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sorry for the disappearance i got therapy and sort of realized the kink stuff is kind of wrong. i’ll still write dark erotica because it’s the most fun stuff to explore (+ sorry to pull that card but i do have trauma) but i’m not into it. i write dark stuff for funsies, and while idc if the readers get off to it, i don’t.

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yandere ganyu watching traveller interact with literally everybody else because she hasn’t taken a day off since her last breakdown:

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hmmm yan!beel definitely has a thing for cannibalism (is it rlly cannibalism if ur a human?) but it’s like so repressed not even he knows. it got especially worse after mc came around, though… they make him delicious meals, always make sure he has snacks whenever they go out… but when their hands get close enough to his mouth, he feels this abhorrent urge to lunge…

but he’s got a strong enough will to restrain himself. for now. guess we’ll just have to hope MC keeps him well fed! :o)

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just a reminder that t*rfs are not and will never be welcome on my blog i think you are embarrassments to humankind and you should be ashamed of subscribing to a belief system based on hate and white supremacy

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If y'all could read this fic in my brain you would be so impressed.

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Poll for Fanfics!!

whenever i wanna make a nice big fic i'll look at the results and create a special fic for the community :o)

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so many women writers who write for yandere are lesbians irl?? why this correlation??

if a guy acted like this irl id be disturbed and upset if a girl acted like this irl id still be disturbed but id also be going ZOO WEE MAMA !! hope that helps :)

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something about joker just being a mask in the opening… something about him subtly manipulating everybody in the game… idk if hes a yandere or what but i gotta write smth about him eventually

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my responsibilities watching me write an embarrassing yan!kaeya/reader and then play persona 5 so i can get inspiration to write an embarrassing p5 yandere fic

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Nitro+chiral anon here... they released a new game, sooooo.....

I obviously played it. I hope 14 yr old me is proud. Slow damage is amazing, so PLAY IT.

*cocks gun*

just looked it up and the poster boy…. i may have no choice but to look into it shskdhskdh

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anon from before, that was so.... msjejebeisbdkwownana

somethings meowing (its not my cat)

shskdhskdh sorry for responding to this so late tysm!!

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who would be your nastiest/meanest yandere overall?

ummm probably junko enoshima, touko fukawa, yami marik or medic tf2

all of them canonically have nonexistent or hardly there morals so you can imagine how theyd be as a yandere lol

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Looked at the fandoms you write for, what’s who’s Lila?

point and click horror game where u play as a dude and you have to control his expressions :) the only yandere in it (to me) is Lila :o)

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trying to write a yandere with no silliness is sooo hard diluc is way too serious to be a little sillay. heartbreaking truly

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User dead yandere on tumblr you should totally play a nitro+chiral game if u havent already

LMFAO between btd and dmmd something sickening happened during my adolescence

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rlly wish tumblr had a polls feature lol. anyways. think my first proper x reader fic will be surrounding a certain cryo knight of favonius. cant decide if i want him to be a power bottom or dom/top :’( making 2 versions would be so tiring too :(

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Lumine character study

ALTERNATE TITLE: Lumine makes a mess and doesn’t clean it up.

Takes place after the main Liyui Archon quest, but before she goes to Inazuma

WARNINGS: DEAD DOVE, unusual writing (not in her pov but written as though it is), pseudo-necrophilia, crazy blood and murder, defiling of corpses written in both a comedic and somewhat erotic way,

viewer discretion is advised.

sat on top of Qingxu Pool’s tallest mountain, is a young blonde. The tippity top is hardly wide enough to sit herself, so imagine Paimon’s disappointment when she just has to float beside her. She can disappear at whim, so Lumine doesn’t really… care… She’d rather stare down at the Fatui encampment below them. The payment is good, she’s not scared of them… but there is an undeniable disadvantage.

She should be proud. Not many others are capable of boasting a vision, let alone a powerful one, let alone two… probably more once she continues her travels through Teyvat. No matter what she tells herself, though, none of it helps with how clammy, sweaty, shaky her hands are, almost slipping off the rocks she’s clinging so dearly for life onto. Okay. Calm down. Fatui members.

6 Fatui skirmishers. More than the usual bunch, great. Cryogunner… Hydrogunner… Fucking hate that combo, c’mon guys… Electrohammer, one of those guys that can just disappear… the annoying geo shielder… two pyroslingers…

“Hey, Paimon,” The strange little girl appears in her face, zero regard for her personal space (the usual.) “If I jumped down and hit em with a super high up aerial attack, y’think it’d kill at least one of em? Maybe make em dizzy, at least?” Shit. Being nervous is one thing, but if Paimon tries to comfor-

The little girl looks down at the group, guarding a Rex Lapis artefact they stole. Why can’t Zhongli deal with this? Dickhead. “Umm… Paimon thinks that if you jump down there, um, you’re gonna lose… pretty fast…” Great. Discouragement. Exactly what Lumine needed.

“Thanks. If I die, then Tartagles will totes leave the fatui with a heavy heart, hey Paimon?” She gets up, barely able to balance without rocks chipping away.

“Lumine, stop talking like that- and you can’t seriously think he’d do th- HEY-“ She didn’t even get to finish that sentence before Lumine’s already flying down, less than gracefully, at her adversaries.

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my ass is NOT writing a fight scene . be grateful it’d take up too much space in a tumblr fic anyways

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Bruised, bleeding… Paimon was right…

Lumine spits out some blood as she turns toward the now corpses of those enemies she was so scared of going against. “P-Pretty bang-up job, eh?” With her hands on her hips and a smirk on her face, Lumine proudly states so… Paimon’s still staring at her in horror, and now disgust and worry. “… Hey. Here’s some mora…” She passes a bag of coins to the small girl. “I’ll um, I’ll clean up. Pretty nasty mess for some innocent civilians to walk in on, eh? You can like, do whatever in Liyue. Your choice on where you stay tonight!” Great deal, right? Lumine’s out of her way and Paimon can do whatever she wants!

“Aren’t you um… injured? As the best tour guide in Teyvat!! um! Paimon thinks Lumine should go to a clinic quickly… or at least Qiqi.” The little girl tries to persuade, but a simple “Paimon. I’m fine. Leave me alone.” Is enough for her to finally teleport away. At least for some time.

The sun is setting. The air is cold, enough to give goosebumps, but nothing more. In another world, Lumine was an artist. In another world, Lumine would have been painting this picture, one of a lone girl standing over corpses far larger than her, with humid, strangely stale air, keeping her hair from flowing too much. This is beautiful. She’s beautiful. She closes her eyes as she soaks it all in, imagining another person may see if they walk by. Qingxu Pool is quiet, generally lonely, but she should… still be considerate, she supposes.

First, the electrohammer douche. Before she was capable of landing the final blow, he smashed her face in, WITH ELECTRICITY... Honestly, she should be glad she’s still alive. Maybe that’s why her mood’s been all over the place since then, though. Dick. Maybe she’ll gut him, leave his innards out for the beasts of Teyvat to devour. It’d be an embarrassment to the Tsaritsa to have her pawns left like this, right? As she pulls off the heavy armour, she smiles warmly at the sight of his torso, twisted, broken, damaged beyond return, visibly changed from the strong Anemo currents that blasted through his body while she fought him. She quietly prays for those that she’s let escape. The fatui, sure, if they escaped they could get help with only a chance of permanent damage and retirement… But the hilichurls? The slimes, the abyss mages? She highly doubts that the beings under the Abyss Order gain any sort of help if they come back injured. Her brother may be kind, but to these types?

Anyways, removing the masks would give them back their humanity, so she’ll keep those on. It’ll also help show the fatui’s weakness, an enemy so strong they’re mutilated beyond return, but kind enough to keep their identities hidden away? She wonders if they’d see it that way. She’s gotta put SOME fear in the fatui, no? It’s not like she enjoys carefully cutting at the skin, pulling the entrails out with her bare, cold hands. It’s not like the hardly functioning organs, shifting and pulsing beneath her fingers, begging to still be of use, are giving her the weirdest boner ever. She’s not like Childe. Or Hu Tao. So why does the image of her enemy’s suffering, brutalized, agonizing corpse, give her such… weird feelings?

Once she’s got her joy from the electro vision wielder, she’s ready to move on. Both the cryo and hydro fatui are far too large to properly move, no offence… but that’s not a reason to not try! Maybe she’ll lay them down, head in the water, so it looks like they just passed out and died via drowning. That’d be kinda funny. If she plays around too much it’ll be totes obvious the crazy hot chick that killed them has something wrong in the brain. Last thing she wants is to lose her innocent cute girl look. Sad!

Then she remembers. Hm. Uh oh.

Lumine gets up with an awkward stumble, glancing around the area. Shit. She never dealt with the one that can disappear, right? Um…… What’re those guys called again?

“Ummm…. Fatui pyro agent…….?” She whisper-yell-questions, as she gets up and properly looks around. If he got away, not good. Not good at all. He knows how she looks. He… probably… knows what she’s done with the corpses. “Pinkity promise not to tell everyone? I’ll prommy not to kill you!” As usual, not taking anything nearly as seriously as someone like her should. After finding no blood trails, nor any elemental ones nearby, she accepts her fate. Can’t chase something that’s long gone. Letting her anxiety ease itself, she turns towards the pyroslinger, who she left a less than ideal gash in between the ribs of.

She flips the body over, staring, almost instantly using her hands to prod inside of it’s wounds. Hehehe. Ugh. The only one who’d even be vaguely understanding of her strange… joys… is Childe. Okay. Maybe Hu Tao. But still. THE PROSPECTS AREN’T GOOD!! Two of Liyue’s biggest creeps shouldn’t even be compared to Lumine. All these complaints as she defiles this corpse. Whatever! She’s having fun and that’s really all that matters, so long as she isn’t caught, right?

Two more left. And she really would like to describe in detail what she’s done to them, but, ah, well…

She mutilates the corpses to the point of no recognizability other than the cloth covering their bodies and the masks on their heads. But now her dress is bloody. Like, more red than white bloody. Why must her life be filled with turmoil?

As she washes her bloodied dress in a pool of water, she looks at the scene left behind. Truthfully 0 explanation for the way the bodies will be found, all left in varying, entirely different ways. It doesn’t necessarily matter, not like Childe will defend them, the far from loyal Harbinger has made it abundantly clear that those that are weaker, are worthless. Good thing he’ll never find out she almost got her shit kicked in! Tee-hee!

As she limps back to Liyue, she finds that same agent that got away, bleeding, disheveled, leaning on a rock. Hm… guess there’s more time to plan a variety of ways to convince Paimon she’s been this big of a mess since the original encounter!