deadlygoldfish22
Maybe Raising The Dead Would Be Easier
+20, mi’kmaq, 2spirit, autistic, undeadI promise i’m nice i’m just really shy lmaoI mostly just draw really specific things and post clips from gaming (proships gtfo)
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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house
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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping
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I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.
NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!
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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil
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what's your favorite animal?
Hehe!! 😁
My top three are foxes, ravens, and orcas!!
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the singleplayer mode intro cutscene awkward silence is my favourite splatoon character
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Man, people don’t ask each other what their favorite animal is anymore
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When your friend tells you something good, but utterly incomprehensible
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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