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Oh, well I guess I’ve never tried poison berries before
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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody
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dude you are so interesting. but i hate how much stuff you do in private... (like i just thought of it) i actually have a spare room in my panopticon
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Making y’all see this because I’m crying and I refuse to be alone in this
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before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet
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mcdonalds would be better if every store had a perfect replica of the complete terracotta army
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got asked if I was into girls or guys today. im not sure. i was only born yesterday and I’ve only had 3 strabweres to eat .. i cant think yet ..
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Caterpillars aren’t exciting enough it should be random what comes out of the cocoon. And for my third wish make my tits bigger again
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