derangedyharnamite

[derangedyharnamite]

FOREVER REBLOG

[derangedyharnamite]

God damn goose...

[derangedyharnamite]

Wanna chat ?

whuzzit?

[derangedyharnamite]

None Pizza Left Beef Don't Dead Open Inside

[derangedyharnamite]

Shadow the Hedgehog: "What?"

Incredible things happening on my timeline

[derangedyharnamite]

Bitch yharnamite, so like, 99% of the remaining population

replace one word of your url with bitch

[derangedyharnamite]

This goose is EXCELLENT and I will have NO arguments. He is Evolution gone just far enough... For now... Like it or hate it, this is what Peak Male Goose Performance looks like.

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[derangedyharnamite]

I second that. ALL HAIL THE DEMON LIGHT

[derangedyharnamite]

ALL HAIL THE FLESH CLOUD, SAVIOR OF ARTISTS

It is not the prettiest but here is a little chart I made of skin tones.

The idea is to eye-drop anywhere on the chart to get a unique skin tone instead of getting stuck in the loop of “white, tan, dark”.

[derangedyharnamite]

Heroes don't always help directly (Pt. 2 of 2)

All across The City, music accompanies its inhabitants in perfect match for the situation. A war veteran hiding from his trauma hears the song that always comforted him on the battlefield as his beloved wife opens the door and embraces him. And at the center of town, dead silence accompanies the hero on the pedestal, A few delightful chimes as a kid happily puts a hand-written letter in the donation slot. The hero on the pedestal is Background Man. Every time romantic music plays as a mutual crush dramatically approach each other, every time a hero's theme triumphantly plays as they turn the tide to the side of justice, it is all because of Background Man. Though some would say his work is unnecessary, the vast majority of the city is very thankful for his work. His power is a field of influence several miles wide that plays thematically appropriate music for every situation. Even organized crime syndicates appreciate the shady music that accompanies them, though they'd never admit it. The City thrives under his power's effects; the businesses get much improved productivity from all their workers here, the construction companies can ALWAYS rebuild any ruined buildings from the battles of superheroes on time thanks to his power, crops grow faster and more reliable under the care of farmers who his music aids and delights. All life is more vibrant, more fitting, thanks to the background music created by Background Man. And yet, his power does not affect himself. He has no theme, for when using his power, he sits in perfect silence under a shade on the pedestal. Only the utter silence of concentration, and the billowing cape of his heroic work accompany him as he sits, eyes closed, arms crossed, using his power 24/7. Half asleep, he never rests, for The City never sleeps. When he eats or uses the restroom, he does it briskly, picking times when no hero is at work and no inventor is discovering something important. Everyone in The City is thankful for his work, The Mob protects him from anyone in the shadows who isn't, and were he attacked, dozens of Heroes would fly to his aid. He is the most beloved hero in The City, even though some might not even realize he's there.

[derangedyharnamite]

Heroes don't always help directly(Pt.1 of 2)

"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE OUT OF TIME, DEVIOUS DANIEL!" A heroic sting plays as The Watchman arrives on the scene of a bank robbery at the edge of downtown. His cape, made of wristwatch bands, billows dramatically as he poses on the stairs. The Cameraman switches over to Devious Daniel, and a dramatic, evil tune plays as he says, "CURSE YOU WATCHMAN! Of ALL the times to show up, you tick tock your way here today?!" The cameraman pans back to The Watchman, and he says, "ON MY WATCH, JUSTICE ALWAYS COMES ON TIME!" And the music swells with The Watchman's theme, as the battle begins. Every moment is accentuated perfectly by the beat, every blow The Watchman lands is a triumphant note, the music pale and pathetic every time Devious Daniel does anything, making his every action seem worthless and futile in the watch face of justice. Meanwhile, in the center of town, ten blocks away, there is a park, in which stands a heroic pedestal on a raised dias, and, shaded by an awning, only one man sits at the peak, his cape billowing in the wind, his arms crossed, his eyes closed in concentration. Before him is a donation box, and the people happily look up to the hero, hand-written letters of adoration slipped into the box. The Falconer swoops by, carried by his birds of prey, and he brings the hero a fresh meatball sandwich for lunch. "Great work out there today! Thanks for the help!" And he flies away. The hero on the pedestal slowly opens his eyes right as the music stops when The Watchman finally has Devious Daniel tied up in wristwatches for the cops. His cape stops billowing as he eats his sandwich quickly and quietly, his only music the gentle spring wind and distant sound of cars. He finishes with some water, and then, gets back to work, his arms crossed, eyes closed, and cape billowing once more. Across town, there a salaryman goes to work, the patient, dutiful music fitting perfectly and giving him the motivation to do his work for the afternoon. A plumber delights in the steam-hiss-filled, hard-working track that plays in his head as he fixes Ms. Granger's sink. Ms. Granger pays and thanks him, and goes back to her garden, the sweet, gentle tune accompanying her as she pets her cats and carefully prunes her plants.

[derangedyharnamite]

Bootiful

[derangedyharnamite]

[derangedyharnamite]

Petition to resurrect dinosaurs for this purpose if they ever make trans people illegal in the United States

[derangedyharnamite]

Hellsite hall of fame, World Heritage Posts, get on this one! This is a pure expression of joy and it DESERVES more fame.

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

[derangedyharnamite]

Ah yes, the most Japanese of foods, Pizza and Steak Fries.

[derangedyharnamite]

Anyone but Nazis.

Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE