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rat king

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval

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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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I posted this once and the notes were full of women and gay men saying that actually the french man being uncircumcised makes all of the difference in the world.

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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sivi met his granddaughter tonight

he did not like it

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any game with a username filter has to, by necessity, have a list of every swear word and slur somewhere in its code

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She's an artist.

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Coincidentally, today is Valentine's Day in Brazil. ❤️🇧🇷

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen