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for all that ppl talk shit about thea i do appreciate her acknowledging kevin still had much to learn and go through and saying he needed more experience but that she was willing to wait for him if he wanted her to. yeahg

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straight guy bouncing on it to prove he's an ally

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real talk. is jeans dick really that big as everyone thinks or just average

its big but hes bad at sex and without proper instructions would injure someone. thats why hes a bottom warrior

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

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(takes drag off of cigarette) so addison rae's new album huh

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fictional character discourse would be more fun if we all internalized the fact that characters are narrative tools, not people. once we have that basic fact down, we can start talking about what story the author is trying to tell using these characters, whether they’re successful, whether the story itself is successful and by what means we are measuring success—which are all really fun and interesting things to discuss! but we simply cannot get to that point unless we first accept that fictional characters simply do not have thoughts, feelings, opinions, or any agency on their own. a fictional character has more in common with the fictional chair theyre sitting on than with a real person

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god kevin you’re soooo fucking self-centered. not everything is about you. have you considered maybe the attic is stuck with you instead?

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anyone else would’ve really liked doing laundry and taxes with kevin day in another life or is it just me and jean moreau

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(jesus) One of you will make me a kevin day edit to gnarly tonight

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merch..update..

currently working two jobs (throws up) but i have winter break coming up in college so hopefully ill have some time . for that soon

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happy kevjean thursday

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Ok REAL talk. We all agree that Kevin and Thea hyphenate after marriage right. At least for Amalia's name. (As in, Day-Muldani)

i think so but i will say i think their first marriage was in las vegas drunk as all fuck so for 3 days of his life kevin was actually kevin muldani because it seemed like a good idea after 3 bottles and drunk thea can be convinced into anything if it's funny

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ages ago you made a post about Thea being goth(? i forget the specifics, i remember Princess Of Darkness) and i need you to know i’ve incorporated this into my image of her indefinitely.

but i cant get the idea of her playing Mario Kart or smth out of my head, where she’ll only play as Dry Bones (skeleton — goth — cool) bc she cant lose her goth credentials, especially when Coconut Mall is playing at full volume. even after she leaves the ravens and goes through her pastel renaissance. kevin teases her about constantly.

also SORRY if this doesn’t make sense. but thank you for your vision

thea always picks dry bones and kevin always picks princess peach. which could mean anything

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where’s the kevthea princess peach & dry bones ask ive been thinking about it. bf who is so babygirl and gf who is just a silly little guy

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we know nora sakavic still ships kandreil from the crumbs in jeans books so do you think she still ships kevriko (honestly with the perfect court existing she might 😭).

i think nora sakavic ships kevriko more than anyone in the planet but she’s scared of the fandom so i dont know. But i think so