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hii vic what happened in schlatts last stream about saying stuff? I didnt catch manage to catch it im so sorry 🥹

Hi!!

So from my understanding, someone kept asking Schlatt out thru tts, and he keeps saying no over and over but they wouldn’t give up on it 🫠 and people wonder why tts has been turned off for MONTHS now

A lot of comments get deleted by mods (thankfully) but it’s a lot of stuff sexualizing him and that kind of stuff.

Same with some of the postcards he gets in sdmp; they’re getting more and more sexual with him.

I understand how hypocritical this can come off, but I hide my blog away from google search, you can only access my blog if you have a tumblr acct, and I religiously weed through my followers and block the ones i need to. I have every content creator I can possibly think of blocked on this acct because I recognize how disturbing and uncomfortable it would be for them to see the things I write.

The thought of putting that kind of stuff in their chat where they could see it, ESPECIALLY thru tts where he’s pretty much guaranteed to hear it????? That’s INSANE.

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not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

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guys……… i’m thirsty for schlatt (as we all are) but i would never say that shit to his face or in his chat…………… and you all agree with me, RIGHT????

the new-age schlatt fans that want him and do this are making the fandom bad again imo. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

makes me wanna leave it again 🫠

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sitting on jschlatt's lap ~ h.c

warnings: rpf, some swearing, fluffy fluffy goodness, a little mention of smut but not much

he pulled you onto his lap the first time

you and a group of your friends were hanging out at someone's house, and you had gotten up just long enough to go to the bathroom

when you came back, someone had taken your seat

and there was no other available places to sit besides the floor

"move your feet, lose your seat"

schlatt had patted his lap and said, "i got a seat for ya here, toots"

you didn't think he was serious because, at this point, you weren't dating yet

but, as you tried to walk past him, he took hold of your waist and pulled you down onto his lap

you face was on fire the entire time

but he was so casual about it

it only took a week after that for the two of you to start dating, and every chance he could get, you were on his lap

he was streaming and wanted you to join? you were sat on his lap

watching a movie together? on his lap

hanging out with friends? his lap

fucking you stupid?

well...you get the point

he loved to have you on his lap so he could hold you

believe it or not, schlatt is a very affectionate guy when he's in a relationship

his love language is definitely touch, i'm calling it now, so he'd be touching you whenever he could

but especially he needs you on his lap, with your head on his shoulder and his arms around your waist

that's his favorite position for anything, full stop

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Moodboard: Jschlatt as a boyfriend

Pictures you took of him. Part 4.

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guys Schlatt is looking and sounding so incredibly attractive on snapchat tonight i'm going feral

pls validate this, none of my friends see it

you’re so right about this actually he’s so attractive

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💤

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tired of being misunderstood when i talk to my irls about my man (schlatt) and how hot i think he is and then they tell me they don’t see it at all and say mean things. like bruh you don’t get it. but you know who does? the tumblr mfs 🎀 they have my back and are writing the most insane smut about this same man for me to consume and enjoy💞

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chuckle sandwich ep. 114

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Fun Youppi! Fact: he was the first mascot introduced in the MLB and the first mascot to ever switch between any two major sports leagues in North America, Baseball and Hockey.

YOUPPI MENTION

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YOUPPI MENTION

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Listen-

Hearing Schlatt talk about how he made the SDMP on the last pod had me absolutely swoooooooning. Talking about how he made it for everyone else to have fun and to make some extra money and to help others grow their fan base? I honestly believe he plays up this big bad guy charade to throw people off but he’s so sweet. And listening to him talk about how passionate he is about what is basically coding and game design? God, seeing him so elated makes me so happy.

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SCHLATT IS SO PRETTY IN THE NEWEST EPISODE RAAAHHH