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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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Fox pouncing on a fallen star 🌟

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*posts this with no explanation and skitters away*

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btw I hate character ai for all the AI reasons but I do also think you should hate character.ai for hijacking the social rewards system of a million teenager's brains. that shit is poison and im not exaggerating

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Beautiful world where the HTTYD books got a book-canon TV Show...

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Toothless pressed his forehead onto Hiccup's forehead and gazed deeply and solemnly into Hiccup's eyes. They stayed there, snout to nose, without moving, for about sixty seconds. Hiccup had to blink a lot because the gaze of a dragon is hypnotic and gives the unnerving feeling that it is sucking your soul away.

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ehehhehehehhehehehehhehehhehehhehehheehhehhehheheheeeheheehehehehhehehehe

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Seems a bit familiar?

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⠀⠀⠀⠀── .⭐ Are you ready for the monster?~

(⭐) I feed u all, Dimentio fans

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I found myself clowning around this lovely December 2024

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i recently reread some of my fics from 2014 and found a line that felt like getting shot, so i drew it

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This is so fucking funny

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Today marks the seventh anniversary of the original release of the Official Announcement Teaser for The Elder Scrolls VI.

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Before and afterrrr

MARX PLUSHIE!!!!!!

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im a cod how can you kill a cod.... what a grand and intoxicating innocence

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the same men