dddragoni

[dddragoni]

Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.

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me when someone asks me what canada's national anthem is & also i have the curse that randomly deletes one vowel from each sent nce

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DELTAKARTtm

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whats their problem

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apply juice

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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i dont know why anyone else misses analog board games, but to me, it's because physical parts let me cheat. there's no moving pieces around when someone isnt looking in a chess app, no sneaking bonus pieces out of the graveyard in checkers, no double drawing cards in go fish.

i spent years developing those skills as a Professional Little Brother. what am i supposed to do now, go back to college? learn how to play games the right way? i mean, who gives a shit? the fun part was never the game, it was the Getting Away With It. or, you know, for the rest of my family, Catching The Bastard. now that was entertainment.

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the hotel has an on demand section called “mood” & these are the moods

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This is a consequence that really never gets brought up, and it really should be because of how damaging it can be.

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Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

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You have to admit it's funny

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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A cat I met in the woods yesterday