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Got the urge to draw them comfortable and at peace for once
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006, today’s bird is a bit overstimulated
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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.
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repo stream moment
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far
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just a helpless maiden~
animation demons took over again oop
progress under cut!
#smoth as hell and the TURN and the HAIR#OUGHHH EATING YOU#i dont know who these characters are#Im assuming oc's? they look great and pretty!
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as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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one time, as a kid, I watched someone make an omelette. after stewing on the idea for a full day, I asked my mother how it worked, got a basic lesson, and then proceeded to spend the next three months in the omelette mines making 3-5 omelettes every single day (depending on how many of my siblings were left with any tolerance for eating them) until I felt I had really truly certainly gotten a grasp on the concept of the omelette
I then repeated this every time I learned a recipe, which is funny because I didn't even like cooking beyond a passing interest, I was just really interested in the idea of being able to max out the skill or something
as soon as I demonstrated mastery over something, I immediately dropped it and moved onto the next thing, and this was an understood pattern to the point where my siblings would try to prompt me into spending a period of fixation on whatever they wanted to eat at the time, and then they'd have several servings of it a day until they got sick of it and started to hate it
but them enjoying it wasn't really the goal. largely tangential. I mostly just wanted to get it down and then move on.
moral of the story: none
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makes me feel like the next message should be "it happens" from grian.
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he’s allergic to doing things without them being over the top. perfect.
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