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in honour of the deltarune news im once again remembering my funniest memory of it which was opening the game unspoiled, entering my name as "chris" and then being absolutely fucking bewildered when the game told me I couldn't make my own choices and would instead have to be called. kris

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I’ve decided that all bats fall somewhere on this horrid little graph I’ve devised. Here are some prime examples of the various Creature Varieties found in nature.

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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"

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does dex's diner recover after the yuuzhan vong teraforming is there nowhere left on coruscant to get a decent fucking burger

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Serial Experiments Lain (1998)

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Farcille is so interesting to me because at first it comes off as a very fluffy ship but the more you reread the series the more you realize they actually have some serious baggage to work through before they could believably be in a romantic relationship… but that baggage has nothing to do with the necromancy or the accidental transformation or the violations of the in-universe Geneva Convention or the (SPOILERS) cannibalism (/SPOILERS) and everything to do with Marcille treating Falin like she’s a Precious Moments figurine

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I wore a red checkered shirt today and my coworkers are roasting me RELENTLESSLY for it

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hi i put mitski’s “nobody” over the subway scene from possession (1981)

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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you: talking about your experiences in a place that is definitely not nyc

average new yorker: okay but in nyc----

My least favorite genre of ask is when I'm complaining about someone being a dipshit and someone is like "Actually here's a deeply belabored and currently inapplicable hypothetical in which that person would have a point!" As though I'll react with amazement and concede the point instead of just like, quietly placing them in the same mental category as said original dipshit.

Like yes. If I was somewhere else doing something else with the goal of achieving/avoiding a different thing then congratulatioms, perhaps you'd have a point. But also if I were in space right now I'd be dead and those are roughly equivalent in relevance? What if the world was made of pudding.

And like. Idk this one is more of a Reading Comprehension thing but the point was white woman true crime paranoia, not like, the actual pragmatics of shared laundry spaces. I woke up to a number of asks like "Here's something you can do at a laundromat!" And "MY laundromat doesn't do that" and like. It's difficult to state how little I give a shit about getting or disseminating laundromat advice and how little relevance this has to anything I'm talking about at all

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Finale Shots - Better Call Saul (2015-2022)

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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love how everyone else was able to maintain some semblance of a successful life while also dealing in the meth empire except for walt. gus was a beloved community member who was like raising money for the local baseball team to go to regionals and serving up chicken good enough to mend broken marriages. mike was a doting pop-pop to his granddaughter and took care of his daughter-in-law while still finding time to sit in his big chair and rest his eyes. lydia was the world's first girl boss. like it was truly just a skill issue with walt, he could've become the patron saint of beta gofundme and dressed up as santa for a st. judes hospital but instead he got his ass fired and fumbled his milf so bad that she actively prayed for his death. SAD!