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You support lesbians and gay men, that's fucking obvious.

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👻୧‿︵‿︵ rupaul's drag race sentence starters

these are quotes taken from various seasons of rupaul's drag race. send in one of the prompts below for my muse’s response. please change pronouns where you see fit. remember to specify muse if you're sending it to a multi muse.

❝ Your tone seems very pointed right now. ❞

❝ I don't have a sugar daddy. ❞

❝ If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one, because I'm what? Sickening! ❞

❝ You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. ❞

❝ Girl, you had rolls all over the place in the back, it was disgusting! ❞

❝ BACK ROLLS?! ❞

❝ Ugh, Jesus. Gross. ❞

❝ Party!! ❞

❝ Not today, Satan! Not today! ❞

❝ I got bills to pay! I got dogs to put through college. ❞

❝ Water off a duck's back. ❞

❝ No tea, no shade. ❞

❝ Go back to Party City. ❞

❝ Check your lipstick before you come for me. ❞

❝ I feel sexy in anything, even a body bag. ❞

❝ I tend to think that emotions are for ugly people. ❞

❝ She looks fuckin' bomb dot com dot org dot co dot uk. ❞

❝ You are so full of shit, the toilet's jealous. ❞

❝ Don't get bitter, just get bitter. ❞

❝ Can I get an amen up in here? ❞

❝ The shade of it all. ❞

❝ I have a master's degree in fierce. ❞

❝ Everyone's got slightly wonky tits, kids, it's a fact of life. ❞

❝ The only 'vers' I am is Versace. ❞

❝ If you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gon' love somebody else? ❞

❝ Is there something on my face? ❞

❝ Because I am what? Sickening! ❞

❝ I feel like you're being sabotaged by your inner saboteur. ❞

❝ I push up my boobs for Jesus. ❞

❝ It’s very easy to look at the world and think, this is all so cruel and so mean. It’s important to not become bitter from it. ❞

❝ I don't get cute, I get drop-dead gorgeous. ❞

❝ I could never be a Kardashian because I have talent. ❞

❝ When you become the image of your own imagination, it’s the most powerful thing you could ever do. ❞

❝ I feel very attacked right now. ❞

❝ I’m not going to panic because I don’t do that anymore. It’s going to be okay. ❞

❝ The only thing wrong with me was that I thought there was something wrong with me. ❞

❝ BMW – Body. Made. Wrong. ❞

❝ It’s called Forever 21 not Forever 41! ❞

❝ I just want fried chicken. ❞

❝ Did you bring me some cupcakes? ❞

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐗-𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the TV show “The X-files”, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)

“Did you really think you could call up the Devil and ask him to behave?”

“Maybe faith is a type of insanity.”

“Trust no one.”

“It’s hotter than hell.”

“I was hoping for something a little more helpful.”

“[name], shut up.”

“I’ve been saying that for years.”

“I know what I’m doing.”

“I’m old-school. Pre-Google.”

“The Internet is not good for you.”

“I’m afraid that God is speaking and no one is listening.”

“Maybe you’re just seeing what you wanted to see.”

“The truth is out there. But so are lies.”

“I’m as happy as a clam.”

“Are you asking me to give up?”

“Don’t give up.”

“I can’t help you.”

“Who are you?”

“You believe it all, don’t you?”

“Reputation? I have a reputation?”

“You can’t be serious.”

“I know I should be afraid, but I’m not.”

“I’m not a pain in the ass?”

“You really believe that story?”

“You must’ve really liked The Exorcist.”

“Is this seat taken?”

“All right, what do you want to know?”

“A woman senses these things.”

“I’ve always figured that dreams are answers to questions we haven’t figured out how to ask yet.”

“That isn’t possible.”

“NO, you listen to me, you son of a bitch!”

“Then if the future is written, then why bother to do anything?”

“…Sure, fine, whatever.”

“[name], are you coming on to me?”

“I’m not ashamed of my actions.”

“You think I’m the devil?”

“You sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday.”

“I have a theory. Do you wanna hear it?”

“Do you ever wish things were different?”

“I’m just trying to be thorough.”

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@mulholland​ gets a spooky treat

“the deposit mines are --forgive me-- only a stone’s throw away from where they found the body.”  ( he chucks another sunflower shell to the base of a tree. ) “so it stands to reason”  his reason, anyway,  “that the killer takes the missing organs and stores them in a salt cave, and therefore is able to go without killing for weeks at a time, because he doesn’t need to.”  ( he waggles his brows at her. )  “how’s that for stocking the pantry?”

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[...] i didn’t get rid of the banden banshee by smiling at him!

dcntstopme: a multimuse roleplay blog featuring gilderoy lockhart of the harry potter series. ( mixed canon influence. anti-jkr. )

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[...] i didn’t get rid of the banden banshee by smiling at him!

dcntstopme: a multimuse roleplay blog featuring gilderoy lockhart of the harry potter series. ( mixed canon influence. anti-jkr. )

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reblog this post to be added to the HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST with your muse’s name, whether they’re canon or original character, or if you’ve got a HP verse.

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hello,  friends!!  back at it again,  ready to get a masterlist of everyone who has a gilmore girls muse out there!!  go ahead and REBLOG this post to be added. canons,  ocs,  those with crossover verses,  and multimuse blogs are all welcome.  please specify muse(s) in the tags! the list can be found HERE.

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if all you dandy people would fill out my interest tracker form that would help me greatly. thank you!

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MUSES

as of 9/16/20

Albert Awol, jungle cruise

Cadence Valenti, oc

Cedric Diggory, harry potter

Constance Hatchaway, haunted mansion

Denise Bryson, twin peaks

Eileen Albertson, oc

Gaston, beauty and the beast

Gilderoy Lockhart, harry potter

Gonzo, muppets

Hades, lore olympus

Helga Hufflepuff, harry potter

Hilary Banks, fresh prince of bel air

Hyacinth Bucket, keeping up appearances

Kermit the Frog, muppets

Lila Pitts, umbrella academy

Linda Belcher, bob’s burgers

Medda Larkin, newsies

Sheila Hammond, santa clarita diet

Tallulah, doctor who

W.C. Humphries, are you being served

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DCNTSTOPME : a new multi-muse experience by henri !

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the basics:

i am currently (as of nov 11th 24) dash only mobile and iconless

this is a sideblog to stupiidgood. if i follow you back from my main blog, it means i’d also like to interact via shawn

expect this blog to be relatively sporadic to low activity

NOT mutuals only but i reserve the right to choose who i do and don’t want to write with

memes are always open unless stated otherwise. i don’t believe in reblog karma but i do love getting memes. i also have no problem with you reblogging any non-original content from my blog.

part of the reason i made this a sideblog and not on a new account is because muse will fluctuate and change. basically, i don’t intend to keep any muses permanently. you can request any muse you want and you’re always free to ask if i’m currently writing a specific muse. my point is just that i won’t always be in the headspace to write certain characters, and sometimes my muse for a character will be very fleeting. i want this to be a low pressure experience for me, and hopefully for you too.

basic etiquette applies. don’t godmod, don’t be a dick, ect. no nsfw with underage muses or muns.

mun is henri, 21+, never fucking learned how to read, white, autistic/adhd/depressed, queer. my pronouns are she/hers and my gender is gonzo from the muppets. all of this information is relevant, or so i hope.