dd-meadowes

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was 'reggie bear' aware that he agreed to this.

Barty: give a man a fire and he'll be warm for one day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Regulus: Barty-

Evan: Smart

[dd-meadowes]

gross ew gag

Barty: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England

Regulus:

Regulus: do you hear yourself? Ever?

[dd-meadowes]

@def-not-the-real-evan-rosier see he's disease ridden dont kiss him

Barty: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England

Regulus:

Regulus: do you hear yourself? Ever?

[dd-meadowes]

you're a bat

Barty: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England

Regulus:

Regulus: do you hear yourself? Ever?

[dd-meadowes]

mark zuckerberg is a lizard

Barty: there is no easter bunny, there is no tooth fairy, and there is no queen of England

Regulus:

Regulus: do you hear yourself? Ever?

[dd-meadowes]

Happy raccoon day bat

HAPPT RACCOON DAY TO BARTY CROUCH JR AND BARTY CROUCH JR ONLY🗣

[dd-meadowes]

HOT

chat i fear i’m hot af and loser gf material why am i still single

photo taken by the wonderful @i-am-a-literal-star

[dd-meadowes]

hmmm....fair

sure

no more secrets will be revealed

barty bangs his head on tables and people when he sneezes.

they're just so violent, and even though he hits his head hard enough to form a red spot on his forehead he still just continues on with whatever he was doing before like it never happened

[dd-meadowes]

i shall not reveal that

barty bangs his head on tables and people when he sneezes.

they're just so violent, and even though he hits his head hard enough to form a red spot on his forehead he still just continues on with whatever he was doing before like it never happened

[dd-meadowes]

they pay me well for them

barty bangs his head on tables and people when he sneezes.

they're just so violent, and even though he hits his head hard enough to form a red spot on his forehead he still just continues on with whatever he was doing before like it never happened

[dd-meadowes]

DON'T DO IT BARTY IF HE FINDS OUT I MENTIONED HE'LL KILL US BOTH

@i-can-fucking-swim ive bought two tubs of glitter be on the watchoit i could strike at any time

[dd-meadowes]

tmi bat, tmi

snazz up reg? what are you gonna make him do drag or something?

@i-can-fucking-swim ive bought two tubs of glitter be on the watchoit i could strike at any time

[dd-meadowes]

tf are u doing today barty

@i-can-fucking-swim ive bought two tubs of glitter be on the watchoit i could strike at any time

[dd-meadowes]

@i-can-fucking-swim @totally-not-the-real-evan-rosier @thebestbartycrouch

Regulus: Why is there a raccoon in our bedroom?

Evan: oh is barty He is high and doesn't know how to get out of his animagus form

Barty: *high raccoon noises*

[dd-meadowes]

ofc 🙄

yw <3

I lied I’m not invincible to hangovers I’m sick

@def-not-the-real-evan-rosier I need youuuuuuu

Or in fact @dd-meadowes you’re good at potions help 🥺🥺

[dd-meadowes]

bee scared ass

Evan fucking Rosier bitches

He/Him

Pansexual freak. See if you can match it <3

Slytherin. Hisssssssss

@thebestbartycrouch - literally the ONLY one who can match my freak

@j4m3s-p0tter - james the griffyndor. he can play quidditch pretty well

@loony-lupin-official - he scares me

@i-can-fucking-swim - s q u i s h

@isawpandorasbox - MY TWIN SISTER BITCHES

@dd-meadowes - she also scares me

@not-your-lilyflower - badass gryfindor

@your-chchcherry-bomb - icon bitch slay 24/7 365

I had to remake the blog since tumblr deleted my old one

[dd-meadowes]

Where are you? You're lucky I just made a fresh batch of hangover potions

I lied I’m not invincible to hangovers I’m sick

@def-not-the-real-evan-rosier I need youuuuuuu

Or in fact @dd-meadowes you’re good at potions help 🥺🥺