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Curious, why am I Basira?

moots as tma?

oh my GOD i got this ask ages ago. blowing the dust off of this ask as we speak good lord. like i think i got this in august last year. nevertheless, with SEVERAL new moots and finally enough time to make this, i deliver.

I'd like to think im probably Elias in this fucked up scenario

@red-velvet-0w0 is Martin

@lukas-broken-bow is Gertrude (/POS)

@sashathegirl is obviously Sasha

@lwfllygndrflx is Helen the Distortion

@fandomcompass is (probably) Jonathan Sims

@emo-ginger is Gerard Keay

@dead-in-the-bread is Basira Hussein

@jamiegeode is Timothy Stoker

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Burger King URGEs you to have a bite of their overpriced burgers

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Crisis City SUCKS

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Did I seriously just jump over a fence, to get into the warehouses, RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUARDS AND THEY LET ME!? ELISE HIRE BETTER GUARDS!

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Sonic? Ya good buddy?

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Ok, so the silver sonic fight is nowhere near as bad as people made it out to be. Like- it took a full 5 lives sure, but you can easily skip the cutscenes

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Ok, so i lose 5 lives i don't start from the beginning i just start from the top of the act. Still annoying, but far less annoying

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Also- WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ELISE'S LEGS! She looks like what happens when a child accidentally brakes two dolls but the parents refused to buy a new one so the child glued the two in tact parts together

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Ok, the Egg-Cerberus doesn't even have 3 heads! Wth!?

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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I kinda regret playing this game on my ps3 now. I knew it was a terrible game but damn the lag is killing me!

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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You're shitting me. You have to be shitting me. I lose all 5 lives and i start over from the very beginning of the game!?

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Im genuinely laughing holy hell this game is shit!

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Im finally understanding why people say the controls of this game is terrible. Im nothing if not spiteful though!

Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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Finally playing Sonic 06. And I haven't been playing for more than 15 minutes, but the loading screens alone are ridiculous lol

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people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.

you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.

like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.

wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?

batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing

the league:

batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*

the league:

batman:

batman: *coughs awkwardly*

superman: *sighs*

batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-

superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.

the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?

wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.

superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.

batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me

green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?

'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.

they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.

wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?

batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.

wonder woman:

green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?

superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.

the league:

batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...

the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?

'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.

the league, concerned:

superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-

batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!

superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.

bonus

the league, squinting at batman:

the league: ...

superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*

the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*

duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?

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where stars rest

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Been hyper-fixating on CotL so take my disciple Nari fanart cause i find the idea of it hilarious