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Replaying Mass Effect as an adult is so funny while remembering it through my little teenage eyes like my little baby was NOT a monster fucker but im different. I am wisend by my years.
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“i asked chatgpt—”
well i asked the kind old friar and he told me to fake my death. immediately
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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35
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sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really.
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psa that there’s no reason to be shy or nervous abt commenting bc if an author genuinely did not want comments they would simply disable commenting on their end. if you have the capability to comment that means they’re welcome and that you should <3
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my shayla
requested by one of my Patreons
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The intro to Garrus in Mass Effect 2 is so slutty
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when Dany and Tyrion interact directly for the first time, I do think it will be from Dany's POV. After all, they have previously interacted, albeit from a distance, and during that it was Tyrion who was acted upon and perceived Dany, with Dany herself being oblivious. Tyrion has had time to observe and judge Dany, to reach ponder and conclusions about who she might be. Dany hasn't yet had the opportunity to think that way about Tyrion or any other member of the Westerosi cast. "Who is she?" gets asked in ADWD by every POV from the Seven Kingdoms who knows about Dany's existence – "who are these people?" is the question I think Dany will be asking in TWOW.
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The problem with playing Mass Effect too many times is I keep going to look for Garrus in the gun battery that doesn't exist yet because I'm on the SR-1.
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I like them cutting away from the Shepard Garrus kiss because some poor animator was not getting paid enough to figure out how those mouth parts fit together.
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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Garrus just casually leaning on the bar in Shepard's apartment like that just... UMFPH. Shepard's gonna be really wanting some of that later tonight.
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When you feel really tired from being in bed so much but you're too tired to get out of bed.
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Favorite bird genre has got to be 'that's literally just a dinosaur'

Groove-Billed Ani

Hoatzin

Pheasant Coucal
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