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found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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Reblog with your animal. It’s toucans for me

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can't get over this dream I had about a seemingly normal make some noise prompt

took me like 10 mins after waking up to think

why the fuck did Lou have a horse

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what part of “do not spend money” do i not understand

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I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

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uhh... guys?

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oh my god

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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so you're telling me the pope dies and the gates to oblivion open again?

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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women’s bodies weren’t “made” to do anything, nature didn’t “intend” anything, no human action is “unnatural” and there is no inherent “purpose” to a human life

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If only pre historic fish did not grow feet and crawled to the land