daydreamsinthemoonlight

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Imagine if there was someone using they/them pronouns and every time someone asks them why they do that, like isn't that a plural, they just look at the asker with the most deadpan expression and say "my parents were really poor when I was growing up. They couldn't afford to get us all our own pronouns so me and my siblings all had to share."

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when I was a freshman in college, me and one of my roommates were completely infatuated with our RA, who was stunning and rode a motorcycle and taught self defense classes. and obviously she didn’t give a fuck about either of us, two just-turned 18 freshmen, and all we could do was fuck each other about it. like we were so down bad for the same woman that through our shared horny suffering we forged a beautiful and unhinged fwb relationship.

anyways that’s how I imagine the ianthe/gideon/harrow situation, except instead of fucking over a tall and beautiful woman, it’s a shivering and soaking wet nun

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the face you make when you jump on the counter and shatter an entire bottle of balsamic vinegar glaze all over the kitchen floor but you’re just a little baby boy and you don’t wanna get in trouble

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

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I can’t believe I’ve never thought about it but what the hell did Camp Half Blood say to the parents of kids who died in any of the battles? What about the parents still in their kids lives? The ones who may not know the nature of their children but love them nonetheless? The ones who were promised that camp would keep them safe? What about the summer campers who had school and maybe even friends and lives to go back to come fall? What about the families oblivious to the gods and monsters whose kid just never comes home?

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the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

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anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

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pffff. well. i guess your pussy is cool. it looks structurally sound and well-made.

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oh? 👀

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I wonder what life’s like without anxiety

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I'm curious: