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[deadlysnzs]

i rly get where transformation enjoyers are coming from when i think about allergies…what do you mean your body is trying out sneezing like crazy now

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Lowkey it made me so itchy that I sneezed 3 times so I'm tempted to actually make a wav with it

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could mommy talk more about what she would do to a subby boy with a tickly nose?

Awww you want Mommy to torture your cute little tickly nose??… As you wish, just remember you can’t sneeze until Mommy says you can 😌…

Maybe I’ll sit you down on the bed in front of me & I’ll sit behind you and let you lean back against me. Your back resting on Mommy’s big soft breasts, your head resting on my shoulder. Maybe Mommy will start to tease your cute little nose with a feather, your nose already tickly from let’s say seasonal allergies. The more I tickle your nose the more you start to hitch. The more you hitch the harder your cock starts to get. Your cock slowly growing, getting harder and harder from all of Mommy’s teasing until it’s eventually throbbing uncontrollably. I reach around with my other hand and start to edge you nice and slow, watching you squirm in my lap while you moan and whimper into my ear begging me to stop. The feather brushing up against your nostrils tickles so much, you need to sneeze so badly. But you’re trying your best to hold back because you know you can’t sneeze until Mommy says you can…

Aww what’s wrong pup?? You can’t handle being teased from both ends? Is the tickle too much for you? Does Mommy’s baby need to sneeze?… I advance the feather even further back into your nose. The tickle is unbearable. Your hitches more desperate now than before.

Your whimpers barely escaping between each hitch. The teasing from both the feather and from Mommy’s touch is just too much. You can’t hold back anymore. You feel like you’re about to explode. You jerk your head back onto Mommy’s shoulder just as you’re about to finally let out a big sneeze.. I quickly remove the feather from your nose, pinching your nose nice and tight, forcing you to stifle the big sneeze you so desperately needed to let out 😌 Mommy stopped the sneeze but she wasn’t able to stop you from cumming as I look down to see your hard cock pulsing in Mommy’s hand, completely covered in your cum.

“Sorry Mommy…” you whisper into my ear as your body trembles in my lap “… I couldn’t hold it in any longer” you say apologetically.

It’s ok sweetheart, Mommy said you couldn’t sneeze, I never said you couldn’t cum 😌😘

[deadlysnzs]

Your wavs are SO good…I normally don’t love talkies but you have such a nice voice and are so good at them!! If you’re comfortable, could you maybe do something where you tease the listener for inducing/asking you to sneeze/give them your cold? Could maybe be fun with holdbacks but also it’s totally up to you and what you’re comfy with.

Hihi, Anon! Thank you so much for saying such kind things to me about my voice. 😊

I tried to fulfill this the best I can, and I really hope it's what you wanted. 😉

POV: I have a cold, but my snzs are a bit stuck, so I ask you to help me with them... and I tease you when I realize just how much you're enjoying it.

Contains: Snzs, sniffling, a couple holdbacks, announcements, teasing the listener for how much they like it (including mentioning moans/a physical "reaction")

As always, please remember I'm not female; my pronouns are zie/hir/hirs~ 💕

[deadlysnzs]

For anyone who wants a translation of the last post✨

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An adorable little sub who tends to stifle their snzs, but their Dom is helping train them to let them out freely.

The Dom ties their sub to a chair and induces them, keeping a handkerchief nearby. The Dom orders their sub to let the snzs out, and says they will only untie the sub when the sub has managed to soak through the handkerchief to the Dom's palm.

Every time the sub starts hitching their breath, the Dom brings the handkerchief to the sub's nose and mouth, and the sub snzs wetly into it.

This happens again and again, until the handkerchief is drenched and plastered to the Dom's hand, and they finally pull out a fresh handkerchief and gently tend to their sub's nose, then untie them and tell them what a good little one they are.

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not to be kinky on my kink blog but like…

been fantasizing about another snzfucker inducing me but, like, to their preferences .. making me sneeze over and over until i got it right. how long of buildups they wanted, if i should holdback or stifle, girly or masc sounding, whatever theyre into….. telling me the right way to sneeze for them …wah!!

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Someone please make this a fic

"Will be home in three days. Don't sneeze."

[deadlysnzs]

Sooo, your askbox is open for mess asks, eh? >:) *rubs my little messfucker hands together evilly* Here's some ideas for you! (don't have to do all of them, or all at once if you don't want to.)

A giving B head while B has a terrible cold, BUT B is sitting up in a chair while A is on their knees pleasuring them, meaning every sneeze sprays aaalll over A (who's thoroughly enjoying it).

Mess as lube. that's it that's the thought.

A testing different allergens or flowers against B's nose to see how messy they can get their sneezes to be (or maybe trying to find which one gives them the messiest sneezes).

A has slime-related powers, and knows that their sneezes get suuuper messy when they're sick. their recent partner, B, who has the kink, doesn't know this. So A decides to show them firsthand when they catch what is becoming a very sneezy cold.

O_O damn anon you've got the good ideas. I'll probably write for two of them in this ask and maybe make a separate post for the other. I will warn ya. I'm not the best at writing sexual stuff (nothing wrong with it, i just forget positioning)

anyways

1: (mess as lube, I will use afab body terms for this one if you want amab ones I'll make that a separate post, just ask ^-^) "Oh fuck, that's my good (insert thing here)!~" B moans as A pressed their tongue against their cunt. B's head lulled back into the chair, the sounds of moans and thick water-logged sniffling and snorting filled the room. B squirmed needily, their cunt clenching wetly around nothing feeling empty. B grabs A's hand and presses it into them, their thumb rubbing circles on their swollen clit and their fingers pushed inside.

Then a sudden gasp comes and a- "IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww!" comes spraying out of B who lets out a congested moan. Snot dripping in ropes down from their nose, each sneeze making their cunt clench and pulse as A's fingers thrust in and out of them. However B's not done, their chest starts heaving again between moans, their nostrils flaring and twitching. So red and leaky as they build up its practically taking control over their being.

"Ehh! Heegh! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww!!" Another set of sneezes forced their snot and spray lower and lower, misting their lover in the process. B snorts thickly again just barely pulling some of the mess inside right before their nose sneezes it out, with it now landing on their own pussy. A sees this and decides to use it, rubbing the snot along B's clit. This feeling makes A's hips buck forward drawing a desperate whine from them.

"that's it, baby, see doesn't that feel good? you want it inside you?" A asked in an almost teasing tone, B nodded.

"gonna have to sneeze then, love~" A smirks, B nods and snuffles, the feeling of the heavy snot dragging along their red inflamed nostrils kickstarts another tickle.

"Hehh! Heeeeghh! Heh!" And A is all but cheering them on.

"that's it, baby, come on let it out, god you've got so much snot in you don't you? That's right aim it right here, I bet your cunt would love it, just talking about it I can feel you getting wetter~"

"oh fuuhh fugkk hehh Heh! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww! IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww! Heh IIEeHSSCHhhhuhhww!" And sneeze B did snot splattered and sprayed at A's face and B's cunt. Globs of it poured down and A wasted no time fucking it into B who was panting hard and grabbing onto A's hair.

2: (messy allergy test)

"alright B, you ready?" "uh-huh" A smirked and pulled out a small set of flowers from behind their back as they straddled B's lap. Almost immediately B gasps and sneezes in A's face and spray the arrangement in hand.

"hH’atzzZSChhihhww!! hH’atzzZSChhihhww!" "Goodness bless you, that was quick!" A commented but B wasn't done, their head tilted back as they hitched towards another fit. Each sneeze found itcher, and the flowers were getting coated in spray until

"hH’atzzZSChhihhww! hH’atzzZSChhihhww! Hahh! hH’atzzZSChhihhww" The third sent snot coating flying towards the flowers closest to B's nose. Threads of snot connecting from the flowers to that trembling tickly nose

"my my my, flowers really do set you off, don't they?~ Let's see what this does though?" Taking the flowers away, a rag is replaced, not just any rag, and dust rag. A presses the rag to B's nose and instinctively B sniffles pulling the dust inside. It wasn't long until B started to hitch.

"Heeehhh Heh! Heeeeehh hehhh!" Their eyes squinted, their nose squirming and running down their face but no sneezes.

"oh fuck heehhh its dnot ednough hehh! ugh" "aw the dust isn't tickly enough for you?" A taunted while rubbing the rag against B's nostrils making the tickle come back but it still wasn't enough. Gasping and hitching, eyes watering, nose running profusely but B was no closer to sneezing. They looked so helpless, so needy! Hell, they even started to beg a little. "A plehh please hehhh heeehh help bme!"

Well B did say please!

Reaching for the flowers again, and swapping their place from the rag. A started to encourage them

"come on baby, big breathe, try and sniffle some of it in. Fill that poor angry nose up with that itchy pollen, come on!" B quickly shallow sniffles forced tuffs of pollen up B's nose that seemed to desperately want it out. A harsh gasp sounded and B urgently grabbed A by the shoulders as they ducked down into a messy fit.

Each sneeze splattered snot at their face and the flowers, spray came out like a hose as their nose ached for relief. Yup flowers definitely were the winner

[deadlysnzs]

Saw a post about enjoying ruthlessly inducing someone and got inspired. Here, you have a flower which I'm allergic to and keep making me sneeze with it. Oh, and you don't let me have a tissue until the very end.

Other features: me asking you not to tickle my nose, talking about the mess and describing where it is, some vocal buildups and moans, you rubbing my nose for me, apologising for sneezing on you, some high-pitched desperate sneezes, helping me with stuck sneezes, some noseblowing at the end, and more! If you enjoyed this and wanted to show any other form of appreciation, I have a ko-fi: www.ko-fi.com/autumnsneezes

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Two transmasc switches sharing a double ended dildo whilst fighting for dominance. They start out facing each other, slotted together with the dildo firmly planted inside them as they steadily rock against each other. But one starts to get more frustrated with the slow pace, wanting to get faster, the other is determined to take things slowly, dragging out both their pleasure. The pent up one starts to quicken the roll of his hips, contrasting the pace of the other. The rhyme becomes messy and disjointed, frustrating the other man. Who attempts to grab his partners thighs to slow him down.

They break into a fight for dominance, trying to bend the other to their will. It’s difficult with the dildo still sliding within them and is more a tangle of limbs. Hands grabbing onto each other. Powerful thighs pushing back. A sloppy fight filled with need and tension.

Eventually it snaps. The slower man pulling himself off the dildo in favour of pinning his partner down on the bed. He pushes one hand down against his partners chest to keep him in place, whilst the other lifts up his hips so he can position the dildo just right to sink back down on it. Then he starts to ride it slowly, teasing his partner into submission. He continues for almost an hour, occasionally taking time to play with his partners swollen cock, edging him until even he can take it anymore and allows them both to finish quivering against each other with their release.

And whilst the slower man is distracted his partner seizes the opportunity to reverse their position, rolling them so that he’s now on top with the dildo still firmly between them. He proceeds to move fast and sloppy, overwhelming them both after such an intense orgasm but determined to demonstrate the pleasure of taking it rough and swift. He continues through another two orgasms until their both thoroughly tired, ready to rest with a deep satisfaction.

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There goes a post about breast play and worship, with no feminization and some praise. As always, everything I write is dedicated to trans men, but eneryone is free to enjoy!

Hmm, are you tense my love? Here, let me give you a massage. Get comfortable, relax your arms and place your hands on your thighs with your palms facing up. Don't move them from there, okay? Very good. I'm going to use a bit of oil, it'll leave your skin glowing. It smells almost as good as you.

Your shoulders are very tense, you must have had a long day. Let me sink my fingers a bit deeper into the muscles, loosening the knots little by little. Let yourself feel good in my hands.

I run my hands over your neck, your arms, your collarbones and finally your chest.

Wow, I can tell you've been working out, your muscles are getting bigger. Your skin, so soft… I could touch you like this all day, I love how your pecs fits into the palms of my hands… Oh, your breaths are getting quicker. Do you like it? Does it turn you on? Don't lie to me, I can hear the sound you make when I rub your nipples. They've gotten hard, they're asking me to play with them.

No no, hands off. Good boy, let me pull them out and pinch them between my fingers. I give you a little chest massage and you're already moaning? You're more of a slut than I thought. No, you can't touch yourself. I want to see how far I can take you with just your chest.

I'm going to tease these pecs all night until your brain turns to mush. Do you think I can make you cum? Let's find out, shall we?

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✨️NSFW snz scenario ✨️

Imagine hooking up with an attractive stranger - you're back at their place after a couple of hours of increasingly loaded conversation and there's no more beating around the bush. You're all over each other, and now they have you on your back on the couch whilst they hover over you. Their hand is down your pants and you can't believe how quickly your orgasm is approaching; they're good with their fingers. You expected to have to guide them at least a little, but no - they seem to be one step ahead of you when it comes to your pleasure.

Suddenly, they're lifting their head from where it's been nestled into your neck as they suck and nip at the skin there. You glance at them, taking in their expression of - dismay? Confusion? And then realisation hits you. Your whole body goes hot, and your genitals throb. Surely they aren't about to-

It happens so quickly - their hazy expression draws tight, face twisted in a near-snarl as they pitch downwards with an exceptionally violent and unrestrained sneeze. The spray catches the side of your face and the arm you had wrapped around them. They leant a little to the side, but not nearly enough to avoid dousing you. You gasp in shock, both at the sensation of the spray settling on your heated skin and the way the sneeze had been absolutely perfect. Just the right mix of vocal desperation and spraying wetness. Their unguarded expression before and during their sneeze was painfully erotic in its naked vulnerability. To top it all off, their hand is still stroking you with expert precision, having barely faltered as they convulsed. You feel your orgasm lurch even closer. And then they sneeze all over again.

It's another incredibly intense, open affair; the spray drenches your arm as they sneeze with what seems, and certainly sounds, like all of their might. The sheer force of the eruption shudders through not only them but you and the entire couch. They seem to have purged the tickle - you watch through unblinking eyes as their expression loosens and becomes one of self-indulgent satisfaction - basking in the aftermath of a truly relieving pair of sneezes. They lick their shiny lips clean and sniffle, then peer down at you in unabashed pleasure and mutter a shameless 'Bless me. Those felt fucking incredible.'

You cum instantly, writhing underneath them and groaning, their fingers moving gently with it and prolonging the release for you. When you finally sag back into the cushions, twitching and gasping, you see them staring at you inquisitively. They reach up with their free hand and sniffle, rubbing their itchy nose from side to side whilst they continue to watch you. Their nostrils flare and glisten with wetness; the motions of their efforts result in an audibly damp squishing sound. When you are unable to stifle another moan in response, your body shuddering with a couple of residual orgasmic spasms against their hand, their face splits into a grin.

You know they've got you all figured you out, and you want to be mortified at the degree of your transparency, but your body and mind are far too blissed out - and, like a benevolent sex god, their fingers are continuing to delicately stimulate you, promising many more orgasms to come. When they lean forward and rub their nose against your own, you exhale shakily. Then they tilt their mouth towards your ear, and say:

'I have the most aggravating tickle in my nose. I just want to sneeze. Will you help me?'

The irrepressible orgasm that rips through your body in response is the only answer they need; they laugh gently, working you through it. You're in for a long night.

[deadlysnzs]

I started noodling at this drabble way back in July as an experiment with second person perspective. I couldn't really figure out where to go with it, though, so I decided that maybe it's fine as is. Slightly nsfw. Please do not reblog to non-kink blogs, minors DNI.

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"I don't... have to sneeze."

His hands slide a little further along your outer thighs, his fingertips twitching as they just barely skirt the swell of your ass. Your knees press into the crease of the couch, bookending his hip bones. You hover over his lap, and you can tell by that grip slowly traveling up your legs and the bulge that's starting to tent his jeans that he wants nothing more than to pull you right against him. At the moment, however, something else requires his full concentration.

"I don't h-have to snhh— t-to sneeze."

"Hmm, no?"

You give the feather in your hand another lazy twirl in his left nostril and are rewarded by a twitching flare. Your other hand snakes through his hair, your nails grazing his scalp as you flex your fingers.

"Could've fooled me," you coo.

He sniffles and pants, opening his eyes to look at you as a tear crests one corner to leave a glistening trail down his cheek.

"M-my nose r-really wahhnts to... b-but... but I don't... hh... don't h-have to..."

Cheeky. He knows how much you love it when he says shit like that. His nose wants it. A purr sounds in your throat, but you only give him a slow nod.

"Ohh, I see. Well, if your poor nose wants it that badly..."

You push the feather in a little deeper.

"Wai- nono- hih-hehh!"

His eyes snap closed, brows pinching together. His chest shudders with a staccato of rapid hitches, culminating in a strangled whine as he teeters on the edge. He barely manages it, but he is successful in holding back, and that pent-up breath is released in a relieved, albeit shaky, sigh. Your smirk is catlike.

"Mm, well done."

He shivers at your praise, hips bucking just enough to brush his erection against you.

"I s-said I dihihhdn't have t-to sn-... to snehheeze- hih! Nngh, oh God..."

"Riiight."

You retract the dampened feather ever so slowly, relishing each little scrunch and wriggle and flare as his nose struggles against the teasing. He gives a hard, wet sniffle. It's not the only thing hard and wet.

You take a moment to lower yourself and grind against him briefly, enough to make him moan with desire and a hint of impatience. You lean in close, and he lifts his chin, but instead of connecting your lips with his, you brush them against the tip of his nose.

"Mmnh,” he whines, “that tih-tickles..."

"Aw, your nose is so sensitive right now, isn't it?”

“It's a-always sehhehnsitive.”

He sniffs again with urgency. A lovely pink flush has already spread around his nostrils and is creeping up his nose. More color rises in his cheeks.

“That's true. Hmhmm, my sweet, sensitive darling…”

You grab a clean, dry feather from the side table and lift it to his right nostril, brushing the fluffy fibers gently along the outside rim. The sound he makes is so delicious it sends a jolt straight to your groin.

“Oh p-please— mmnh!”

You lick your lips, anticipation stoking the fire in your belly.

“What's that? Something you need?”

He shakes his head slightly, which achieves little aside from brushing his irritated nose across the feather.

“N-no, I do- I d-don't ha- hah-hihahH! hhhave t-t-to- sn- sne-heh sneeze!”

“No? Are you sure?” You draw the words out in a sultry taunt as you slip the tip of the feather inside his nostril to prod the inflamed, ticklish flesh.

He opens his mouth, but all that comes out is a desperate whine punctuated by fluttering hitches. Ah, what a wonderfully oversensitive nose this man has. He's reaching his limit.

“Come on, love.” You soften your voice with a thread of tender compassion. “You can say it.”

He manages to crack one eye, both now streaming tears. 

“I- hehh! I-I hih-HhaHh! I-I’m guh- g-gonna-huhhAH—!”

A triumphant grin spreads across your face as you lean in again, your fingers in his hair tightening their grip.

“Hmm? You're gonna…?”

“Sneh-hehheeze!”

The feather pushes deeper, and it's over. His chest expands as his lungs draw deep.

“Heh! HEH! HEHHT’CHIEW!”

His head snaps forward, guided by your hand behind his head so that he sneezes right into your chest. The force of it against your skin is so harsh it makes your legs astride him clamp down on his hips as your toes curl.

He lifts his head and fixes you with a glassy gaze, eyes red and lashes dotted with tiny, crystal drops. The moment doesn't last long, and in the next his eyes are screwing closed again, his lungs already pulling in another shuddery breath.

“Heh’ISSHhiew! HEHHSHhieww! I-I- I can't- hh’TCHIEW! ’TCHIEW! ’TCHIEW!”

You hold him close as his sneezing turns fittish. Sharp outbursts mist your chest.

“Ohh, that's it. Let it all out, sweetie.”

He presses himself into your shoulder, your neck. His nose twitches against your skin as he is wracked by sneeze after sneeze after sneeze with hardly room for breath.

“Heh! Hetchiew! Hetchiew! HEHHTSHIEEWW! hihh’HHSSHHIEWW!”

His hands slip all the way back and squeeze, his grip firm like your ass is the only thing tethering him to reality.

“C-can’t stop— heishhiew! Heh'ISSHIEW! Sn- snehh’sshiew! sneezing- IH’TCHIEW!”

“I know you can't, sweetheart.” The feather, no longer needed, is cast aside. Your free hand then goes to his back, stroking up and down along his spine as the force of his hitches flutters against your palm. “Don't worry. I've got you. Just let it all out.”

“M-my n-nose is s-so tih- so tih-hihh! T-t-hih-hehh-HEH! HETSSHIEW! HEH’SSSHIEW! HEHH-TCHIEWW! HEH-ISSHIEW-ISSHIEW-ISSHIEW-ISSHIEW! -Snnf- Nngh… huhh… ticklish… itchiew!”

He leans against you, boneless, his back heaving under your hand as he pants and gasps, your touch gentle as you continue running your fingers up and down. He sniffs wetly, his nose scrunching and flaring against your shoulder.

“I… I-I couldn't… huh-hold it anymore. Mnf… issh-isshiew!” A groan buzzes against your skin as he presses his face into the crook of your neck. His somewhat muffled voice gains a pouty edge. “S-still tickly… -snnf-”

You turn and press a kiss to the side of his head. “You did the best you could, love. I know how hard it is for you to hold them back.” You glide the fingers in his hair down to lightly stroke the back of his neck, then purr in his ear:

“Good boy.”

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You're sitting with them in a comfortable silence. You almost didn't notice the way they sniffled periodically. Perhaps it was the lighting, or they were coming down with something. Maybe they were allergic to the air freshener. You pushed the thoughts out of your head, until they began to hitch.

It was soft at first, hardly audible, but it soon changed to a vocal buildup. Their eyes went slack, their nostrils flaring and their lips drawing back. Shuddering breaths made their chest visibly heave.

It didn't take more than a few seconds after that for it to come over them. Two half-muffled, voiced sneezes left their mouth and nose. A string of snot left their nose, sticking to their lips and chin. Their nose had turned a ruddy shade of pink already, as it only ever did when something was beginning to really bug them.

They sniffled loudly with a "--guhh...", scrubbing their nose with an index finger.

"Sorry, I think I may have a bit of the sniffles." They apologized, shooting you a glance. The mucus still clung to their finger and chin. Upon seeing your expression, their face split into a grin. They knew how you were, and could see it in your expression.

"Did that do something for you, then?"

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Thinking about an AU where there's a service you can hire to catch a cold, when you want to either get out of an obligation or be taken care of.

They're like... connected services, under one parent company, like... "Contagion & Caretaking."

The cold-seeker can go on a website and scroll through profiles of people who have contagious colds at that moment, and then pick a time slot for that person to give them a cold.

The cold-seeker can meet up in public somewhere (like a park or a movie theater), go to a special cold-catching room, or have the cold-stricken person come to their private residence.

Imagine being able to select someone from a website by looking at photos of their pink, runny nose and listening to clips of them sneezing from their cold, and then hiring them to go see a movie with you... knowing they will be intentionally trying to get you sick the whole time. Sneezing into your popcorn. Trying to get your attention and then sneezing into your face and then apologizing in case anyone else noticed. Sneezing into their hands and then holding your hand or even kissing you.

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fellas, we talk all the time about touch, but have we considered the power of sound? Wouldn’t it be cute if you could get someone to sneeze just by feigning or mimicking buildup in front of them?

A: *clearly suppressing a tickle*

B: *notices* “Aw, you need some help?” *snuggles up close* “ahh.. AHH..”

A: “P- please don’t d-do thahh- haahh- hah…”

B: “C’mon now, don’t be shy~ ..ahh, AHH, AAHHH….”

A: “hh- hahh- I-I’m gonna- HAHH-! HAAAHH-!! HAAAASSHHEEEWW!!!”

B: “… all better?”

A: “Y-yeah… thangk you…snf!”