What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?
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GIRL wtf is 9/11
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I used to work with a guy who, due to cancer-related hormonal issues when he was younger, was just freakishly strong. He could throw a baseball across an entire field no problem, and he did this without looking more than the normal blue collar jacked.
The cancer was obviously bad for him, but in this case had positive side affects. I think the same sort of relationship exists between Frenchmen and house music.
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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"
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Anne Carson (2009)
Arthur S. Way (1898)
George Theodoridis (2010)
Ian C. Johnston (2010)
E.P. Coleridge (1910)
Theodore Alois Buckley (1892)
John Peck, Frank Nisetich (1995)
R. Potter (1906)
M. L. West (1987)
William Arrowsmith (1958)
Philip Vellacott (1972)
Michael Wodhull (1782)
Kenneth McLeish (1997)
David Kovacs (2002)
Andrew Wilson (1993)
Euripides - Original (408 BCE)
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speaking of ae housman do you ever think abt this one
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SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN (1952)
dir. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen
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id ask God for another youth and id waste it again but in a different cardinal direction this s time
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If I was writing bots to influence the USA elections I certainly wouldn't deploy them on Tumblr, the least important social media site of all time
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strange. i don't see OSINT, economics, or soviet history on here. there must be some sort of mistake
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guy who enjoys german class a little too much: ancient slavs had words of power they used to shout mountains apart
girl who collects crystals: that's actually true as fuck
70 year old professor who sometimes calls students "comrade": faggotry is actually good, I don't have a problem with faggotry, Aristotle was a faggot, Caesar was a faggot...
guy behind me: YOOOOO check it out (pulls up beheading video on a chechen telegram previously unknown to mankind)
Professor: ...Galileo was a faggot, I think Napoleon was a faggot, Comrade Tito probably wasn't a faggot but...
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morrissey’s letter from 1980
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come on I'm trying to read here
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