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brought some fruit for the potluck

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there's a post going around asking for your most millennial take and mine is that the livejournal icon ecosystem was essential for a certain type of fan and this loss of critical habitat is why the bios of so many people under 25 are Like That

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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someone asked if they could put my characters into character AI & I had to resist the urge to tell them i would self immolate and then haunt them

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Also I'm very stoned which rarely happens

Watching Bob Ross on mute with no captions and having a blast guessing what he's doing

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Watching Bob Ross on mute with no captions and having a blast guessing what he's doing

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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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I don’t know what the funnier Legolas moment so it’s a poll

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Whenever an artist who makes dark content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so dark and nasty' and whenever an artist who makes wholesome content gets outed as a sexual predator people will be like 'aha it was obvious something was up because their work was so aggressively wholesome' and it's like you know I think maybe you can't tell whether or not someone is a predator based on their artistic output.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Treated myself to a drink that is pussy popping delicious

My coworker will not shut the fuck up and I am so stressed

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My coworker will not shut the fuck up and I am so stressed

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thank god i’m not on X so i can openly say i want netanyahu to shit his pants & kill himself on international television without being placed on security risk

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I'm at the pediatrician office watching two 3-year olds attempt to break the language barrier.

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Yesterday I had been feeling so horribly depressed furious and irritable all day that I saw no possible relief for the bottomless pit of existential agony within me. Then I went into the kitchen, poured all that remained of a one pound box of pasta into a pot (over half, around five servings) cooked it, dumped mozzarella cheese over it, and sitting at my desk ate nearly all of it in the span of 15 minutes, finishing what was left a short half-hour later. I felt almost immediately restored and so sleepy that I dozed off at 9:45 pm before getting up around 10:30 to brush my teeth

I think potentially there is something to be understood from this