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Some of these Night Vale tweets get deep and I love them for that

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She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

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Sinners (2025)

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fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun

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every scifi writer: in 2025 the machines are smarter than anyone thinks they are

real-life 2025 horror: everyone thinks the machines are smarter than they are

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Ok so I'm taking a genetics class right now and in lab we've been given fruit flies with different mutations that we need to breed over the course of the semester.

Now, first thing I learned: fruit flies don't eat fruit. They eat yeast. They eat the yeast on fermenting fruit. They can not actually eat fruit. Their name is a lie.

Secondly, one of the two mutant lines I was given to cross are flies with the apterous mutation, aka they're wingless. I feel so bad for them, they can't do the one thing they're named for, they cant fly.

And then I realized. My fruit flies are in truth insects that eat yeast and can't fly.

Anyways, I've been calling them my yeast crawls and I am their god now.

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

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Take a break, this cute tardigrade needs time to cross your dash:

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Does anybody wanna come over and parallel play? Does anybody wanna sit in the same couch and watch TV? Does anybody wanna go for a little walk in the park? Does anyone wanna sit on my bed while I putz around trying to clean my room? For the love of fucking God doesn't anyone wanna share space with me for a bit

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ALIEN: ROMULUS behind the scenes •

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This is the funniest thing I've ever read. I would have LOVED to see that

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Situation where Clark has formed a tentative working relationship with Batman, but somewhere in that time, Batman acquired Robin and, naturally, didn't tell him.

Clark finds out about Robin's existence when a ten year old Dick Grayson in full Robin gear breaks into his apartment at two in the morning and shakes him awake because Batman's missing and Alfred's away and Bruce taught him that, in the case of emergency, Superman was one of the only people he could trust. Bruce just didn't think to tell Clark that he was, by all means, his son's emergency contact.

Clark: -wakes up to a small boy that he's never seen or heard of before in a cape and a mask with lenses that reflect light like a cat's perched on the edge of his bed in a pitch black room-

Dick, calmly: Hey, Batman's -- stop screaming -- Batman's missing. I need help.

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‘denethor lives’ is the funniest kind of ‘x lives’ LOTR AU tho just because of how awkward it would be. like I’m sure they’d figure it out EVENTUALLY but. denethor & aragorn in the same room. denethor trying to interact w Frodo fully in the knowledge that a hmm significant portion of the people in the room were there that time he said he was a ‘witless halfling’

further amp it up by adding some kind of ‘he thought Boromir was dead but it turned out he was fine and just uhh lost his horn or something’ and he’s there having to explain why he tried to burn himself and Faramir alive. endless possibilities.

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