Salutations! š§š¼Malcolm or Dax | He/Xe | 18 | Pasty Ojibwe VampireDrawing: WHATEVA AWAKENS MY JOYOUS SOUL!!!!
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this is not my beautiful house... this is not my beautiful wife...
additional weyoun because i like his shapes
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Intelligence isn't real. Locking in isn't real. Manifesting isn't real. Tryharding isn't real. Nobody has a divine feminine, or a love language, or a humoral temperament. Men aren't real. Women aren't real. The club is a projection. The world is not a hologram. There are no afterlives, sacred frequencies, or psychological archetypes. Your body is a temple but like, one of those Sumerian ones that was mainly for storing grain. Epicurus was right. Get it twisted and always be twisting it.
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tried to marry my version of regis with mrs. komƔrkovƔ's version
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lord of all that is golden
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Tbh is it my job to just take over the big woman/tiny man market entirely from robert crumb. I bet i could do it tbh maybe he walked so i could run. Everybody likes big strong women. Cant seem to sell people on gross little men but maybe itll happen someday
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its been one of those [weeks]....pass the [cringe]!!!!!
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sheās constantly losing so she can have one win. martin can find her a little pretty as a treat
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(Seeing a cis straight couple for the first time) I think Iām gonna be sick⦠What the fuck do you even call thisā¦? Dark Yuri? Unfaggot? Do they have a fucking word for this? (Flashing back to my troubled childhood) Oh my god⦠This is that Marge and Homer shit isnāt it
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Oblivion Remaster model pissed me off so much I had to make an edit
#what is up all five Vicente Valtieri fans#LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID TO MY BOYFRIENDDDDDD#vicente valtieri#oblivion#oblivion remaster#oblivion remake#dark brotherhood
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Would you ever enjoy living in a monastery? I'm thinking about how the (relative) solitude and routine would be nice to some folks but the lack of ability to rainbow your tonsure and have gay sex would probably make it a huge bummer in other ways.
I literally think I was made for monastery life. I already spend most of my time either reading, writing, cleaning, or cooking. I do my best work when I am isolated and calm.
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"Oh, my liege, I am merely jesting with you."
POV you caught Piter trying to poison you
I'm not 100% happy with the drawing but yeah. Piter era
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