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guys my friend jokingly read an old kotlc fanfic I wrote and we decided to start rewriting it together

and

I restarted it at like 2 am last night and it's so unhinged I cant

The kid had come out of nowhere and she managed to hit him with her bike. Shit. … "Holy crap, are you good, man?" The boy she had hit blinked through his blurry vision to see a girl kneeling over him, her messy hair blowing in the breeze. All he could do was groan. His butt hurt. The boy tried to stand but only wobbled, nearly toppling over. The girl caught his arm keeping him steady, but that only seemed to make him woozier. His vision went black. "Wowsa, I guess you're NOT good then." That was the last thing the boy heard before passing out.

… Name. What was his name again? He couldn't remember. His head hurt. His heart ached. What was his- Oh yeah. It was Keefe. He forced his eyes open to find himself laying on some sort of table and bench combo thinking in the shade of a gigantic oak tree. Keefe turned his head to look at the bench connected to the table. Why connect them? Humans are weird. As he studied the bench, his gaze was caught on a leg. That leg belonged to a person. Keefe shot upright, ignoring the rush of lightheadedness as his body tensed, ready to flee. "Woa there, bud. Chill out. I'm not going to steal your liver," the blond girl next to him said. The reinsurance should have made him feel better, but the thing about the liver seemed very unnecessary. It made his gut twist a bit, almost like she was going back on her word and stealing his liver right then and there. "So, uh, what's your name?" the girl inquired. She seemed a little shy, but not in the "omg you're so hot and charming" way he was more used to, but in the "I just carried you to a table in a park and now I have no clue what to do with you now" way. Keefe supposed he'd feel about the same in her place. Keefe's brain was so out of wack, he didn't even answer the girls question. He just looked at her blankly while his brain grasped onto the least important things. Like how she wasn't acting like most girls did around him. Maybe she was one of those people Sophie mentioned to him. What were they called again? Lemonon? Lebonan? No, lesbian. Before he fully grasped what he was saying, he blurted out, "Are you a lesbian?" "Nice to meet you Mr. "are you a lesbian"," she retorted dryly. Keefe reddened and crossed his arms irritably. (GOSH his head hurt).

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Some of the keefe haters give off the same vibes as I did when I hated fitz...

ya'll need to reevaluate

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Something I really want is that when keefe needs someone with an id he tries to, like, charm a couple of older teen girls into it

but

one's really tall, one's really buff and they are lesbians and in love

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guys I unironically thought this was ai generated but nope

(sits in a corner, too numb to cry)

Cover reveal!

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reminder that lady Gisela is so dramatic that she decided as a teenager to hide her second ability for her silly goofy evil plans she was apparently cooking up at like 14

She was also tortured and escaped prison through force of will and bribery. And don't forget her massive crush on Vespera

Silveny the Alicorn by @onlyslightlyevilgremlin

Lady Gisela by @flibbetygibbetsbro

Umber by @chronically-ill-psionipath

Note! Definition of a sexywoman:

According to the sexywomanpedia, a sexywoman is "a character who shows the 'lanky suitman villain' tropes, is popular with wlw, and/or is highly divisive." Some factors to consider are morality (or lack thereof), overall mysteriousness, and strength (physical or abilitywise.)

Propaganda:

Silveny the Alicorn:

"milf. projected horse sex into sophie’s head. probably killed a man. cockblocked sophie. her only flaw is liking keefe." @arson-anarchy-death

Lady Gisela: None

Umber:

"Shes an evil hot powerful shade that got killed in the book she got introduced in what more could you want" @thefoxysnake

"Umber (Redacted) is one of the women in the series that isn’t JUST psychological manipulator! She also fought! She broke bones (if I remembered correctly) and messes with everyone’s minds without even revealing her true name! She has a boyfriend! A BOYFRIEND. TRIX. She went through something ‘the incident’ (mentioned in the latest book) and joined the Neverseen! She got Trix, her Pookie to be in the Neverseen as well 🥺. You can tell she was also a good lover how Trix was so sad over her death. KEEP IN MIND SHE DIED BEING CRUSHED, so for those who likes angst; there you go. She died in her mission. She was Tam’s mentor and an EXCELLENT fighter if I do say so myself. Who wouldn’t vote Umber? A girlboss with a sweet boyfriend and has murderous tendencies? 😔🎉 Vote for Umber PLEASE! I’M BEGGING YOU! PLSPLSPLSPLS 😭😭" @chronically-ill-psionipath

Want to submit propaganda? Do so here and it will be added in the 2nd round!

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I just realized that the kotlc movie probably won't come out until I'm an adult and disinterested in the books

(I may or may not have shed a wee little tear)

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Walker Scobell or however the hell you spell his name (you know who I'm talking about) should be in the Kotlc movie, but as Dex, not Keefe

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My teachers always tell me that I break up my paragraphs too much and that it's unnecessary for my strong word choice.

I blame Shannon Messenger

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just as a heads up, whenever someone refers to official art of keefe, this is the general image that flashes through my head

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how the hell can empaths tell what emotions are theirs versus what emotions belong to the person they're reading

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Today's a great day-

*remembers that I relate to some of Fitz's negative traits and that's probably the reason I could never understand him because my whole life I've felt like I could understand everyone but myself*

rats.

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Ask game: unpopular opinion edition <3

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

🧡: What is a popular (serious) theory you disagree with?

💛: What is a popular ship you just can't get behind, and why?

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think?

💜: Which character is way hotter than everyone else seems to think?

🤍: Which character is not as morally bad as everyone else seems to think?

🖤: Which character is not as morally good as everyone else seems to think?

💖: What is your biggest unpopular opinion about the series?

💔: If you had to remove one major character from the series, who would you choose?

💕: What is an unpopular ship that you like?

📖: If you had to remove one book from the series, which would you choose?

🏳️‍🌈: Which character who is commonly headcanoned as queer doesn't seem queer to you?

💀: If you had to choose one major character to die, who would you choose?

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I hate that Keefe's voice is described as deep in book one

no

no it is not

He's got one of those silly squeaky ones and a weird talent for cackling like a witch

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fair warning though, the word pacing is kind of weird, so the audiobook makes it way better

Hey Wingfeather Saga gang so I just remembered that there IS one last TWS book aka Wingfeather Tales

So I just wanted to ask to anyone who has red it-- is it worth it? Should I get it?

I know it resolves around the Aerwiar world, but honestly I kinda just want anything with Janner, Kalmar and Leeli in it, and i'm not sure if they're even gonna be mentioned 😔 (I especially want a hint if whetever they managed to save Janner or not AAAA)

But still, even if the kids aren't the main focus, is it worth it for the lore or the spotlight of other characters? I want everyone's honest opinion

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I don't cry easily but I legitimately sobbed about 3 times while reading the novella

Hey Wingfeather Saga gang so I just remembered that there IS one last TWS book aka Wingfeather Tales

So I just wanted to ask to anyone who has red it-- is it worth it? Should I get it?

I know it resolves around the Aerwiar world, but honestly I kinda just want anything with Janner, Kalmar and Leeli in it, and i'm not sure if they're even gonna be mentioned 😔 (I especially want a hint if whetever they managed to save Janner or not AAAA)

But still, even if the kids aren't the main focus, is it worth it for the lore or the spotlight of other characters? I want everyone's honest opinion

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My pot got fired

everything stayed on-

oops nevermind

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Nobody ever "deserves" something sexual from another person

Fitz deserves that kiss he never got. Fight me.