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deadlydragoncatboy · 3 months ago

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Ok now for ask...may I ask for cuddly y/n x butter roll?

(Cuddly Y/N seems to be quite popular here-)

Butter Roll Cookie x (Cuddly) Reader

Honestly, it’s like you two were meant for each other

You think you’re cuddly? This man might as well be a cuddly jelly bear in cookie form!

You guys will have cuddle sessions at nearly any moment and place.

From when you guys wake up, to random intervals in the day, even when he’s working you guys are softly squeezing each other.

Don’t worry about interrupting him though; he’s perfectly able to continue working while you hug him. It does weird out his subordinates though….

“Uhh, s-sir?? Do you think maybe Y/N and yourself c-could do this another time?! This is a big project we’re working on right now!”

“Oh? Thank you for your concern, but it’s really no trouble at all!! In fact, I believe I’m working better cuddling with Y/N~!!”

After work is done for the day, he’s immediately finding you to snuggle up with you and kiss you (if you weren’t already cuddling him while he was working—)

It doesn’t matter if you’re bigger or smaller than him, his cuddles are always more stronger yet softer.

You sometimes wonder about needing a blanket because Butter Roll is quite warm himself

Which to him is great! If it’s a hot day or work was tiring, best believe he’s throwing off his coat and cuddling you with his bare chest~

All in all, being cuddly with Butter Roll Cookie is a match made in Heaven! You two lovebirds are meant for one another!!

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deadlydragoncatboy · 3 months ago

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Chip and anon make out accidentally?

I decided to test out a new format for this I hope that’s okay

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- the seas had been quite rough this week

- Like slightly stormy boat rocking back and forth rough

- Your down under deck and sorting gold with chip

- You turn to say something to chip

- But the boat rocks hard to the right causing his face to slam onto yours

- It’s well…

- Not really a kiss nor a make out session

- But your lips touched and you both came out of it with bloody noses

- So it’s basically the same thing

- Well to chip at least

- the Next time the boat rocks hard

- he try’s to angle himself at you but fails

- and ends up falling face first into to the wood floor

- You laugh at his pitiful attempt at getting you to kiss him

- “Chip you know if you wanted a proper kiss you could have just asked..”

- He jumps up off that floor at light speed

- And then the boat rocks again causing you to knock into him this time

- He catches you barely steadying the both of you

- And you kiss him

- Like that one thing where the guy throws up his hands and goes “yay!” Before they start kissing

- That’s definitely chip rn

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deadlydragoncatboy · 3 months ago

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Hear me out... Tide and a villain he hangs out with after fights to just chill with

This didn’t really fit with my usual reader base BUT this idea was rrly great so I made basically a new guy that can now work as a evil-ish mentor to “telly” aka the main PD reader I write for I REALLY hope you enjoy because this was so so fun and in fact helped me work some stuff out for the main fic lore

Also this was just generally fun to think of

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Okay you do have to admit it was…. Weird as hell being here at the base

I mean.. you’re a villain.. well villain is a strong word but that’s the colloquial wording for what you’ve been doing

It’s was An interesting choice you have to admit but finding out the things about your powers that you did what was your choice? NOT violently dismantling the system? Yeah exactly…

You stood outside the door taping your shoes against the concrete

You sigh pulling out the key tide gave you and unlocking the door “fucks sakes” you mutter walking through the door and then closing and locking it behind you politely

You slowly meander to the kitchen where tide is cooking something that smells suspiciously good

“Hey”

He perks up and turns to face you “ah! Your here! Lovely!”

You purse your lips and nod this was the first time you’ve ever actually been here In his.. well house you suppose it was… a bit uncomfortable… “yep,” you look around “nice place… normal rules?”

“No work” you’ve done this before

“No work” you nod sight and shrug off you jacket and rest it on one of the chairs in front of the kitchen island “so, how was you day tide” you had done this to many times to count but you still quirk a small smirk

In costume you two would fight to the brim of death well.. you used to you explained the whole reason you were dismantling that dickhead scientist and his colleagues

For some reason tides punch’s started to pull

Until one day you just.. stopped pretty much

Him waiting until the last wire was pulled from the cloning tanks to knock you out

not throwing you in a cell before you were probably iced and bandaged

Small things

That some how led into hanging out outside of ‘work’ a few times

And now you were having dinner at his house… with the kids he was taking care of some are around…

“Well, the boys got through a full day of school and—“

The small red kid walks through the door “hey tide, I smelled something good are you cooki— VILLAIN!” He spots you and runs at you at a super human speed winding up for a punch

You work off of mussel memory and ptsd and instinct catching the boys hand, spraining your wrist maybe fracturing it, and flipping him on to the ground and pinning him to the floor

“Tide help! He’s got me! The villain!” The small red kid says muffled by his face smushed into the floor

You slowly realize what you just did and you pulled yourself out of your shock and stand up tide pulling you back by the shoulder

You kid rolls over to jump up and try to get you again but your backing away “sorry, sorry kid that was an accident”

“What the fuck are you doing in our base? Tide what haven’t you sucked all the water out of this guy yet!”

Tide walks up and sets a hand on the red boy’s shoulder “i said I’d have a guest over for stroganoff tonight, and you!” Tide turns to you and just sets his hand on his hips and looks at you with a look you can barely distinguish

“sorry tide

“M’ Sorry tide

“Dakota, go set the dining table”

“But tide—“

“Please” he sets a bundle of spoons and fork’s wrapped in napkins to the red boy- Dakota

“Alright..” he glances at you hesitantly before leaving the room

Tide turns to you one the boy is gone

“I can trust you here”

“Yes”

“I can trust you not to fight the boys”

“I have no qualms with them, we both jumped on instinct”

“No work”

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deadlydragoncatboy · 3 months ago

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Gillion trying to learn how to dance with us?

This was fun bc this is one of the only formal dance I was taught and I…. Was not taught well lol

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“Well,” he starts “I feel I’ve shown and taught you a lot about the undersea and Its culture and my culture but, well I’ve not really learned much about the oversea i suppose, I’d like to change that. I want you to show me things you grew up with that you cared for, and I enjoyed dance so I supposed it was a good place to start…”

You stop in your tracks “oh well I-…” you look into his hopeful eyes “I guess that.. I did do a lot of lessons as a child.. sanding was more of a… mandatory thing you would do and balls and such that comes with growing up a politicians child so it’s most likely not that fun..”

“I don’t care”

“Hmm?”

“It doesn’t matter if it’s fun.. I think it will be fun anyways because I’m doing it with you, I’m learning from you” he looks at you with such determination to make you have fun that your temped you give in

“Well.. give me one more reason and I’ll do it”

“What better place to dance than under the moon?”

You sigh

“Okay so.. the leader puts one hand on the shoulder and one hand on the waist, and the follower puts both Hands on the leader’s shoulder—“

Gillion sets both of hands on your shoulders

“-oh? Uh okay I’ll lead then”

“Well of course?” Gill tilts his head “I don’t even know the steps? How could I lead the dance?”

“Oh well.. yeah I guess your right.. anyway” you move your harness to there positions on his hip and upper-shoulder “so first we move to your back

You take a step forward as he takes a step backwards

“Good and then when you step back your going to twist this way, good and then we move to your forward which is my backwards, you se so it’s mostly just back spin back spin and then once in a wile you can twice if your partner -me the leader- leads you into it, you see?” You follow through the steps with gillion a few times twirling him out and then back in at the end

“I- yes I do” he smiles and you fight back a smile as well

“Good, a mark of the dance it’s quite important to have good posture, keeping your head up and eyes on your partner is recommended and if your dancing in pairs around a group you keep awareness mostly in peripheral vision”

“Right” he trains his eyes into yours and straightens his back

“Good now um.. we just do that until you get dizzy basically or until the song stops but um.. queens asleep and i don’t know any music player spells so uh yeah”

“So until we get dizzy it is!”

“I uh- sure”

You end up dancing until you both of you fall to the ground dizzy and tired, you both decide to sleep there on the deck under the stars and moon

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deadlydragoncatboy · 3 months ago

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Hello, I come here searching for ether a Tide x reader or a Vyncent x reader, platonic for both of them pretty please and thank you !

I believe I have what you seek traveller

It’s short hope that’s okay

And I went with Vyncent

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You sit in the dining chair blindfolded infront of the table

“Okay man I’m gonna admit I am terrified right now..”

“Don’t be.. don’t be it’s just lunch..”

“Yes but Vyncent. Vyncent… Vync look at me… are you looking at me I can’t tell”

“Im.. I’m looking”

“Im going to believe you this time.. Vyncent your usual eating habits are… Not usual okay? So like… I’m nervous I don’t know man”

“Don’t be just calm down a bit your so high strung”

“Your right your right okay” you clap your hands together “if this is beef stroganoff I will hurt you”

“It’s not, open your mouth”

“W- no just hand me a utensil dude hand me a fork hand me a spoon i knife if it requires it bro you’re not gonna feed me”

“Okay” he gently grabs your hand and puts the utensil in your hand god being blindfolded with your powers dampened is boring as fuck “it’s stew so it can spill be careful”

“Why am I blind folded again?”

“I don’t know it just was like ‘ooh secret food’ and so your blindfolded” he chuckles nervously

“Whatever” you carefully bring the spoon to you mouth

…

“What the fuck..”

“What?”

“This is actually amazing what the actual fuck.. Vyncent… I under estimated you… I’m so sorry I’ve never tried your like… home food before oh my god dude…”

“Oh well.. thanks”

“No problem, what’s in this anyway it really good like fully”

“You know your usual stuff, potato’s carrots, rat meat, squirrel meat, a bit of barley”

You pause contemplating “you know what,, I’m not even mad because this is actually good this time, you usually over cook stuff I’m not gonna lie” you un tie the blindfold from your face “I still don’t really get the blind fold- that is a rat tail… Vyncent that is a deboned rat tail in my bowl of soup..”

“That’s the best part—“

“Your done it’s over”

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deadlydragoncatboy · 3 months ago

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I got an idea that would be hilarious! Royal margarine x a reader who is so sweet yet oblivious...like they'd mistake flirting as compliments, gestures of flirting as kindness, 'accidents' such as tripping and pinning y/n against a wall as legit accidents...even checking his wrist to see if they're OK.

Just all the way to the point where royal margarine has to be as blunt as possible...like to the point of him shaking y/n and being like 'I AM TRYING TO FLIRT WITH YOU! NOTICE THE HINT! I LOVE YOU! NOTICE ME!!!'

can be hcs or a story...heads up, might send a future request of shadow milk with the same reader to see how he would do the snap of 'ok subtlety clearly isn't working, I have to be as blunt as possible!'

On My Knees [Royal Margarine Cookie x Oblivious Reader]

[oneshot] [fluff]

Royal Margarine Cookie was at the end of his rope. With his face in a mug of ale, he lamented all his woes to his dragon companion, Buttercream.

"And then, I gave Y/N Cookie my most dashing smile, and they didn't even notice!" He complained. Royal Margarine Cookie pouted and leaned against Buttercream's side as the dragon tilted their head in confusion at him. "Oh, Buttercream, how can such a cute Cookie be so oblivious?" He mumbled. "Do I have to get down on my knees and beg?!" Royal Margarine Cookie shouted to no one in particular. He tossed his wooden mug in frustration out of the stables, and it bounced off the cinnamon cobblestone streets, sliding to a halt at the feet of another Cookie.

Royal Margarine Cookie sighed heavily and let his head hang in defeat. Buttercream turned their attention to an approaching Cookie, they urgently nudged their drunk rider with their snout to get his attention, but Royal Margarine glumly swatted the dragon away. At the sound of footsteps, Royal Margarine Cookie lifted his head sadly and nearly jumped out of his dough at the sight of you staring at him curiously.

"Royal Margarine Cookie? What are you doing?" You asked in confusion.

"Y/N Cookie?!" Royal Margarine shouted in surprise. In his tipsy state, the dragon rider struggled to rise to his feet gracefully.

Concerned that he might stumble and hurt himself, you reached out a hand to steady him. Royal Margarine Cookie tried to regain his composure. He quickly smoothed back his pale blonde hair with his butter knife and flashed you a charming grin. Unable to contain yourself, you laughed, which caused Royal Margarine Cookie's expression to shift to one of confusion.

“W-What's so funny? Ahem, what are you doing out so late? It's not safe to be out alone at night.” Royal Margarine Cookie sputtered.

It was charming in a strange way. Seeing the charismatic dragon rider covered in hay while babbling to his dragon. You gingerly picked a piece of straw from his hair and smiled.

"I always like to take night-time walks." You explained. Royal Margarine Cookie gawked at you, his cheeks flushed. You picked another dry stalk from his collar and flicked it away.

Royal Margarine Cookie quickly grasped your hand.

"You're right! It's such a beautiful night, Y/N Cookie. So why don't you and I take a romantic flight on Buttercream, hm?" He purred. You blinked and furrowed your brows slightly in concern.

"I don't think it would be a good idea for you to fly while drunk, Royal Margarine Cookie." You pointed out. "Why don't I walk you home?" You offered kindly.

Royal Margarine stared at you in disbelief as you gently tugged on his sleeve to get him to follow you.

You jumped as the dragon rider suddenly dropped to his knees and sobbed. Royal Margarine Cookie shuffled on his knees and wrapped his arms around your legs, nearly making you fall.

"Y/N COOKIE!!" He cried pitifully.

"R-Royal Margarine Cookie? What in the world has gotten into you?!" You shouted. Buttercream emerged from the alleyway, and you glanced up at the dragon for some kind of explanation, but they just watched silently.

"Y/N Cookie, please, notice me!" Royal Margarine Cookie blubbered. You tried to console the dragon rider awkwardly while he clung to your legs. You glanced around nervously.

"What? What do you mean?" You questioned in confusion.

"I LOVE YOU, Y/N COOKIE! I LOVE YOU, PLEASE PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!" Royal Margarine Cookie exclaimed desperately. You stared in disbelief as the words registered. There's no way he meant that, he was completely drunk. Since when did Royal Margarine Cookie have a crush on you?

"You've had way too much to drink..." You muttered.

"No!! It's true, Y/N Cookie! I've loved you from the beginning! I've been flirting with you for months, and you haven't noticed! Why haven't you noticed!?" Royal Margarine Cookie shouted. Tears rolled down his cheeks, and drool stained your pants as you desperately tried to control his drunken grip on you. You glanced behind you in embarrassment to see if anyone else was seeing this, but thankfully the street was deserted.

"Don't you remember those flowers I brought you? I went to a very frightening part of the Dragon's Valley to pick those rare flowers just for you! I wouldn't do that for anyone else, Y/N Cookie! I love you!" Royal Margarine confessed.

Suddenly, everything clicked in your brain. All the letters of admiration on freshly picked bouquets of flowers, the flood of compliments, him buying you dinner so many times... you had thought he was just being nice. At the realization, your face turned red.

"IS THAT WHY YOU WERE ALWAYS ACTING SO WEIRD?!" You exclaimed bashfully. Royal Margarine Cookie gasped and looked up at you with teary eyes.

"You did notice!" He cried in relief. Royal Margarine Cookie desperately climbed up your frame until he could stand. He threw himself on you, making you stumble back as his arms wrapped around your neck, and he kissed you passionately. You froze at first, surprised by his sudden gesture, but then you melted into his embrace. Your heart beat wildly in your chest as you returned his kiss with equal passion.

You broke away with a gasp, the taste of ale on your tongue.

"Y/N Cookie... please go out with me." Royal Margarine Cookie pleaded. Your breath caught in your throat, and you felt dizzy. You leaned against Royal Margarine Cookie and buried your face in his shoulder.

This could have happened a lot sooner if Royal Margarine had just been straightforward about his feelings from the beginning.

"Yes... I will." You replied shyly.

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deadlydragoncatboy · 4 months ago

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What about chip and just some fluffy kisses?

Heh… cooked a bit to hard w this one fellas….😼

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You wake up blinking your eyes open slowly

You stretch violently in your large bed silently enjoying the sun on your face shimmering through the window and reviling in the fact that your the only one who doesn’t sleep in a barrel or a bunk bed because you were smart enough to actually ask for sleeping accommodations

You roll to the left onto your stomach just to be met with a semi hard form of a guy

You open you eyes fully to find chip laying face first drooling into one of your pillows with mud all over him and now all over you because your half on top of him now

You lift your arm up of of him and it comes back sticky and muddy

“What the actual fuck?”

You docked at whatever harbour you’d arrived at and then everyone went out to get a drink and you stayed back to look after Ollie you have been trying to drink less anyways

How between last night going to bed and walking up did this poor baster cover himself in mud and get in your nice white -slightly dirty, more yellowish grey- sheets

“Chip” you poke his face “chip” you poke his face again “chippy” poke “chipper” Poke “what does the chip even stand for?” Poke “Christopher?” Poke “Charles?” Poke “chip off the old block?” Poke

You push his hair back and kiss his temple and pull back dusting some dirt off his face and wiping a bit of mud off your face as well and notice a slight smirk to his face barely noticeable but still there

“What a shame.. oooh I got it.. chipmunk.. because he’s small and scrawny, probably has worms, scrappy, an-“

He peeks an eye open “scrappy?! Really…?” His voice is Horse as he wines about the barely insulting insults

“Yeah, weird proportions to small little head and hands and then—“ he lifts his arms and Smears his sleeve over the side of your face covering it with dirt and mud “oh!” You sit up quickly “You absolute basterd!.. Not just a chipmunk but a chipmunk born out of wedlock..”

“Tah!” He laughs turning to face you bet “like your parents of all people were married”

You lay back down face in the sun “mark your words chip my parents were very much unhappily married”

The sun is blocked from your eyes and you open them to see chip hovering over you with a crooked smirk “what in the world are trying to—“ he slams down what feels like his full body weight down onto your own body snuggling his head into your neck “—ow!… oh?.. tch, whatever” you lace you fingers in his hair and scratch at his scalp feeling him soften slightly “so did something happen last night to get you all… strange”

You can almost feel him psychically rolling his eyes “nah, just… cuddly, I don’t know? Why does it matter?”

“Doesn’t,” you carefully unhook his earrings and set them down on the bed side table, interesting made with a lip around the edge so nothing falls off with the ships hitching and pitching “just wondering what got you all muddy and…. Gross i suppose”

“Rude,” he moves so his chin is resting on his hands on your chest in front of your face “nah, just had a few drinks and uhh.. gill wonders off and so we went after him and we end up in a bog on the other side of town and hill saw a salamander and so he shoots off I follow obviously-“

“You are a lonely drunk”

“-and we- rude— and we end up trapped like half way in the—“ you cup his cheek softly as he speaks “—bog but than Jay calld out and says she saw something mo—“

You lean forward and kiss him softly just sitting like that for a second before pulling back slowly and just looking into his frozen-shocked eyes

“Hey chip?”

“Uhh………. Yeah?”

“There should be a bath House in town right?”

“Hehe yeah?” He leans in close

You push him off you and onto the floor

“Go take a shower, you’ve gotten mud all over my pyjamas…”

He lifts a thumbs up from face down on the floor “will do boss..”

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deadlydragoncatboy · 4 months ago

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It’s just a natural disaster that you’ve left behind

For the cut of cake, for the steak and wine

No more emotions to show

Nobody has to know

#zosan #one piece

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deadlydragoncatboy · 4 months ago

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WOOO

Prepared for many reqests/lh/nf ofc <3

Uhh anyways Drunk chip kisses pretty pleasee?

Wrote this in like two Hours it’s so fire tho actually 🔥💥🔥💥💯

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You had no fucking clue how you got here to be fully completely utterly overwhelming honest

You docked in some random harbour town and left Ollie and earl to wait for Gillion who ‘had plans for stuff tonight actually’ and then dived into the water off the side of the boat

You remember walking down to the local pub and getting doing shots of something nicknamed ‘bitb’ with jay and chip before jay left to go dance with a tall pretty elven girl that you don’t think anyone in your party got the name of

You remember slightly more clearly leaving the pub with chip… well uh not exactly leaving more being kicked out for rowdy behaviour but who really cares about details

You walked out of the pub and lean against the alleyway wall as chip picked himself up off of the cobblestone path dusting himself off as you grabbed your Tabasco pipe and reaches out for chips hand grabbing it putting a finger in your pipe and picking his hand panicking him into accidentally activating his fire ratios just enough to lite your pipe

You remember him vaguely slurring out a curse and shaking his hand in pain as you puff your pipe

He walked to the edge of the alleyway that leads to the entrance to the bar

You definitely remember him rushing back pushing you up against the wall and kissing you deeply as some one walks past and into the bar, you moving your pipe holding arm around his neck and the free one grabbing his leather harness clad waist on instinct you definitely remember that because it was happening right now quite confusingly

You both pull away spit stained mouths and heavy breathing

“You know.. I’ve..” he blinks a few times “I think I’ve actually wanted to do that for a while…?”

“Woah” you whisper breathlessly pressing your cheek to his forehead

“Yeah? Whoah..” he sakes his head “this is really weird…”

“Woah” you think that may be the first ever proper kiss you’ve ever had actually

“That was like.. really good”

“Woah”

“I only ever had… one kiss like that I think and but it was with hill so it doesn’t really count maybe”

“Woah”

“And the smoke of your pipe actually added something new to it it was like—“

You Tilt his head towards you wet your lips and kiss him back

Chip leans forward pressing his chest into yours lip trembling slightly before you pull back blinking

Chips head falls against your shoulder

“That’s.. that was good?” You tilt your head in confusion

“Woah”

“That was.. crazy…. Why did you do that anyway? Heh.. finally grow some balls

“Navy..”

“What?!” You look around panicked unconsciously tightening your hold on chip

“W- I-I-I means that guy! Who walked by he was in full navy uniform, I was just uhhh yeah I was just covering our asses” he looks up with a hint in his eye and you look down at him with a similar one

“Yeah.. of course i understand, it was a stari focal move” you nod

He nods back “yeah… yeah.. just… strategy… plus.. alcohol so… yeah…”

“Well actually I think that navy shock sobered me up quite a bit.. adrenaline and all”

“Yeah yeah me too adrenaline” he nods along

“Well i suppose that means we’re both sober enough for me to do this and it not being totally weird” you pull him into another another kiss trying to put as much care and feeling into it as you can

And you both melt into it for a few seconds before chip pulls away quickly “Wait shit jays still in there with navy”

“Oh yeah… she is we should go”

“Yeah we should” you both lock eyes and smirk

You both run back through the town down the docs and to the albatross leaving Jay to her own adventure

#jrweader #jrwi reader #jrwi x reader #chip nolastname #fiery claws