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Everyone’s making those escape pod social media link posts in case their tumblrs get deleted, but I’ve lost 160k worth of followers more than once to Tumblr fuckery…

Bring it on fuckers.

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No one really believes the Earth is flat. They just say that because they know it will draw attention to themselves.

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Was getting some of my images ready to be made into prints today so I thought I’d make a guide for anyone else interested in making prints of their work :D

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Anti-Vaxxers are basically saying dead children are a preferable alternative to autistic children

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That adhd(?) feel when instead of reading long text like a normal human your eyes decide to skip across sentences and read whatever it wants like the uncontrollable heathens they are and you take 3000000000x longer to read something because every few words you gotta force yourself to go back to actually read the sentence in chronological order. In fact, I’m convinced the reading lever in my brain is set to “best stuff first” and if anyone knows how to turn it off that’d be great

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We can’t all be the life of the party! #SpiritHalloween

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When you’re sad and bae says you can eat his booty 

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Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on. 

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Brenda had TIME today

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OMG guys this is the town I live in wtffff 😂

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things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!