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dick from a girl who is weird and timid and doesnt fully understand how social interaction is supposed to work and wont speak unless spoken to

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Hey long time no see how's your hole? Sorry I mean can I rut into your hole? Sorry I mean can I use you like a fleshlight for relief? Sorry I mean can I sink my teeth into you while I feverishly grab at your hips and try and push myself in as deep as I possibly can? Sorry I m-

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how im feelin rn, i've achieved ultra-niche nanocelebrity status

Different lurker here, you're cool and you post good :3

Haaaaaiiiiii i know you you're one of the first people to interact with like half of the things i post you're kind of a micro celebrity in my head lol :3

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Combee 🐝

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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lets be exhausted on mama

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I got cat like reflexes (immediately takes any opportunity to curl up on your lap)

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*running around you in circles before completely wiping out and sliding halfway across the room*

meowmeowmeowmeowmeoeororoememwoemeormrmrowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow

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feeding you mizuena again to help you cope <3

this feels like one of those cutaways from the office

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I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

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there should be an equivalent of being physically dragged to a party by an outgoing friend for online games with people

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I AM SOMETBING PRETENDING TO BE HUMAN i have always been something pretending to be human i have always pretended to be human i have always been more thing than person i am something pretending to be human

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why must the pretty ppl I wanna kiss all be so far away from me

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“awawawawa” - your average she/her user

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