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cursed i love it

Dragon Ball Au in which everything is the same except the M on Majin Vegeta's forehead is in Comic Sans.

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I'm right and you all know it.

“GET YOU A MAN WHO WILL EAT YO PUSHY WHILE YOU PLAY ZELDA- Mistress Ruby 2017”

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(via torielssincave)

K18

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while he complains how rude it is and his body jumps trying to snatch it back

i have decided i am down with Cell coming back on the sole condition that it's for a very brief moment in which 17 and 18 get to beat the ever-loving hell out of him and kill him again

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i have decided i am down with Cell coming back on the sole condition that it's for a very brief moment in which 17 and 18 get to beat the ever-loving hell out of him and kill him again

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👀😈

Kinkpost validated.

Okay got some of that out of my system again -u-

Full uncensored version on my AO3

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Do you think any of the DB crew have any particular kinks? XD

Gosh this is prolly gonna be my most NSFW post ever, but fine, I'll... toss some out there. (Bear in mind, I'm only half-serious and tied down to almost none of these.)

Goku has a food kink. No, not like, sex play, he just loves when Chi-Chi cooks. It gets him in the mood quick. Also thinks it's quite sexy when Chi-Chi agrees to spar with him. Chi-Chi spars with Goku because he goes wild afterwards and she's into that intense sexual frenzy.

Vegeta is totally a closet BDSM case. Man liked to be dominated. Also into SPH. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is. Bulma doms Vegeta for his sake but really she has a praise kink and craves intimacy over all else

Tien has none and will not be taking questions at this time.

Yamcha is into doggy style, but insists on calling it wolf style and has yet to find a woman who's willing to put up with that and the floating transforming cat constantly complaining about the noise.

Gohan loves when Videl talks nerdy to him.

Videl is into cosplay sex.

Krillin is also into cosplay to a point, but I feel like that's more of an offshoot of he and 18 being into roleplay a bit. Them cuffs have seen things.

18 has a Krillin kink. This is not a joke, that man exclusively flips her switch. Also a praise kink.

Beerus apparently likes them green and I hope that's the furthest they ever explore him.

Whis also has a food kink. It gets uncomfortable at the dinner table.

Future Trunks just wants to be held, honestly, and who can blame him at this point?

Piccolo just burps eggs, it's whatever.

Roshi is... at this point he'll take whatever he can get. Lowkey a masochist really.

Launch is into threesomes but really that's more out of necessity.

Frieza... nah I'm stopping there lol have fun with that list I guess

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can we all agree that it's pathetic when so-called "friends" try to sabotage your opportunities? you're clearly jealous that the amulet of eternal darkness chose me and no amount of "please fight it, i know you're still in there somewhere" is going to change that. crab bucket mentality. grow up.

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Inside You There Are Two Gohans...

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Every man in Dragon Ball:

I love that whole 'saiyans are attracted to strong women' moment because it's like... EVERY man in this series is into dominant women, Y'ALL are subs, it has nothing to do with being saiyan or not, okay xD

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lmao i love it

perfect dynamic

*bullies you (affectionately)*

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Them.

Why does Crunchyroll have DBZ under Enemies to Lovers?

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Out there cheering on their men.

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ok but imagine Krillin singing "Stacy's Mom" but it's "Goku's Mom"

Not so much a headcanon but a confession: I crackship Krillin x Gine. There's just something about Krillin messing around with his best friend's mom that seems hot to me.

Well that’s certainly new.I should probably clarify: we’re not so interested in what’s being shipped as we are headcanons or meta about the characters. But I’m not gonna blame anyone for not knowing that.

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This Goku statue was clearly sculpted by the same guy who gave us 18′s Dragon Ball Gals figures.

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18 def got these for Krillin after they started sexin it up.  PFFFFT! (…Prolly, if only to see his face.)

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idk who made this but I love you