaneously cramp and set itself on fire mid getting his back blown out:

Tim, reaching behind him: Shit, stop, pull out...

Bernard: OhmyGod, sorry, are you okay?

Tim: I'll live, just let me...

Tim: *lies face down on a pillow.*

Tim: Roll me over if I run out of oxygen.

Bernard: Okay :(

Bernard: I'm sorry :(

Tim: I'm okay, Bear, promise. Could you just like, grab painkillers and stuff?

Bernard: And heating pad, and snacks?

Tim: Yes. I love you

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Tim, staring at the suspiciously ballerina-shaped figure that keeps whispering to him and changing:

Tim: Yo, chat, you seeing this?

Damian, glancing in his direction: Hm. No.

Tim, who just needed confirmation he was hallucinating: Cool, thanks.

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Tim, still sitting at the batcomputer after 6 uninterrupted hours: Man, I'm hungry...

Jason: Eat then.

Tim: Nah, I'm good, I haven't earned it yet.

Jason: Fym earned it? If you're hungry, go eat.

Tim: No, it's cool, I haven't even gotten the shakes yet.

Jason: THE SHAKES?? GO EAT!

Tim: No, it's cool, I don't even have a headache yet.

Jason: TIM!

Tim: No, it's cool, I'm not even hungry anymore.

Jason: GO FEED YOURSELF.

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Tim, through comms, on patrol: I'm gonna head over to Main Street real quick.

Babs: What? Why? That's not on your route tonight.

Tim: Yeah, but if I don't my head will explode and my whole family will die.

Babs: I see... Well, tell Bruce hi if you run into him.

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Tim: I'm glad my addiction genes went to caffine instead of alcohol, I could've been fucked up.

Jason: Real.

Bruce: Are you both prone to addiction?? And you didn't tell me?? :((

Tim, with a full-size fridge full of energy drinks in his room:

Tim: You didn't know?

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Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

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if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

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Leave a note of some kind if you like to nom on your fingers/hands/arms

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Me when my dad criticizes my stim/grounding technique (lightly nomming on my fingers/hands/arms) when I know for a fact that he used to eat his shirts and that I probably got it from him: ??????

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testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw

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I fully agree with those tags, like do none of you have different shapes, colors and/or brands of shampoo, conditioner and body wash??

Is your bathroom painted in nothing but random disorienting splatters of neon colors that fully cover your entire walls, floor, ceiling and literally every other surface? Like some kind of abstract art installation?? I would ask if all of your bathrooms were painted by a person with schizophrenia who was on drugs but that feels offensive to people with schizophrenia's taste in good art and their artistic skills. (Obviously in several other, more significant/serious, ways too but those are considerably less fun to be bringing up in this conversation)

Like I can't read the labels on my shower products without picking them up or crouching down to look at them (I keep them on the floor, and even if I wasn't looking straight down at them I would still struggle to read them from that distance) but I can see what each thing is bc they all look and feel drastically different and I've memorized them (yk like someone with a functioning brain, who also isn't literally blind).

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If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

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Reblog if you also feel dead today

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How Batman should die

Bruce Wayne attends a Gala. A previous Employee hijacks the event with goons

Bruce has hit the panic button. He came alone cause he got in an argument with some of them and the rest are busy.

Dick and Damian are rushing to the event. With others following suit when they can.

Hijacker asks if he has any last words.

He pulls out his pocket watch. Looks at it and smiles. Then he stares down the employee. Looks him in the eyes, knowing he can’t fight back just because of how many hired guns there are. They said if he tries to others will be shot. He dies or his kids arrive. Either or.

The guy raises his gun and fires while the others are five minutes out.

They arrive. The hijackers and goons are gone. Bruce Wayne is dead and cops are on the way

Later after his body had been processed Gordon returns the watch to Dick. He opens it and it’s a picture of everyone.

He wanted to see his kids one last time before he joined his parents

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Is the horse Sleipnir? If it’s him that means that he’s Loki’s son. Loki literally gave birth to a horse with 8 legs in the myths.

If Loki had any kind of pet he would definitely make them some little golden horns. Just imagine him shaping some tinfoil and spray painting it gold to put on his pet cat, or someone else's cat like Bucky's to mess with him.

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Same lol

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

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25!… This problem is worse than I expected it to be.

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

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What’s your favorite type of pizza? I love vesuvio pizza, especially when it’s kinda sloppy/greasy, it’s probably been one of my safe foods since the first time I ever had it! (I hate when the ham is that weird shitty dark grainy stuff tho, like ewww!!!! Wtf even is that??? I don’t even think it should count as being ham?? What in the world did you even do to that poor pig??)

reblog if you like pizza and/or pasta